Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Experience said:

Ahh... But you forgot. The sun doesn't set, it's just the Earth's spin that makes it appear that way. Your pretty much made it so they won't die of old age.

It's the cognitive that counts.

[GoWibble he/him]

19 hours ago, Nameless said:

It's the cognitive that counts.

It is theoretically possible that the sun never sets....

 

19 hours ago, Experience said:

I wish for time.

Granted: You get a watch. It has a giant crack in it, but otherwise it is a nice watch (plastic, though, so no selling). Oh, and you are cursed that whoever you ask out is required to ask about the watch. 

I wish for an interesting bane

[+Keeper Exile]

You shall receive the ability to only be able to digest grass, and anything else you eat will taste like dirt!

I wish for the ability to manipulate matter into whatever I want.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

5 hours ago, Keeper Exile said:

I wish for the ability to manipulate matter into whatever I want.

You can manipulate matter into whatever you want, but every time you use your powers one of your brain cells die.

I wish for world peace!

[NameIess]

21 minutes ago, McWafy said:

I wish for world peace!

Granted. Unfortunately for you, the Nightwatcher is old, and as such interprets this as a desire for everyone in the world to be quiet. Your Bane is that you will always have an extremely loud ringing in your ears that will never go away.

 

I wish for eternal life that comes with perfect sanity.

[Frustration]

1 hour ago, Nameless said:

I wish for eternal life that comes with perfect sanity.

You die because that is theoretically possible in the Beyond

I wish for.... @Feruchemical Bowser to give me a bane

[NameIess]

On 4/24/2020 at 10:00 PM, Frustration said:

I wish for.... @Feruchemical Bowser to give me a bane

Granted. @Feruchemical Bowser will give you an extra bane. Your default bane is a sore back for the rest of your life.

 

I wish for a good book series to read.

[Frustration]

12 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Granted. @Feruchemical Bowser will give you an extra bane. Your default bane is a sore back for the rest of your life.

So it won't go away, dang it I was getting better.

12 minutes ago, Nameless said:

I wish for a good book series to read.

Granted but it won't be finished for 30-40 years.

[Hoidlovesbacon]

I wish to know all the contents of every book Brandon Sanderson has written and will ever write and to be able to read it all whenever I wish to.

[NameIess]

2 minutes ago, Hoidlovesbacon said:

I wish to know all the contents of every book Brandon Sanderson has written and will ever write and to be able to read it all whenever I wish to.

Granted, but you lose the ability to say or think the words "I wish" in any language.

 

I wish for Excalibur.

[Hoidlovesbacon]

Granted, but you lose all feeling in your arms and you are unable to use them.

 

8 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Granted, but you lose the ability to say or think the words "I wish" in any language.

 

I wish for Excalibur.

P.S I didn’t say that I have to SAY the words

Edited April 28, 2020 by Hoidlovesbacon
*your

[NameIess]

Just now, Hoidlovesbacon said:

P.S I didn’t say that I have to SAY the words

You have to at least think them.

[Hoidlovesbacon]

Didn’t see that part, good job 

[Hoidlovesbacon]

Nightwatcher please grant me veto power over all boons and banes ever given and all that will be given including my own.

[Destruction he/him]

 YOUR WISH has been ignored (the Nightwatcher didn't show up(you couldn't find her))

alternatively it is accepted with the bane that you must always veto your own banes and boons and never mess with another person's.

I wish for a bane.

[Hoidlovesbacon]

Your boon is that you can only say “Moash did nothing wrong” for the rest of your life. If you choose to say nothing, you will automatically say it every 30 seconds.

Your bane is that whenever you say  “Moash did nothing wrong” every fan of the cosmere will hear you and inevitably kill you in desperation for it to end.

 

 

Edited April 28, 2020 by Hoidlovesbacon
*hear

[BeaverBuster]

I wish that I could win a game of chess

[Hoidlovesbacon]

Your boon has been granted, you win a game of chess against a distracted flame spren.

Your bane is that whenever you hear music it sounds like someone screaming at you.

I petition the night watcher to give me mastery over all types of investiture.

 

Edited April 28, 2020 by Hoidlovesbacon
Need to add wish

[NameIess]

6 hours ago, Hoidlovesbacon said:

I petition the night watcher to give me mastery over all types of investiture.

Granted. You have mastery over all types of investiture, but, unfortunately, investiture doesn't exist on earth, and your Bane is that the Cosmere has shut their borders to prevent the further spread of COVID-19

 

I wish for every Cosmere leatherbound that has ever been released.

[Hoidlovesbacon]

7 minutes ago, Nameless said:

I wish for every Cosmere leatherbound that has ever been released.

Granted, but the books have passed through many hands over the year including  Vin’s. One time when she was practicing steel she accidentally pushed a massive amount of sharp metal into those books and now they are so tattered they are illegible.

Your bane is that whenever you try to move your hands you move your feet and vice versa. This also switches randomly, so you will never get used to it.

I wish to ascend and hold ruin and preservation permanently and with no limitations.

[NameIess]

Just now, Hoidlovesbacon said:

Granted, but the books have passed through many hands over the year including  Vin’s. One time when she was practicing steel she accidentally pushed a massive amount of sharp metal into those books and now they are so tattered they are illegible.

So basically you just ruined the timeline of the Cosmere. Now Vin knows everything that is going to happen to her before it happens. Who knows what's going to happen  now.

1 minute ago, Hoidlovesbacon said:

I wish to ascend and hold ruin and preservation permanently and with no limitations.

Granted. You ascend to a mountaintop, where you are forced to hold a ruined tower and a preserved artifact up for all eternity. Your Bane is that your face will get really itchy while you do so. (You forgot to capitalize)

 

I wish for a nugget of Lerasium, an Honorspren to bond, a bond with said Honorspren, and 10,000 Breaths (The magic kind from Nalthis, no, not returned breaths, regular magical breaths, that normal Awakeners use).

[+Doomstick he/him]

Ok, so you get

1: a chicken nugget made by the new (and gross) food company, Lerasium

2: you get an honorspren 

3: you get a financial bond with high interest with an honorspren (congrats on being massively in debt

4: you get 10,000 breaths, but they are stored in your chicken nugget and they are not keyed to your identity.

your bane is your vision rotates 90 degrees at random intervals

i wish for some nice pappardelle (and the knowledge on how to spell that word without autocorrect)

Edited April 29, 2020 by The Last Post

[Hoidlovesbacon]

34 minutes ago, The Last Post said:

i wish for some nice pappardelle (and the knowledge on how to spell that word without autocorrect)

Granted, you get some pappardelle that was nice until it was dumped into old Elantris 9 years ago. You now have the knowledge on how to spell” that word without autocorrect”

Your bane is the pappardelle is self-replenishing and you can only eat it for the rest of your life.

I wish to Ascend to hold the Shards of Ruin and Preservation previously held by Ati and Leras permanently and with no limitations.

[NameIess]

7 minutes ago, Hoidlovesbacon said:

I wish to Ascend to hold the Shards of Ruin and Preservation previously held by Ati and Leras permanently and with no limitations.

Granted. You Ascend temporarily, and temporarily hold the shards of Ruin and Preservation, previously held by Ati and Leras, who permanently and without restrictions remain in possession their Shards, in your "hands" for a time of no more than five minutes. Your bane is that Ruin doesn't appreciate what you are doing, and as such he kills you.

 

I wish for whatever the Nightwatcher wants to give me.

[Hoidlovesbacon]

Granted, the nightwatcher gives you the shaod, unfortunately, it is the day before Elantris falls.

Your bane is to never be able to draw and or tell people how to save Elantris

I wish to permanently and without limitations gain the power of Ruin and Preservation previously held by Leras and Ati