the court rp

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

7 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

"How is she supposed to find all the conflicting theories, Your Honor." 

"that is for her to decide."

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

1 minute ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

"that is for her to decide."

"Alright then... I'm satisfied." 

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

slides in.

sorry for the interuption sir, but so... we have a new case, your honor, when this one is finished.

Spoiler

pls @ me when you're done with this case.

 

Edited February 13, 2024 by Just_a_Fan

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

@Just_a_Fan

I do believe it just ended lol 

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

"Im never gonna catch a break, am i?"

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

"nope."

 

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

1 minute ago, Just_a_Fan said:

"nope."

 

"Damn. ok, go ahead."

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

7 hours ago, Just_a_Fan said:

"nope."

 

"@Just_a_Fan you are welcome to speak your grievances."

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

"the 17th shard vs @Wits instant noodles. we claim he's a witch."

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

Goodness not again 

I can prove I weigh more then a duck 

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

@Ravenclawjedi42 @TheRavenHasLanded "not anouther one of these." roy says to raven and john

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

"I'm filing for this case to be dismissed"

Edited February 14, 2024 by Wits instant noodles

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

Just now, Wits instant noodles said:

I'm filing for this case to be dismissed

"What year is it?"

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

"at least 2020."

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

5 hours ago, Just_a_Fan said:

"at least 2020."

"at least? can we be a bit more specific. my first session of the year started feb first 2024 so it is at least after that."

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

Let me just say: this whole page is absolutely hilarious. Mind if I join?

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

1 minute ago, TheFrugalWizard said:

Let me just say: this whole page is absolutely hilarious. Mind if I join?

high judge roy looks at the new cummour. "what is your grevence?"

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

2 minutes ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

high judge roy looks at the new cummour. "what is your grevence?"

"I have someone that I would like to sue for a substantial amount of money."

Edited February 20, 2024 by TheFrugalWizard

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

21 minutes ago, TheFrugalWizard said:

"I have someone that I would like to sue for a substantial amount of money."

"who would you like to sue?"

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

23 minutes ago, TheFrugalWizard said:

"I have someone that I would like to sue for a substantial amount of money."

"for the love of god, please dont let it be Au Bon Pain, theyve gone through enough already"

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

1 minute ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

"who would you like to sue?"

"Unfortunatley, I can't tell you that. all I can tell you is that he is very reclusive."

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

Just now, TheFrugalWizard said:

"Unfortunatley, I can't tell you that. all I can tell you is that he is very reclusive."

"how can we determine the result of this court without a name?"

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

4 minutes ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

"how can we determine the result of this court without a name?"

"Well, he's right here, he just won't let me tell you anything about him." A very bloody looking, very short man walks in. He looks extremely grumpy.

Edited February 20, 2024 by TheFrugalWizard

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

1 minute ago, TheFrugalWizard said:

"Well, he's right here, he just won't let me tell you anything about him." A very bloody looking, very short man walks in. He looks extremely grumpy.

"oh hello unnamed person. why do you wish to sue this person?"

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

2 minutes ago, TheFrugalWizard said:

"Well, he's right here, he just won't let me tell you anything about him." A very bloody looking, very short man walks in. He looks extremely grumpy.

Raven raises an eyebrow. "Wha-"