Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted. Your lawn will now eat half of what you want it to eat. 

I wish for my plant to spy on my enemies, and randomly prank people.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. The plant considers you to be a part of these people for pranking purposes.

I wish for plants to stop spying on me.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. Now clouds are spying on you.

I wish to be fluent in German.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Granted. You no longer speak any other language at all, and whenever somebody tries to teach another language to you you just hear Shshshsh.

I wish to know all the lyrics to It’s the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine).

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

3 hours ago, TwinSouls said:

Granted. You have terrible aim.

I wish for a twin a year younger than me.

You have a twin?

[Lunamor she/her]

16 minutes ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

Granted. You no longer speak any other language at all, and whenever somebody tries to teach another language to you you just hear Shshshsh.

I wish to know all the lyrics to It’s the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine).

Granted. You are constantly worried that the world will end soon and no longer feel fine.

I wish to have a hippopotamus for Christmas.

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

You get a rhinoceros instead.

I wish for my two front teeth.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted. You lose the teeth on either side of them.

11 hours ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

You have a twin?

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No.

I wish for a life-size house made out of pencils.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. You are now made out of pencils, to match your house. 

I wish for a roll of neverending chapstick.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted. It smells terrible.

I wish to be made out of potatoes instead of pencils

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

58 minutes ago, TwinSouls said:

Granted. It smells terrible.

I wish to be made out of potatoes instead of pencils

Granted. You sprout.

I wish for nothing.

[Wittles he/him]

Granted. You now have really big caterpillars for fingers

I wish for binoculars

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted. You only have one eye now.

I wish for a 13th toe.

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, but you lose your 10th, 11th, and 12th, leaving you with 10 total toes.

I wish for your bane.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Your back gets broken.

I wish to be able to blow a bubble with bubblegum.

[..... he/him]

10 hours ago, Lunamor said:

Granted. Your back gets broken.

I wish to be able to blow a bubble with bubblegum.

Granted, your back gets broken
I wish to be able to come up with good world ideas

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

53 minutes ago, ..... said:

Granted, your back gets broken
I wish to be able to come up with good world ideas

Granted, but they are only good to everyone else, so you don’t use them because you think they are bad. Wait, I don’t think I changed anything…

 

I wish for a firework

Edited January 20, 2024 by ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted. It’s entirely underwhelming

I wish for a new foot.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

2 minutes ago, TwinSouls said:

Granted. It’s entirely underwhelming

I wish for a new foot.

It is thirteen inches long

I was for a single grain of sand

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted. It is larger than a chasmfiend and appears 10 feet above you, good luck.

I wish for a snail.

 

[AonEne he/him]

Granted. It is small and adorable and there is nothing wrong with it in the entire world, and then someone accidentally squishes it. 

I wish for the ability to read books faster. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You get a paper cut every time you turn a page.

I wish to stop making speling mistakes.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. Your grammar is now terrible.

I wish for a large tub of vanilla ice cream.

[AonEne he/him]

Granted. You're now lactose intolerant. 

I wish for magic, dealer's choice. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You get dealt a Magic the Gathering deck.

I wish for a baby elephant.