Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

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Uh-oh, I can't answer this one...

 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

 

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You probably could, actually.

 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

3 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

You probably could, actually.

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Hmmm...

Granted, @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug is now able to restore zombies, but all zombies are transformed into Epics.

I wish for control over epics.

[3rd Of The Everstorm He/Him]

Granted, you now control the Experimental Physics and Industrial Control System, have fun

I wish for a pad of sticky notes

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, here is a bunch of your math class notes drenched in glue

Yay!! I now have control over all particle accelerators and telescopes!! I can rule the world!

I wish for control over Epics, the powerful beings found in The Reckoner series written by Brandon Sanderson.

[3rd Of The Everstorm He/Him]

Granted, but you have to do a Native American rain dance every time you want to speak to them, and you can only use monosyllabic words

I wish for some Goo-be-gone, my hands are sticky

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted, right after you clean your hands off, they fall off.

I wish for the power of unprocrastination.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

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Is it just me, but I have I never heard of Goo-be-gone before

Granted, you now have the power of noitanitsarcorp.

I wish to never make a mistake

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 hour ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Is it just me, but I have I never heard of Goo-be-gone before

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It’s not just you.

Granted, now everyone forgets whenever you make a mistake, anytime you change something they will consider it normal.

I wish for the power of shape shifting.

Edited August 6, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender
Forgot to wish for something

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Yayyyyyy I now have all the boons I need to take over the world!!!! 

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

2 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Yayyyyyy I now have all the boons I need to take over the world!!!! 

Bane: you are living in a different dimension. 
 

I wish that I could read four time faster.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

You can now read a book called Four Time faster.

I wish for invisibility.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

17 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

You can now read a book called Four Time faster.

I wish for invisibility.

You now are invisible, also blind.

I wish to read books four times faster.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

9 hours ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

Bane: you are living in a different dimension. 

Heyyy I didn't make a wish!

Granted, but your comprehension level has dropped to a toddler

I wish to return to Earth.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

35 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Heyyy I didn't make a wish!

Granted, but your comprehension level has dropped to a toddler

I wish to return to Earth.

You return 3000 years ago.

I wish to be handed a hundred dollars in gold.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

12 minutes ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

You return 3000 years ago.

Wut? is this 5024 now??

Granted, you are now the lucky owner of a super duper thin, like 2 nanometers thin 100 dollar bill made of gold. (Oh, btw, the bill isn't US dollars. The bill is in the currency of the mice living in Iran)

I wish to return to my home in the year 2024 in August on the 6th without any negative side effects or negative circumstances.

Edited August 6, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted. The next day you are sent back to the future. 
 

I wish for an ice cream cone. 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted. Enjoy your ice-cream-designed traffic cone!

I wish for the future to be better than the present.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, Thanos comes and wipes out the half the population.

I wish that all people have a good sense of self.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Everyone is now a shadow of their best self

I wish Thanos doesn't exist

Spoiler

btw pardon my bad attempt at making a pun/reference

 

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted someone who just wants to eliminate all people now live 

I wish I could live my life happily 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted. Buuuuuuuuuuuut. It's your 8th life after this one. So. You have a long way to go. Especially since your gonna be living to the ripe old ages for all of your 7 lives before that one. And in your 8th life you life happily, yes, but you also tragically die in a car crash when you're young.

I wish that guy was dead.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted, but now he gets to skip ahead to his second life. 
 

I wish for a pile of 100$ bills

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted. Here you g- ... Uh... Ooops. I may or may not have accidentally dropped your money in bird poop...

I wish for nine lives

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you don’t remember anything from your past lives.

i wish for perfect memory.