Three word story (forum game)

[Silus - Shard of Flame he/him]

who was not

[Munin he/him]

guarding a lerasium

[Eerongal he/him]

inside of the

[Munin he/him]

frozen heart of

[Silus - Shard of Flame he/him]

the Ice King.

[Chaos he/him]

Internet Explorer died

[Silus - Shard of Flame he/him]

with a bullet

[Eerongal he/him]

made of pure

[Munin he/him]

Chromium. Chaos reacted

[Eerongal he/him]

with a lack

[Munin he/him]

of filial responsibility.

[mycoltbug]

As we all

[Eerongal he/him]

expected, David Hasslehoff

[Silus - Shard of Flame he/him]

came to the

[Shivertongue he/him]

bakery where Eerongal

[Silus - Shard of Flame he/him]

was eating muffins

If the next word is "gratuitously", I will hug you.

[mycoltbug]

gratuitously awaiting his

[Shivertongue he/him]

execution. He had

[Silus - Shard of Flame he/him]

ninety minutes to

mycoltbug gets a hug!

[Eerongal he/him]

compose rock operas

[mycoltbug]

with nothing but

[Silus - Shard of Flame he/him]

a fax machine.

[mycoltbug]

Blaring sounds of

[Silus - Shard of Flame he/him]

crushed papaya horns

[Shivertongue he/him]

made him sneeze