Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Hoidlovesbacon]

Granted, the nightwatcher gives you the shaod, unfortunately, it is the day before Elantris falls.

Your bane is to never be able to draw and or tell people how to save Elantris

I wish to permanently and without limitations gain the power of Ruin and Preservation previously held by Leras and Ati

[Frustration]

22 hours ago, Hoidlovesbacon said:

Your boon is that you can only say “Moash did nothing wrong” for the rest of your life. If you choose to say nothing, you will automatically say it every 30 seconds.

Your bane is that whenever you say  “Moash did nothing wrong” every fan of the cosmere will hear you and inevitably kill you in desperation for it to end.

 

 

Moash did nothing wrong.

[Hoidlovesbacon]

Have you read the second book where

Spoiler

Moash tries to kill the king!

 

[Frustration]

21 minutes ago, Hoidlovesbacon said:

Have you read the second book where

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Moash tries to kill the king!

 

Have you read the first book where

Spoiler

Szeth does.

Also, he just doesn't deserve the hate. He isn't even that evil.

[AonEne he/him]

He definitely did stuff wrong, but he 100% doesn’t deserve the hate he gets. 

[NameIess]

14 hours ago, Hoidlovesbacon said:

I wish to permanently and without limitations gain the power of Ruin and Preservation previously held by Leras and Ati

Granted. You gain this power permanently and without limitations. Your bane is that the rest of the Shards feel so threatened by you that they gang up on you and lock you away or all eternity.

 

I wish to be able to speak with any character in the Cosmere that I want to, whenever I want to.

[Hoidlovesbacon]

50 minutes ago, Nameless said:

I wish to be able to speak with any character in the Cosmere that I want to, whenever I want to.

Granted you are now able to talk to them whenever you want, unfortunately it broadcasts to the entire cosmere(including Odium) and they cannot respond to you. Also you will look as if you are talking to no one on earth.

 

Your bane is Odium find out about this and how you know about all the cosmere, so he kills you.

 

I wish Harmony/Sazed will kill Odium and dispel his power so much that no one will ever be able to reassemble his shard.

[NameIess]

21 minutes ago, Hoidlovesbacon said:

Granted you are now able to talk to them whenever you want, unfortunately it broadcasts to the entire cosmere(including Odium) and they cannot respond to you. Also you will look as if you are talking to no one on earth.

Speak "with" implies two-way conversation. This is the last straw! I'm suing the Nightwatcher for intentional twisting of my words!

[The_Archivist he/him]

You sue her, but you lose and owe her tons of money.

[NameIess]

23 minutes ago, The_Archivist said:

You sue her, but you lose and owe her tons of money.

I'm not making a wish, I'm suing the Nightwatcher!

[The_Archivist he/him]

*smiles mischievously* Whoops

[Hoidlovesbacon]

Unfortunately you owe her spheres which you cannot get without asking her

[NameIess]

4 minutes ago, Hoidlovesbacon said:

Unfortunately you owe her spheres which you cannot get without asking her

Actually, I just remembered something. I'm stopping my lawsuit.

1 hour ago, Hoidlovesbacon said:

I wish Harmony/Sazed will kill Odium and dispel his power so much that no one will ever be able to reassemble his shard.

Granted Harmony/Sazed kills Odium, but not Rayse, and then dispels all of his (his being Harmony's) power so much that Harmony can never be reassembled. Your Bane is that Rayse takes his power back and then kills you.

 

I wish that I was not in debt.

[Hoidlovesbacon]

4 minutes ago, Nameless said:

I wish that I was not in debt.

Granted, you were not in debt, but now you are indebted to Odium and he wants you to kill Kaladin, Shallan, and Adolin then convince Dalinar to join him.

your bane is to be unable to communicate in any way to anyone except Odium

 

I wish that Rayse would be killed and Odium’s power to be shattered so thoroughly that no one will ever take up Odium again.

[The_Archivist he/him]

15 minutes ago, Hoidlovesbacon said:

I wish that Rayse would be killed and Odium’s power to be shattered so thoroughly that no one will ever take up Odium again.

We're sorry, the power of the Nightwatcher is incapable of such a feat. If you have a complaint, you may register it by filling out form 838, and we will be happy to reimburse you.

I wish for complete control over gravity.

[NameIess]

1 hour ago, The_Archivist said:

I wish for complete control over gravity.

Granted. You have complete control over gravity. Your Bane is that you are now blind and without any sense of direction.

 

I wish that the Nightwatcher would stop giving me 2 Banes.

[Hoidlovesbacon]

1 hour ago, Nameless said:

I wish that the Nightwatcher would stop giving me 2 Banes.

The nightwatcher has decided to grant your request and give you three banes next wish instead of 2.

Your bane is to have half your face deformed and twisted until it completely unrecognizable.

I wish for Brandon Sanderson to write his books 10 times quicker and with the same quality.

[NameIess]

37 minutes ago, Hoidlovesbacon said:

I wish for Brandon Sanderson to write his books 10 times quicker and with the same quality.

Granted. His books are of the same quality, and he writes them 10 times quicker. Unfortunately, it also takes him 10 times longer to think up what he's going to write.

 

I wish that all of the items currently in my possession at the time that I am saying this wish, before any time travel shenanigans happen, would stay in my possession, no matter what wishes are made.

[Hoidlovesbacon]

1 hour ago, Nameless said:

I wish that all of the items currently in my possession at the time that I am saying this wish, before any time travel shenanigans happen, would stay in my possession, no matter what wishes are made.

Granted, unfortunately Wayne “traded” everything from you a few seconds ago and you’re left with a few small dead mammals, Wax’s second favorite gun, and Steris’s favorite situational planner. You will be stuck with these things forever.

Your bane is for all your hair to fall out and never grow back

 

I wish to have a permanent nahel bond with an honor spren and to have permanent access to unlimited stormlight.

[NameIess]

15 minutes ago, Hoidlovesbacon said:

Granted, unfortunately Wayne “traded” everything from you a few seconds ago and you’re left with a few small dead mammals, Wax’s second favorite gun, and Steris’s favorite situational planner. You will be stuck with these things forever.

You're still giving me two banes, so I'll assume it's multiple choice. I'll take bane number 2 please.

[Hoidlovesbacon]

7 hours ago, Hoidlovesbacon said:

The nightwatcher has decided to grant your request and give you three banes next wish instead of 2.

Actually you should have an extra bane, but I am letting you off easy

[NameIess]

17 hours ago, Hoidlovesbacon said:

Actually you should have an extra bane, but I am letting you off easy

So you admit to giving me 2 Banes?

[Hoidlovesbacon]

1 hour ago, Nameless said:

So you admit to giving me 2 Banes?

I don’t, I am just basing my reasoning on your assumptions, so you can’t argue with it.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Hoidlovesbacon said:

I don’t, I am just basing my reasoning on your assumptions, so you can’t argue with it.

Well, I still have your earlier statement. And the fact that Wayne trading everything technically was an adjustment to the timeline by the Nightwatcher.  @ShadowLord_Lith, I am truly sorry to do this to you.

23 hours ago, Hoidlovesbacon said:

I wish to have a permanent nahel bond with an honor spren and to have permanent access to unlimited stormlight.

Granted. You have a permanent bond with an honor spren. Your bane is that holding infinite investiture completely overwhelms your spiritweb, causing you to blow up. It makes for a truly awesome light show though.

 

I wish for immortality.

 

[Hoidlovesbacon]

3 hours ago, Nameless said:

Granted. You have a permanent bond with an honor spren. Your bane is that holding infinite investiture completely overwhelms your spiritweb, causing you to blow up. It makes for a truly awesome light show though.

 

I wish for immortality.

 

I asked for access to unlimited stormlight not to hold it.

Granted, you will wither in agony for eternity.