Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[The One Ring she/her]

Granted, it tastes so bad it makes you want to vomit 

I want a cool tattoo idea

 

 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted? you get a picture of Paul Atriedes from Dune on your cheek.

I wish for the one ring to rule them all.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. It becomes greedy with power, and becomes a really cruddy person all around, ruling it's subjects with fear and expired mustard.

I wish for some metal.

 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, it's a big lump of cheap lead.

I wish for Narrator powers outside of TLT.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. You get Narrator powers for:

I wish for the washing machine to stop eating my belongings.

 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted the dryer starts to do it instead.

I wish for my socks to never disappear.

[Morningtide she/her]

Granted, they change colors instead

I wish for a brownie

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, it is old and moldy.

I wish for the ability to stop doing the shard and read dune or take a bike ride.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. Your Shard account is permanently banned.

I wish for a bagel.

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[Morningtide she/her]

Granted. you are instantly buried in bagels

I wish for it to snow again

[Some Random Spren he/him]

granted, the snow is high enough to block the doors so you now can't leave your house.

i wish for a good pizza

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but it's pineapple on pizza (so its not good)

 

I wish for a cool ring

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Granted. It's so cool that it's freezing. Any attempt at putting it on results in frostbite.

I wish for a Bridge 4 baseball cap.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. A bunch of Bridge Four fanboys beat you up and steal it.

I wish for an oiled, sanded, and smoothed out staff.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, it's an inch long

I wish for a new computer

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. You bought it off someone in an alley for $30 who said it was "baand noo".

I wish for a potato.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, it's rotten

I wish for a nap

[Some Random Spren he/him]

Granted, you somehow finish the nap 5 minutes before you started and now you have to find a way out of the situation before your other self comes in and causes a time travel paradox

i wish for a mistcloak

[Voidspawn he/him]

Granted. You can't breathe in the mist.

I wish for school to end.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. Your best friend, School, who you've known since childhood, loved for years, and were going to get married to in the summer, dies.

I wish for an extra arm.

[Going_North_cal]

Granted, it has 2 fingers.

I wish for a being that i can love and cherish forever!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. It doesn’t love you back.

I wish for some nice, fuzzy socks.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Granted. They eat your feet. (In a nice way, of course.)

I wish for the ability to speak any language I want.

[Some Random Spren he/him]

granted, but noone understands you

i wish for fabrials that i can use in pranks

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but you no longer have teeth

I wish for a loyal baby axehound