Patrick Star Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Granted. They are normal breaths. After you use them by breathing, you will die. I wish for a snuggie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper he/him Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Granted. But it's a sheer, leopard-print snuggie. I wish for bamboo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Your wish is granted. However, your curse will be the inability to speak or write anything short of gibberish. Even your thoughts will be confused and garbled. I wish for the ability to hibernate through the winter months. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Star Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 (edited) Granted. You also hibernate through the other months. In fact, you're in a coma. I wish that I had super strength so that I could lift things up and put them down. Edited January 13, 2015 by Patrick Star 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taveren he/him Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 you know i think this became a be careful what you wish for game instead of a boon/bane game since the nightwatcers banes aren't always linked to the wish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 I think you're right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper he/him Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 you know i think this became a be careful what you wish for game instead of a boon/bane game since the nightwatcers banes aren't always linked to the wish It was like this from the beginning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadrok she/her Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Granted. The entirety of your super strength is located on your left oblique. Have fun using it! I wish we could rid ourselves of those biological impulses which are inapplicable in a modern setting. Done. As I don't know your culture, and therefore what impulses are applicable to your particular situation, I just removed them all to be safe. Does that count the impulse to breathe? I want a pony made out of diamonds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witty Username he/him Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Done, you now have one nano-scale diamond pony that cannot be seen without a scanning-tunneling electron microscope.I wish for everyone but me to have that Monday feeling every day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Granted. For your plain rudeness, you are a paraplegic. I wish that no one had the Monday feeling but me. I will take it from everyone. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadrok she/her Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Granted. For your plain rudeness, you are a paraplegic. I wish that no one had the Monday feeling but me. I will take it from everyone. Granted Captain Noble Sacrifice. Perhaps this bead of Lerasium will brighten your day. I wish for absolution. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Granted Captain Noble Sacrifice. Perhaps this bead of Lerasium will brighten your day. I wish for absolution. Thank you! I just want it to not be Monday. Oh, it's Wednesday. Ugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadrok she/her Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Thank you! No need to thank the Nightwatcher! She just gives you what she thinks you deserve... or whatever happens to be lying around... or whatever is amusing to her at that moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng the Just he/him Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Back on topic, I'll grant that, and the curse is that it's conditional on You spending one week every year volunteering at an orphanage in somewhere remote for the rest of your life. (You have to pay travel costs) I'll wish to go back three years, but to remember my experiences so I can make better decisions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Granted--but once you reach this day again, the timeline will reset to three years previously. You will spend the rest of eternity trapped in a three-year time loop, never capable of breaking free or progressing in your life. I wish to have a thick and bushy beard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng the Just he/him Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 (edited) Granted--but once you reach this day again, the timeline will reset to three years previously. You will spend the rest of eternity trapped in a three-year time loop, never capable of breaking free or progressing in your life. I wish to have a thick and bushy beard. I'm trying to decide how bad this is...Granted. A stranger on the other side of the world has control of your left arm and you have control of his. Anything you try to do with your left arm moves his instead and vice versa. (Including trying to stroke your beard) I wish for a lightsaber. Edited January 15, 2015 by jasonpenguin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper he/him Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 I'm trying to decide how bad this is... Granted. A stranger on the other side of the world has control of your left arm and you have control of his. Anything you try to do with your left arm moves his instead and vice versa. I wish for a lightsaber. Granted. Admittedly, it's a non-working lightsaber, but it's better than nothing. I wish to be a Force user. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng the Just he/him Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Granted. The force you get to use is the force of gravity. Congratulations, you don't float off in to space. I wish for my lightsaber to work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper he/him Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Granted. Unfortunately, your lightsaber doesn't stop. I wish for Nightblood. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird he/him Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Granted, you get Nightblood rammed through your chest by a crazy evil person. I wish for a tasty sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Star Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Granted. It's a sandwich that somebody else likes, but you don't. I wish I had 10 dollars so that I could buy a chipotle burrito (chicken, both beans, brown rice, cheese, and guac, to be specific, so that I don't share redbird's curse). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper he/him Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Granted. It's a sandwich that somebody else likes, but you don't. I wish I had 10 dollars so that I could buy a chipotle burrito (chicken, both beans, brown rice, cheese, and guac, to be specific, so that I don't share redbird's curse). Granted. Unfortunately, my salivary glands drowned out my higher brain functions when I read the words Chipotle burrito; no curse. I wish for a panda bear. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Granted. You get yourself. I wish for the ability to draw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Star Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Granted. You get yourself. I wish for the ability to draw. Granted. You can draw circles, but nothing else. I wish that I had a scented yankee candle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper he/him Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 (edited) Granted. You can draw circles, but nothing else. I wish that I had a scented yankee candle. You really don't wanna wish that.Edit: granted. But, of course, it stinks with a mighty foul stench. You die the end. I wish to be a Shard. Edited January 15, 2015 by inexorablePanda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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