Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Some Random Spren he/him]

53 minutes ago, SzethTheHonorblade said:

Granted, you loose your hands.

I wish for a perfect world.

granted, but they don't develop because of reasons similar to scadrial now developing slowly.

i wish to be fullborn.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. The metals you need to store attributes have all been permanently seized by the government.

I wish for a bead of Lerasium.

[Going_North_cal]

Granted, but now you have a 1.7876 million boxing bounty on your head.

I wish for the Shard of Honor to reform

[Some Random Spren he/him]

2 hours ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said:

Granted, but now you have a 1.7876 million boxing bounty on your head.

I wish for the Shard of Honor to reform

granted, but he gets splintered again a few minutes after.

I wish to be a bondsmith unchained

Edited February 16, 2022 by Some Random Spren

[Going_North_cal]

Granted, the chains around your wrists break, and you can now smith weapons named Bond.

I wish for a taynix

[Some Random Spren he/him]

Just now, Doomslug The Destroyer said:

Granted, the chains around your wrists break, and you can now smith weapons named Bond.

I wish for a taynix

granted, but you become a human version of dullform

i wish to ascend to be a joint vessel of preservation and invention

[Going_North_cal]

Granted, but after 20 minutes, Ruin comes and kills you, and Splinters your power.

I wish for bacon

[Some Random Spren he/him]

Just now, Doomslug The Destroyer said:

Granted, but after 20 minutes, Ruin comes and kills you, and Splinters your power.

I wish for bacon

granted

it tastes like chicken

i wish to be a post-reod elantrian

[Going_North_cal]

Granted, you have NO IDEA how to draw Aons.

I wish for chicken

[Some Random Spren he/him]

1 minute ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said:

Granted, you have NO IDEA how to draw Aons.

I wish for chicken

granted, but you see everything upside down

i wish i had a complete knowledge of fabrials

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but that's the only thing you know. You have less knowledge than a first grader

I wish for a sandwich 

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Granted. The nighwatcher likes you, so decides to also grant you the most powerful of smedry talents, the breaking talent, and no bane. "Good luck controlling that," she says.

I wish for unlimited money (yes, so original and not greedy, i know)

[Some Random Spren he/him]

10 minutes ago, Szeth's Facepalm said:

Granted. The nighwatcher likes you, so decides to also grant you the most powerful of smedry talents, the breaking talent, and no bane. "Good luck controlling that," she says.

I wish for unlimited money (yes, so original and not greedy, i know)

It's in boxings and clips when you are on earth.

I wish to have a pet larkin.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

23 hours ago, Szeth's Facepalm said:

Granted. The nighwatcher likes you, so decides to also grant you the most powerful of smedry talents, the breaking talent, and no bane. "Good luck controlling that," she says.

I wish for unlimited money (yes, so original and not greedy, i know)

at least someone like me LOL

23 hours ago, Some Random Spren said:

It's in boxings and clips when you are on earth.

I wish to have a pet larkin.

Granted, but it hates you and runs away

I wish for cool looking sharp canines to scare people

[Going_North_cal]

Granted, but they break after two days.

I wish for a costco hot dog.

[Some Random Spren he/him]

36 minutes ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said:

Granted, but they break after two days.

I wish for a costco hot dog.

Granted. You are now missing one arm.

I wish to be able to open perpendicularities at will.

[Going_North_cal]

Granted, but every time you open one, you get swarmed by enemies.

I wish for a random piece of cloth

[Some Random Spren he/him]

Just now, Doomslug The Destroyer said:

Granted, but every time you open one, you get swarmed by enemies.

I wish for a random piece of cloth

Granted, although for some reason a piece of wood hits you in the back of the head

I wish for the ability to teleport

[Going_North_cal]

Granted, but you teleport randomly every 5 hours.

I wish to be able to shapeshift

[Some Random Spren he/him]

1 minute ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said:

Granted, but you teleport randomly every 5 hours.

I wish to be able to shapeshift

granted, you're a kandra.

without spikes.

I wish to have nalatium

[Going_North_cal]

Kandra without spikes what- oh a mistwraith. bruh moment.

uuhhhh i just had to go look up a WoB on nalatium lol. uh sure, have some nalatium. no bane, i'm confused still lol.

I wish for some gold.

[Some Random Spren he/him]

12 hours ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said:

Kandra without spikes what- oh a mistwraith. bruh moment.

uuhhhh i just had to go look up a WoB on nalatium lol. uh sure, have some nalatium. no bane, i'm confused still lol.

I wish for some gold.

granted, you now have midas touch.

I wish to be a lightweaver.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted you get an emotianaly traumatic past and become Shallan so everyone hates you. you get no bane.

I wish for a regenerating hamburger.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. It's 90% rancid mayo.

I wish for a pet crab named Jim who is amazing in every way and who I will love more than anything else in life.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted he dies the next day.

I wish for a stick.