The Brunette/brown/black hair cult

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

40 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

The cookies are 100% safe. I do not dabble in hemalurgy...

What about ygrulameh?

[Guest]

I have pitch black hair 

I think i belong here

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

19 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

What about ygrulameh?

*pshh* No. Why would I want to spike myself and give it to someone else?

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Also, Wierdo, I’m sorry that you got stabbed so many times lol, just realized that.

*throws magic cards at @Block and @The cheeseman*

”Blood for the blood god”

[Block he/him]

2 hours ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

*throws magic cards at @Block and @The cheeseman*

*eats the card*

"The Gingers can never be stopped!"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

9 hours ago, Block said:

"The Gingers can never be stopped!"

Of course they can. *fires Vindication again* You just need to give them souls. Then they become brunettes.

*gasp* Wait, is THAT why you keep sacrificing people?! To gain souls so you can free yourselves from the Ginger God?!

Spoiler

I'm not trying to offend anyone. It's a joke I swear don't be mad at me pleeeeeez 

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

11 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Of course they can. *fires Vindication again* You just need to give them souls. Then they become brunettes.

*gasp* Wait, is THAT why you keep sacrificing people?! To gain souls so you can free yourselves from the Ginger God?!

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I'm not trying to offend anyone. It's a joke I swear don't be mad at me pleeeeeez 

No. The souls we steal become one with the Ginger God when we die.

[Block he/him]

13 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Of course they can. *fires Vindication again* You just need to give them souls. Then they become brunettes.

*gasp* Wait, is THAT why you keep sacrificing people?! To gain souls so you can free yourselves from the Ginger God?!

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I'm not trying to offend anyone. It's a joke I swear don't be mad at me pleeeeeez 

When we get someone's soul, we don't become a brunette. We corrupt the souls so they make us more powerful.

Spoiler

Don't worry, your not offending anyone.

 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

*bleaches Block's and Cheeseman's hair so they aren't ginger anymore*

There, problem solved. Can we stop the war now?

Edited May 1, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

*shaves my head bald and due to my abnormally-quickly growing hair I'm a redhead again in two days*

Since when was the war ever officially on? I've just been committing acts of terrorism.

Edited May 1, 2024 by The cheeseman
for legal reasons, that is a joke

[Wierdo he/him]

*sips rootbeer, hiding behind thaid.*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 hours ago, The cheeseman said:

Since when was the war ever officially on? I've just been committing acts of terrorism.

AHA!

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

2 hours ago, Wierdo said:

*sips rootbeer, hiding behind thaid.*

*joins hiding behind @Thaidakar the Ghostblood*

[strmblsd he/him]

2 hours ago, Wierdo said:

*sips rootbeer, hiding behind thaid.*

*Asks if I can have some root beer too*

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

2 hours ago, Wierdo said:

*sips rootbeer, hiding behind thaid.*

 

5 minutes ago, Anguished_One said:

*joins hiding behind @Thaidakar the Ghostblood*

*hides behind @Immortal Platypus*

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

 

*hides behind @Immortal Platypus*

*hides with @Wierdo and @strmblsd behind @Thaidakar the Ghostblood hiding behind @Immortal Platypus*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 minutes ago, Anguished_One said:

*hides with @Wierdo and @strmblsd behind @Thaidakar the Ghostblood hiding behind @Immortal Platypus*

*steps in front of everyone*

So why are y'all hiding behind each other again?

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*steps in front of everyone*

So why are y'all hiding behind each other again?

Uhhh

i don't know?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Anguished_One said:

Uhhh

i don't know?

Oh. Huh.

*pulls out raw fish* Sushi?

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

*i stand in front of everyone holding my hat onto my head, making sure it doesn’t blow in the wind that has suddenly appeared.*

*I hold my hand near my revolver*

”Let. Us. Stop. This. War.”

*a tumbleweed rolls past*

*I remove a strangely marked coin from my bag and begin rubbing it between my index finger and coin*

”Ooh, Yeah! Sushi sounds good!”

Edited May 2, 2024 by WhyEverNot_8
Yum

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*passes out sushi*

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

*chows down quickly*

*begins flipping the coin over and over*

”Yum! Thanks!”

*Eyes The cheeseman*

”Can. We. Stop. This. War!?”

[strmblsd he/him]

*nibbles on sushi while looking around confused*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 hours ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

”Can. We. Stop. This. War!?”

I don't know, can you? 

[Block he/him]

20 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

*bleaches Block's and Cheeseman's hair so they aren't ginger anymore*

There, problem solved. Can we stop the war now?

*Unbleaches my hair*

"The Gingers can never be stopped. We just have to consume a soul to regain our Gingerness"

16 hours ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

”Can. We. Stop. This. War!?”

"I don't even know if it's still going on"