TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 25, 2014 Author Posted October 25, 2014 I wonder, what would you guys rate me? I have Altermind and Electro, but then I have Max,Flashpoint, and Chi. Lightwards ca never marry Lucentia now because of the horrific consequences. I'd say a 2. Maybe 1.5. Considering you also have the refreshingly human Edgerunner, I'd feel comfortable rating you with 2.5 at the highest. They aren't particularly likely to get married any way, especially since they'd never get through a wedding ceremony. Lightwards would kill and zombify the pastor for having the sheer audacity to say "You may kiss the bride." Koschei stopped at shooting the pastor. Although the circumstances were different….and if he could have zombified him, he would have….and he was kind of declaring himself a god instead of getting married….so….okay, yeah, Koschei is worse. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted October 25, 2014 Posted October 25, 2014 Koschei stopped at shooting the pastor. Although the circumstances were different….and if he could have zombified him, he would have….and he was kind of declaring himself a god instead of getting married….so….okay, yeah, Koschei is worse. Yes, Koschei the Deathless crossed the Moral Event Horizon on his very first appearance. Lightwards is essentially Dr. Doofenshmirtz by comparison. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 25, 2014 Author Posted October 25, 2014 (edited) Yes, Koschei the Deathless crossed the Moral Event Horizon on his very first appearance. Lightwards is essentially Dr. Doofenshmirtz by comparison. Great. Now the following conversation is headcanon. Lightwards: ….and shot him, then raised him and told him to finish my coat. Koschei: Wow, you killed him twice and didn't even give him a break? That is evil! You know, I think we can really work with this. I'm so proud of you! Edit: pir2h, Koschei was a healing/resurrection Epic who tried to take over The Dalles. His first appearance is in the first The Dalles post, where he does something so evil it's widely considered a point of no return (referred to by TVTropes as a Moral Event Horizon.) Edited October 25, 2014 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles 2
Kobold King he/him Posted October 25, 2014 Posted October 25, 2014 Great. Now the following conversation is headcanon. Lightwards: ….and shot him, then raised him and told him to finish my coat. Koschei: Wow, you killed him twice and didn't even give him a break? That is evil! You know, I think we can really work with this. I'm so proud of you! That's from the episode where Max and Remington both target an Epic named Mary McGuffin, right? And now I really want to write a "Mysterious Force" parody about Calamity. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 25, 2014 Author Posted October 25, 2014 That's from the episode where Max and Remington both target an Epic named Mary McGuffin, right? And now I really want to write a "Mysterious Force" parody about Calamity. Nathan took the cupcake from Sam's hands and added it to the shrine—a small table including, at this point, a tiny cat statue, several colorful balloons, a pair of blue Converse, three pictures of pug puppies, and a toilet plunger. When Revolution cocked an eyebrow at the last one, Nathan assured her that "this shrine wouldn't be anything like her without it, trust me." "Okay, Mysterious Force," he began, "I know most people call you Calamity, and I know you don't really have any reason to listen to us, but…is there any way you could tell Funtimes to stop pouring maple syrup all over our spaghetti noodles?" "It's super gross," Sam added. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted October 25, 2014 Posted October 25, 2014 Nathan took the cupcake from Sam's hands and added it to the shrine—a small table including, at this point, a tiny cat statue, several colorful balloons, a pair of blue Converse, three pictures of pug puppies, and a toilet plunger. When Revolution cocked an eyebrow at the last one, Nathan assured her that "this shrine wouldn't be anything like her without it, trust me." "Okay, Mysterious Force," he began, "I know most people call you Calamity, and I know you don't really have any reason to listen to us, but…is there any way you could tell Funtimes to stop pouring maple syrup all over our spaghetti noodles?" "It's super gross," Sam added. Meanwhile, Remington and Max were sharing a duet while respectively stalking Lightwards and Electro. I can see the things you're doing And you think you can't be beat But when I get the goods on you Then you will face defeat. They say that you're immortal, But every bubble's got to pop, I'm gonna find your Epic weakness, And then you're finally gonna have to stop! Don't think you're gonna win this round 'Cuz you'd better believe I'll put you in the ground real soon! I'll get ya! (Yeah!) I'll get ya! (Yeah!) ...And when I do you're gonna be BUSTED! I may have been watching way too much of that show here lately. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 25, 2014 Author Posted October 25, 2014 Meanwhile, Remington and Max were sharing a duet while respectively stalking Lightwards and Electro. I can see the things you're doing And you think you can't be beat But when I get the goods on you Then you will face defeat. They say that you're immortal, But every bubble's got to pop, I'm gonna find your Epic weakness, And then you're finally gonna have to stop! Don't think you're gonna win this round 'Cuz you'd better believe I'll put you in the ground real soon! I'll get ya! (Yeah!) I'll get ya! (Yeah!) ...And when I do you're gonna be BUSTED! I may have been watching way too much of that show here lately. I really wanna put the hurt on you 'Cause you better believe me when I tell you that your sins are finally gonna catch up to you You're BUSTED! Don't think you're ever gonna see the light You've been doing wrong so long you can't remember what is really right You're BUSTED! You can never watch too much of that show. Never. 2
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted October 25, 2014 Posted October 25, 2014 Ok, I just got back from Camping, And I'm not going to read the Past 8 pages of this Thread. (We write to Much) So was there any Serious Planning done, and Do I need to post anything? (Note that I'll be gone for a good chunk of Today.)
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 25, 2014 Author Posted October 25, 2014 Ok, I just got back from Camping, And I'm not going to read the Past 8 pages of this Thread. (We write to Much) So was there any Serious Planning done, and Do I need to post anything? (Note that I'll be gone for a good chunk of Today.) Ummmm……no. Once again, it was mostly jokes. Though Kobold did write a horrifyingly entertaining look at what Lightwards would give Lucentia as an engagement gift, followed by my sequel called "The Night Funtimes Went Crazy." So no, no serious planning. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted October 25, 2014 Posted October 25, 2014 Ok, I just got back from Camping, And I'm not going to read the Past 8 pages of this Thread. (We write to Much) So was there any Serious Planning done, and Do I need to post anything? (Note that I'll be gone for a good chunk of Today.) Nothing particularly important, besides what TwiLyght mentioned. (Hope you had fun camping. ) I really wanna put the hurt on you 'Cause you better believe me when I tell you that your sins are finally gonna catch up to you You're BUSTED! Don't think you're ever gonna see the light You've been doing wrong so long you can't remember what is really right You're BUSTED! You can never watch too much of that show. Never. Fact: this is what will happen when Aldo meets Altermind. Aldo: I don't need to tell you what you already know You're the one with style, you're the whole darn show! The other guys use their powers just fine, But next to you, their looks are a crime. Altermind: Well they say true beauty it comes from within But you have to be comfortable in your own skin! So my illusions keep my appearance in theme; Just look at me, I look like a dream! Chorus: You're the one that sets the bar, no blemishes, marks or defacing scars You're fabulous! ("Oh I'm fabulous...") I promise to stop now. Maybe. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 26, 2014 Author Posted October 26, 2014 Fact: this is what will happen when Aldo meets Altermind. Aldo: I don't need to tell you what you already know You're the one with style, you're the whole darn show! The other guys use their powers just fine, But next to you, their looks are a crime. Altermind: Well they say true beauty it comes from within But you have to be comfortable in your own skin! So my illusions keep my appearance in theme; Just look at me, I look like a dream! Chorus: You're the one that sets the bar, no blemishes, marks or defacing scars You're fabulous! ("Oh I'm fabulous...") I promise to stop now. Maybe. Don't stop, don't stop Well, I would if I was able But there's a Ringmaster controlling me—he's underneath the table Whaaaaat? I got a Ringmaster controlling me and I just can't stop Now let me sum it up It was a strange set of circumstances A strange set of circumstances I fell into The Dalles and got snapped right up Now I got a Ringmaster controlling me and I just can't stop Don't stop, don't stop Well, I would if I was able There's a Ringmaster controlling me—he's underneath the table Whaaaaaaaat? Oh, I get it! The Ringmaster is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down! Like, Newcago is a Ringmaster, corporations are a Ringmaster, my dictator is a Ringmaster MY dictator is a queen! The media's a Ringmaster, it's all just so obscene! We all got a Ringmaster controlling us! We all got a Ringmaster controlling us! We all got a Ringmaster controlling us! 4
Voidus Posted October 26, 2014 Posted October 26, 2014 Considering Nighthound is already the kind of guy who might randomly kiss someone if he thought he could get away with it... And message for Voidus: assuming you haven't given her away to anyone else, or have any plans for her yourself, I'd like to officially adopt Jingleberry. I think I have some ideas for her character, as well as a minor expansion of her powers. That's fine, though I did have a plan for a minor appearance by her, I'll PM you with details. Really? I don't feel any different. Oh well. Time to go kill off Sam and Revolution... and then Kobold died. 3
Kobold King he/him Posted October 26, 2014 Posted October 26, 2014 That's fine, though I did have a plan for a minor appearance by her, I'll PM you with details. Cool! I will be awaiting the PM. and then Kobold died. Pffft, as if that can stop me. Strike me down and I'll rise up more powerful insane than ever before. 1
Voidus Posted October 26, 2014 Posted October 26, 2014 (edited) I wonder where I'd rate on the evil scale, not too high going solely from this RP but I was the first member of a group dedicated to Hemalurgy I mean, baking Edited October 26, 2014 by Voidus 2
mail-mi he/him Posted October 26, 2014 Posted October 26, 2014 (edited) Don't stop, don't stop Well, I would if I was able But there's a Ringmaster controlling me—he's underneath the table Whaaaaat? I got a Ringmaster controlling me and I just can't stop Now let me sum it up It was a strange set of circumstances A strange set of circumstances I fell into The Dalles and got snapped right up Now I got a Ringmaster controlling me and I just can't stop Don't stop, don't stop Well, I would if I was able There's a Ringmaster controlling me—he's underneath the table Whaaaaaaaat? Oh, I get it! The Ringmaster is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down! Like, Newcago is a Ringmaster, corporations are a Ringmaster, my dictator is a Ringmaster MY dictator is a queen! The media's a Ringmaster, it's all just so obscene! We all got a Ringmaster controlling us! We all got a Ringmaster controlling us! We all got a Ringmaster controlling us! Nathan! I know what we're going to do today! Hey, where's Remington? Edited October 26, 2014 by mail-mi 3
Seonid he/him Posted October 26, 2014 Posted October 26, 2014 I think I'll wait on a miner post until Seonid posts what happens with ringmaster and co. and I can do a big combined one with reader and BusDriver. Umm...I thought I had. Maybe I need to go back and check. My last Ranger post had him walking through the burned ashes of the platform area, poking the dead bodies to make sure they were dead. So just in case my writing was unclear (I've had that problem before...lol), Ringmaster, Torch, Deadeye, and Bubbles are confirmed kills. Paladin is sure he killed Ghostknife, but he's wrong. She, however, is so traumatized that she's going to stay ethereal for a while. And then go to The Dalles. But all of my folks have left the platform, and are out of the area. Miner is free to go wherever he wants. Don't stop, don't stop Well, I would if I was able But there's a Ringmaster controlling me—he's underneath the table Whaaaaat? I got a Ringmaster controlling me and I just can't stop Now let me sum it up It was a strange set of circumstances A strange set of circumstances I fell into The Dalles and got snapped right up Now I got a Ringmaster controlling me and I just can't stop Don't stop, don't stop Well, I would if I was able There's a Ringmaster controlling me—he's underneath the table Whaaaaaaaat? Oh, I get it! The Ringmaster is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down! Like, Newcago is a Ringmaster, corporations are a Ringmaster, my dictator is a Ringmaster MY dictator is a queen! The media's a Ringmaster, it's all just so obscene! We all got a Ringmaster controlling us! We all got a Ringmaster controlling us! We all got a Ringmaster controlling us! This was...amazing. 1
mail-mi he/him Posted October 26, 2014 Posted October 26, 2014 Umm...I thought I had. Maybe I need to go back and check. My last Ranger post had him walking through the burned ashes of the platform area, poking the dead bodies to make sure they were dead. So just in case my writing was unclear (I've had that problem before...lol), Ringmaster, Torch, Deadeye, and Bubbles are confirmed kills. Paladin is sure he killed Ghostknife, but he's wrong. She, however, is so traumatized that she's going to stay ethereal for a while. And then go to The Dalles. But all of my folks have left the platform, and are out of the area. Miner is free to go wherever he wants. This was...amazing. Oh okay. Yeah it was a bit unclear. So now I'm just waiting on Kobold with Backtrack.
Seonid he/him Posted October 26, 2014 Posted October 26, 2014 Oh okay. Yeah it was a bit unclear. So now I'm just waiting on Kobold with Backtrack. Gotcha. Sorry. Quick question - what, specifically, did you find to be unclear? (I ask because I'd like to improve my writing.)
mail-mi he/him Posted October 26, 2014 Posted October 26, 2014 Gotcha. Sorry. Quick question - what, specifically, did you find to be unclear? (I ask because I'd like to improve my writing.) Sure thing. I think it was the perspective and the time skip, I liked the Ringmaster perspective, but then suddenly Ranger is walking around and Ringmaster is dead. I think either that post coming from paladin or an in between post of Paladin would have made it a bit clearer.
Seonid he/him Posted October 26, 2014 Posted October 26, 2014 Gotcha. That makes more sense. I meant for the end of the Ringmaster post to be the moment that Torch impacted there, but I see that it needed a clarifying post. I was planning on giving a Paladin perspective anyways, so I'll add some clarification in there.
mail-mi he/him Posted October 26, 2014 Posted October 26, 2014 Gotcha. That makes more sense. I meant for the end of the Ringmaster post to be the moment that Torch impacted there, but I see that it needed a clarifying post. I was planning on giving a Paladin perspective anyways, so I'll add some clarification in there. Alright. Sounds awesome
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 26, 2014 Author Posted October 26, 2014 Backtrack, why must you decide to use your powers right when I want to hug you? Just when you need a hug most, you slip. You....backtrack. 3
Seonid he/him Posted October 26, 2014 Posted October 26, 2014 And you were doing so well, Backtrack! 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 26, 2014 Author Posted October 26, 2014 And you were doing so well, Backtrack! I was almost so proud of you! 1
Kobold King he/him Posted October 26, 2014 Posted October 26, 2014 Backtrack, why must you decide to use your powers right when I want to hug you? Just when you need a hug most, you slip. You....backtrack. I see what you did there. If I were on my computer, I'd post a picture of a picture of a toucan with the caption "Toucan play at this game." But I'm on my Kindle, so that option's out. There there. His redemption wouldn't mean anything if we never saw him as a slontze. Though really, Steve Lawrence needs a hug. Backtrack deserves a sharp slap, but Steve Lawrence needs a hug. (Something that just occurred to me... if you feel the evolution references are out of place, I can take them out. I'm not sure how controversial or offensive they are here, but the last thing I want to do is offend anyone. Reading a number of creationist zoology books has made me cautious of this sort of thing.) 1
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