125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

722. Refuse to even glance at the stuff.

[Mags she/they]

723. Passionately hate mayo, but like sauces that have mayo in them, confusing everyone In your vicinity.

[KelsierFortnite he/him]

722. When leaving a friend's house, say goodbye but keep adding comments on to it, making your goodbye longer and longer until you have to move into their house.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

723. Love tomato sauce but hate tomatoes.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

724. Love tomatoes but hate anything else with tomatoes in it.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

725. Gaslight the entire world into thinking the main ingredient in milk is white dye.

Edited July 9, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

726. Gaslight the entire world into thinking white dye is dried milk.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

727. Gaslight the entire world into thinking that milk will bleach your tongue white

728. Pour straight bleach into a milk carton and serve it to people.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

729. Pour milk into a bleach bottle and convince your mom to wash everyone in the family except you's clothing with it. Then laugh your head off when everyone smells rotten.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

730. Crash the milk economy by filling all jugs with bleach.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

731. Crash the bleach economy by mysteriously vanishing all the bleach.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

732. Crash the economy by turning all bleach and milk into gold 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

732. Be the diamond business the spikes the prices of diamonds.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

733. Crash the world by turning Earth into gold.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

734. Crash the gold by turning it into Earth.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

735. 

Spoiler

 

[LightRinger he/him]

736. Claim you are going to make the moon disappear, then disappear yourself due to allegations of being involved in trafficking. (Not me lol, this is a very niche topic that I’m interested in)

[Unintelligenius he/him]

737. Eat the moon

[BlueWildRye he/him]

738. Moon the eating

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

739. AHHH THE MOON IS EATING CHEESE!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, FELLOW GOATS!!! EEEEKKKKK

[BlueWildRye he/him]

740. Moon the cheese

[Vyzkel He/Him]

741. Understand the meaning of mooning and cringe every time it’s posted.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

742. Don't eat cheese

[Vyzkel He/Him]

743. Judge lactose intolerant people

Edited July 10, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender
Typo

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

744. Be lactose intolerant and judge lactose tolerant people.