Question 3

[Kobold King he/him]

It was meant to be, but if you'd care to rate me on a scale of 1 (you're about as evil as a fluffy bunny and just as harmless) and 10 (um, I just said your name, and Lightwards immediately curled up in the fetal position while Nighthound broke into a grin) you're welcome to do so.

 

I'll rate you a 2. You're a wonderfully nice person, but you enjoy terrorizing The Dalles with Koschei far too much for a pure "1" rating.

 

If it helps, I'm probably at least a 4 by now.

[Edgedancer he/him]

I'll rate you a 2. You're a wonderfully nice person, but you enjoy terrorizing The Dalles with Koschei far too much for a pure "1" rating.

 

If it helps, I'm probably at least a 4 by now.

Funny, I would have given her the same rating, for "has a healthy sadistic streak, safely chaneld through imaginery characters"

 

What does that make me, a 5 or worse?

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

I'll rate you a 2. You're a wonderfully nice person, but you enjoy terrorizing The Dalles with Koschei far too much for a pure "1" rating.

 

If it helps, I'm probably at least a 4 by now.

 

Back when it was just Lightwards, I'd say a 4, but since you've added Vondra, Sam, and Revolution, it's probably down to a 3. I wouldn't take it lower than that because of how much you love tormenting Backtrack.  

 

Funny, I would have given her the same rating, for "has a healthy sadistic streak, safely chaneld through imaginery characters"

 

What does that make me, a 5 or worse?

 

Yeah…. Although my most sadistic characters are dead, killed in pretty karmic ways. 

 

4 or 5. Nighthound bumps up the rating quite a bit, but I get the sense his evilness is only there to make his demise all the more satisfying.  

[mail-mi he/him]

With Timeport and Reader, I'd put myself at a solid 3 and a half

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Are you guys rating yourself on how evil you are on a scale from 1-5?

 

1-10, but yes.

[mail-mi he/him]

I think I'll wait on a miner post until Seonid posts what happens with ringmaster and co. and I can do a big combined one with reader and BusDriver.

[Kobold King he/him]

Back when it was just Lightwards, I'd say a 4, but since you've added Vondra, Sam, and Revolution, it's probably down to a 3. I wouldn't take it lower than that because of how much you love tormenting Backtrack.

 

I wonder if Jingleberry will knock the rating higher or lower. (Hint: probably higher, if I get to put my spin on her.)

 

 

I think I'll wait on a miner post until Seonid posts what happens with ringmaster and co. and I can do a big combined one with reader and BusDriver.

 

Cool!

 

I'll make sure I get a Backtrack post up soon, then.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

I wonder if Jingleberry will knock the rating higher or lower. (Hint: probably higher, if I get to put my spin on her.)

 

 

 

Cool!

 

I'll make sure I get a Backtrack post up soon, then.

 

1. Can she affect Epics? 

2. How painful is her poison? 

3. How long would it affect Nighthound?

[Kobold King he/him]

1. Can she affect Epics? 

2. How painful is her poison? 

3. How long would it affect Nighthound?

 

She can definitely affect Epics.

 

Though I just had an idea--assuming I can get her, she could make a good ally for Nighthound in Astoria. If Nighthound's main plot will revolve around his trying to escape the city, it could seriously help to have a moderately powerful Epic helping him from the outside. Especially a moderately powerful Epic with an interest in destabilizing Lucentia's regime. 

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

She can definitely affect Epics.

 

Though I just had an idea--assuming I can get her, she could make a good ally for Nighthound in Astoria. If Nighthound's main plot will revolve around his trying to escape the city, it could seriously help to have a moderately powerful Epic helping him from the outside. Especially a moderately powerful Epic with an interest in destabilizing Lucentia's regime. 

 

Wait. 

 

You're thinking of giving Nighthound an ally? 

 

whoosh 

 

Did you hear that? That was your Personal Evilness Score™ going up to 7.  

[Edgedancer he/him]

I'll put 1 on Mistwraith, for now...

Given that you proclaimed your intentions to have her join what I would call terrorists that´s probably not going to stay low.

 

1. Can she affect Epics? 

2. How painful is her poison? 

3. How long would it affect Nighthound?

I can see where you are going, although he sometimes casually breaks his own limbs, so it would have to be very painful.

 

She can definitely affect Epics.

 

Though I just had an idea--assuming I can get her, she could make a good ally for Nighthound in Astoria. If Nighthound's main plot will revolve around his trying to escape the city, it could seriously help to have a moderately powerful Epic helping him from the outside. Especially a moderately powerful Epic with an interest in destabilizing Lucentia's regime. 

I´m with Twi, the idea of someone considering Nighthound an ally always fills me with dread. Not that Nighthound would openly cause chaos in town, that´s way to dangerous.

[mail-mi he/him]

I know. That's the point. I don't want her to stay low.

So...what you're saying is, she's at a 1, but you're at a 5?

[Kobold King he/him]

Wait. 

 

You're thinking of giving Nighthound an ally? 

 

whoosh 

 

Did you hear that? That was your Personal Evilness Score™ going up to 7.

 

Really? I don't feel any different.

 

Oh well. Time to go kill off Sam and Revolution...

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Really? I don't feel any different.

 

Oh well. Time to go kill off Sam and Revolution...

 

[Edgedancer he/him]

Really? I don't feel any different.

 

Oh well. Time to go kill off Sam and Revolution...

The perfect present to accompany a marriage proposal to Lucentia.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

The perfect present to accompany a marriage proposal to Lucentia.

 

Wait—why are you marrying her again?

[mail-mi he/him]

Like Day of the Doctor, but with 20% more Remington. And 100% more gun violence.

I don't doubt it.

You only know the first part of it. It gets better

[Kobold King he/him]

The perfect present to accompany a marriage proposal to Lucentia.

 

"Close your eyes, dear."

 

"Close my eyes around you?" Lucentia demanded haughtily. "I would never be so foolish."

 

"And that's what I love about you," Lightwards said gingerly. "Though fortunately, I have the surprise already aligned. Look behind you."

 

Raising an eyebrow, Lucentia turned back to the street. The action was immediately followed by a sharp gasp.

 

"Oh, Lightwards," she said with a delighted smile. "You shouldn't have."

 

Sam, Revolution, and Remington Springfield all knelt in front of her, all holding trinkets and jewelry. The blood on their clothes and their dull expressions betrayed them for what they were--Warriors of Light, or in this case, Warriors of Love.

 

"I don't know what to say," Lucentia said, smiling with her eyes glistening. "This is the sweetest present anyone's ever given to me."

 

"I know what you could say," Lightwards replied warmly, holding his bowler hat to his chest. "Say 'yes,' for I'm about to ask you to run away with me."

 

"Run away with you?" laughed Lucentia. "Why would we have to run away?"

 

"Because as usual you're right," Lightwards replied with a more somber expression. "I really shouldn't have."

 

The night air was suddenly rent by the sound of creaking metal and a furious scream. The pair looked into the night sky to see the Museum of Natural Awesomeness exploding in dazzling pink cloud.

 

"It seems Funtimes has caught on to my little present," Lightwards observed. "Will you run away with me, Queen Lucentia?"

 

Her smile told him everything he needed to know. Gathering their new Warriors, the pair of them took off running down the Portland street, praying to Calamity Funtimes wasn't good at tracking.

 

Maybe I should have saved this for Valentine's Day.

[Edgedancer he/him]

"Close your eyes, dear."

 

"Close my eyes around you?" Lucentia demanded haughtily. "I would never be so foolish."

 

"And that's what I love about you," Lightwards said gingerly. "Though fortunately, I have the surprise already aligned. Look behind you."

 

Raising an eyebrow, Lucentia turned back to the street. The action was immediately followed by a sharp gasp.

 

"Oh, Lightwards," she said with a delighted smile. "You shouldn't have."

 

Sam, Revolution, and Remington Springfield all knelt in front of her, all holding trinkets and jewelry. The blood on their clothes and their dull expressions betrayed them for what they were--Warriors of Light, or in this case, Warriors of Love.

 

"I don't know what to say," Lucentia said, smiling with her eyes glistening. "This is the sweetest present anyone's ever given to me."

 

"I know what you could say," Lightwards replied warmly, holding his bowler hat to his chest. "Say 'yes,' for I'm about to ask you to run away with me."

 

"Run away with you?" laughed Lucentia. "Why would we have to run away?"

 

"Because as usual you're right," Lightwards replied with a more somber expression. "I really shouldn't have."

 

The night air was suddenly rent by the sound of creaking metal and a furious scream. The pair looked into the night sky to see the Museum of Natural Awesomeness exploding in dazzling pink cloud.

 

"It seems Funtimes has caught on to my little present," Lightwards observed. "Will you run away with me, Queen Lucentia?"

 

Her smile told him everything he needed to know. Gathering their new Warriors, the pair of them took off running down the Portland street, praying to Calamity Funtimes wasn't good at tracking.

 

Maybe I should have saved this for Valentine's Day.

Maybe but I would say it also fits quite well with halloween. At least they would only have to run until Astoria.

 

Apart from this dreadful couple comming back to the museum is there anything else before the time skip or is it about to happen now?

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

"Close your eyes, dear."

 

"Close my eyes around you?" Lucentia demanded haughtily. "I would never be so foolish."

 

"And that's what I love about you," Lightwards said gingerly. "Though fortunately, I have the surprise already aligned. Look behind you."

 

Raising an eyebrow, Lucentia turned back to the street. The action was immediately followed by a sharp gasp.

 

"Oh, Lightwards," she said with a delighted smile. "You shouldn't have."

 

Sam, Revolution, and Remington Springfield all knelt in front of her, all holding trinkets and jewelry. The blood on their clothes and their dull expressions betrayed them for what they were--Warriors of Light, or in this case, Warriors of Love.

 

"I don't know what to say," Lucentia said, smiling with her eyes glistening. "This is the sweetest present anyone's ever given to me."

 

"I know what you could say," Lightwards replied warmly, holding his bowler hat to his chest. "Say 'yes,' for I'm about to ask you to run away with me."

 

"Run away with you?" laughed Lucentia. "Why would we have to run away?"

 

"Because as usual you're right," Lightwards replied with a more somber expression. "I really shouldn't have."

 

The night air was suddenly rent by the sound of creaking metal and a furious scream. The pair looked into the night sky to see the Museum of Natural Awesomeness exploding in dazzling pink cloud.

 

"It seems Funtimes has caught on to my little present," Lightwards observed. "Will you run away with me, Queen Lucentia?"

 

Her smile told him everything he needed to know. Gathering their new Warriors, the pair of them took off running down the Portland street, praying to Calamity Funtimes wasn't good at tracking.

 

Maybe I should have saved this for Valentine's Day.

 

Sequel, sung to the tune of this song right here. 

 

Up in the MoNA, Lightwards was shootin' friends 

Sam, Revolution, even Remington 

When Funtimes busted in, she scared him half to death 

Had a plunger in her hands, cream soda on her breath 

From her hair to her shoes, she was covered in glitter 

Like a picture a teen would put up on Twitter 

Then she smiled as she said, with a twinkle in her eye 

"You big meanieface, now you're all gonna die!"  

 

The night Funtimes went crazy 

​The night Miss Glitter went insane 

​Realized her friends had gone missing 

What was left finally snapped in her brain 

 

The MoNA is gone now, turned into gummy bears 

Look around and you'll see Lightwards over there 

She couldn't quite kill him, so she settled for the next 

​Best thing after that—two hundred painful deaths 

She got Lucentia and Nighthound with tar-flavored syrup 

And she threw the raptors out as they all blew up 

She picked up a flamethrower, and she barbecued Aldo 

And she threw Cricket under an old German auto 

 

The night Funtimes went crazy 

​The night Miss Glitter went insane 

​Realized her friends had gone missing 

What was left finally snapped in her brain 

 

There's CorpseMaker and ol' Altermind 

There's soldiers from Kliever 

And pterodactyls circling around in the sky 

The kittens are flying, the body count's rising 

And everyone's dying to know 

Oh, Lightwards, why? 

Why, why, why, why, why, why? 

Did you think her friends had to die? 

 

Yes, Lord Steelheart, Funtimes is having fun 

Lightwards is up to death 5,001 

No, my Lord Steelheart, she's not gonna swear

Loyalty—and trust me, you'd be too darn scared.

'Cause Nathan's in therapy, and Backtrack's still nervous

And Saccharine got a job right there in her service

And they say CorpseMaker still dreams of the day

He can break out of that tar—and ask her to stay!

 

The night Funtimes went crazy 

​The night Miss Glitter went insane 

​Realized her friends had gone missing 

What was left finally snapped in her brain

[mail-mi he/him]

Sequel, sung to the tune of this song right here.

Up in the MoNA, Lightwards was shootin' friends

Sam, Revolution, even Remington

When Funtimes busted in, she scared him half to death

Had a plunger in her hands, cream soda on her breath

From her hair to her shoes, she was covered in glitter

Like a picture a teen would put up on Twitter

Then she smiled as she said, with a twinkle in her eye

"You big meanieface, now you're all gonna die!"

The night Funtimes went crazy

​The night Miss Glitter went insane

​Realized her friends had gone missing

What was left finally snapped in her brain

The MoNA is gone now, turned into gummy bears

Look around and you'll see Lightwards over there

She couldn't quite kill him, so she settled for the next

​Best thing after that—two hundred painful deaths

She got Lucentia and Nighthound with tar-flavored syrup

And she threw the raptors out as they all blew up

She picked up a flamethrower, and she barbecued Aldo

And she threw Cricket under an old German auto

The night Funtimes went crazy

​The night Miss Glitter went insane

​Realized her friends had gone missing

What was left finally snapped in her brain

There's CorpseMaker and ol' Altermind

There's soldiers from Kliever

And pterodactyls circling around in the sky

The kittens are flying, the body count's rising

And everyone's dying to know

Oh, Lightwards, why?

Why, why, why, why, why, why?

Did you think her friends had to die?

Yes, Lord Steelheart, Funtimes is having fun

Lightwards is up to death 5,001

No, my Lord Steelheart, she's not gonna swear

Loyalty—and trust me, you'd be too darn scared.

'Cause Nathan's in therapy, and Backtrack's still nervous

And Saccharine got a job right there in her service

And they say CorpseMaker still dreams of the day

He can break out of that tar—and ask her to stay!

The night Funtimes went crazy

​The night Miss Glitter went insane

​Realized her friends had gone missing

What was left finally snapped in her brain

That was....terrifying

[Kobold King he/him]

Sequel, sung to the tune of this song right here. 

 

Up in the MoNA, Lightwards was shootin' friends 

Sam, Revolution, even Remington 

When Funtimes busted in, she scared him half to death 

Had a plunger in her hands, cream soda on her breath 

From her hair to her shoes, she was covered in glitter 

Like a picture a teen would put up on Twitter 

Then she smiled as she said, with a twinkle in her eye 

"You big meanieface, now you're all gonna die!"  

 

The night Funtimes went crazy 

​The night Miss Glitter went insane 

​Realized her friends had gone missing 

What was left finally snapped in her brain 

 

The MoNA is gone now, turned into gummy bears 

Look around and you'll see Lightwards over there 

She couldn't quite kill him, so she settled for the next 

​Best thing after that—two hundred painful deaths 

She got Lucentia and Nighthound with tar-flavored syrup 

And she threw the raptors out as they all blew up 

She picked up a flamethrower, and she barbecued Aldo 

And she threw Cricket under an old German auto 

 

The night Funtimes went crazy 

​The night Miss Glitter went insane 

​Realized her friends had gone missing 

What was left finally snapped in her brain 

 

There's CorpseMaker and ol' Altermind 

There's soldiers from Kliever 

And pterodactyls circling around in the sky 

The kittens are flying, the body count's rising 

And everyone's dying to know 

Oh, Lightwards, why? 

Why, why, why, why, why, why? 

Did you think her friends had to die? 

 

Yes, Lord Steelheart, Funtimes is having fun 

Lightwards is up to death 5,001 

No, my Lord Steelheart, she's not gonna swear

Loyalty—and trust me, you'd be too darn scared.

'Cause Nathan's in therapy, and Backtrack's still nervous

And Saccharine got a job right there in her service

And they say CorpseMaker still dreams of the day

He can break out of that tar—and ask her to stay!

 

The night Funtimes went crazy 

​The night Miss Glitter went insane 

​Realized her friends had gone missing 

What was left finally snapped in her brain

 

Great. Now I'll have another song stuck in my head. And nightmares.

 

(That was... terrifyingly awesome. )

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Great. Now I'll have another song stuck in my head. And nightmares.

 

(That was... terrifyingly awesome. )

 

This horrific future can be prevented if Lightwards refrains from being a meanieface.  

 

(Thanks )

[Mailliw73 he/him]

He's not fond of cats, but he'd let them go, too. Those poor animals did nothing to deserve the Jagers and must be freed immediately.  

 

It was meant to be, but if you'd care to rate me on a scale of 1 (you're about as evil as a fluffy bunny and just as harmless) and 10 (um, I just said your name, and Lightwards immediately curled up in the fetal position while Nighthound broke into a grin) you're welcome to do so.

I wonder, what would you guys rate me? I have Altermind and Electro, but then I have Max,Flashpoint, and Chi.

Lightwards ca never marry Lucentia now because of the horrific consequences.

[Kobold King he/him]

I wonder, what would you guys rate me? I have Altermind and Electro, but then I have Max,Flashpoint, and Chi.

Lightwards ca never marry Lucentia now because of the horrific consequences.

 

Considering you also have the refreshingly human Edgerunner, I'd feel comfortable rating you with 2.5 at the highest.

 

They aren't particularly likely to get married any way, especially since they'd never get through a wedding ceremony. Lightwards would kill and zombify the pastor for having the sheer audacity to say "You may kiss the bride."