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Posted
13 minutes ago, Ookla the Lotus said:

 

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My bad I didn't mean for it to come across as your scene was void--I'm not quite sure what Red's doing--you can kill him!

Red flew out of the cave and saw a ship behind him, but he wasn't too worried. It seemed friendly enough!

Posted
1 hour ago, Ookla the Erased said:
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My bad I didn't mean for it to come across as your scene was void--I'm not quite sure what Red's doing--you can kill him!

 

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no no don't worry about it!! :P 

also, are you sure?

 

Posted
2 hours ago, Ookla the Erased said:

Red flew out of the cave and saw a ship behind him, but he wasn't too worried. It seemed friendly enough!

Junior hesitated.

He actually hesitated.

Razor's voice screamed orders in his head.

"Why are you taking so long?"

Screaming scathing insults. Screaming about how terrible he was. How he would never succeed. Never survive.

"You think you can become a DDF pilot? Really? I'll die of old age before you shoot down this ship!"

It was as if he was hallucinating the communications through his headset.

It was simply that scarring voice.

Razor's voice.

And then he heard his mom.

And then he heard his brother.

And all of the voices merged together.

And got louder.

And louder.

And louder.

And they wouldn't stop.

They would never stop.

So Junior took off his headset.

He took off his helmet.

He took it all off.

Shut it all off.

And it was quiet.

He closed his eyes.

And clicked the control board.

Light-lancing the target ship.

When he opened his eyes again, the ship in front of him had been struck.

@Ookla the Erased

He had killed someone.

He had killed someone.

Two people.

He was a murderer.

A monster.

Like his mother.

Posted
43 minutes ago, Ookla thePresentParticiple said:

Stitch shoots at monsters he thinks he sees in the sky, still under the influence of the mushrooms.

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would u be up for a battle w/ junior?

 

Posted (edited)
5 minutes ago, Ookla the Lotus said:

 

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Absolutely! In case you didn’t know, Stitch’s ship broke (he’s missing a thingamabob) and it can’t fly, but it can still shoot well and has working shields.

 

Edited by Ookla thePresentParticiple
Posted
10 minutes ago, Ookla thePresentParticiple said:
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Absolutely! In case you didn’t know, Stitch’s ship broke (he’s missing a thingamabob) and it can’t fly, but it can still shoot well and has working shields.

 

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okay! so is he currently on the ground of one of the biomes? also... he is currently under the influence of mushrooms?

 

Posted
14 hours ago, Ookla the Lotus said:

Junior hesitated.

He actually hesitated.

Razor's voice screamed orders in his head.

"Why are you taking so long?"

Screaming scathing insults. Screaming about how terrible he was. How he would never succeed. Never survive.

"You think you can become a DDF pilot? Really? I'll die of old age before you shoot down this ship!"

It was as if he was hallucinating the communications through his headset.

It was simply that scarring voice.

Razor's voice.

And then he heard his mom.

And then he heard his brother.

And all of the voices merged together.

And got louder.

And louder.

And louder.

And they wouldn't stop.

They would never stop.

So Junior took off his headset.

He took off his helmet.

He took it all off.

Shut it all off.

And it was quiet.

He closed his eyes.

And clicked the control board.

Light-lancing the target ship.

When he opened his eyes again, the ship in front of him had been struck.

@Ookla the Erased

He had killed someone.

He had killed someone.

Two people.

He was a murderer.

A monster.

Like his mother.

Red didn't realize what was happening until it was too late. His shenanigans had come to an end. As the explosion overtook him, he muttered only one phrase: "Incarnation six--failure."

Posted
On 12/15/2023 at 11:44 PM, Ookla thePresentParticiple said:
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Yep! He’s in the extreme desert, and he’s under the influence.

 

Junior saw a malfunctioned ship lying on the ground of the extreme desert.

Trace the blood, and you'll find: Rage starts where logic ends.

His mother had written that once, in one of her free-verse poems.

But he disagreed.

When logic begins, so does rage.

Rage means seeing through the chaos.

Seeing one goal.

One desire.

Everything else simmers away.

Melts away.

And only then, do you realize

What it is

You truly want.

Junior felt rage in this moment. Battle. Blood. Chaos. It all meant nothing to him now.

Now, he was seeing clearly.

Logic.

Now, he was seeing what he needed.

Truly, needed.

He needed to win.

Fidgeting with the controls, he sent destructors off, targeted at Stitch.

Posted
6 minutes ago, Ookla the Lotus said:

Junior saw a malfunctioned ship lying on the ground of the extreme desert.

Trace the blood, and you'll find: Rage starts where logic ends.

His mother had written that once, in one of her free-verse poems.

But he disagreed.

When logic begins, so does rage.

Rage means seeing through the chaos.

Seeing one goal.

One desire.

Everything else simmers away.

Melts away.

And only then, do you realize

What it is

You truly want.

Junior felt rage in this moment. Battle. Blood. Chaos. It all meant nothing to him now.

Now, he was seeing clearly.

Logic.

Now, he was seeing what he needed.

Truly, needed.

He needed to win.

Fidgeting with the controls, he sent destructors off, targeted at Stitch.

The bullets hit the engine, making it near impossible for Bob’s ship to ever fly again. Suddenly a merciless, extremely large, number of bullets came out of the ship in the vague direction of Junior’s ship.

Posted
Just now, Ookla thePresentParticiple said:

The bullets hit the engine, making it near impossible for Bob’s ship to ever fly again. Suddenly a merciless, extremely large, number of bullets came out of the ship in the vague direction of Junior’s ship.

Junior cursed out of shock, swerving his ship out of the way. He quickly dropped altitude with the emergency control. The bullets grazed the top of his ship, making loud noises as they pelted the metal. Junior cursed again. The bullets would've scraped his ship. Accidentally, he set off a light lance while controlling his ship once more, bringing it up in altitude to gain on Bob's ship. He turned the ship at a horizontal, and circled around and above Bob's ship, consistently spiraling higher. Bullets rained down upon where Bob's ship lay. Quickly, Junior jerked his ship away from that aerospace, flying a safe enough distance away, out of eyeshot.

Posted
1 hour ago, Ookla the Lotus said:

Junior cursed out of shock, swerving his ship out of the way. He quickly dropped altitude with the emergency control. The bullets grazed the top of his ship, making loud noises as they pelted the metal. Junior cursed again. The bullets would've scraped his ship. Accidentally, he set off a light lance while controlling his ship once more, bringing it up in altitude to gain on Bob's ship. He turned the ship at a horizontal, and circled around and above Bob's ship, consistently spiraling higher. Bullets rained down upon where Bob's ship lay. Quickly, Junior jerked his ship away from that aerospace, flying a safe enough distance away, out of eyeshot.

Bob curses as Junior flies away. “Scudding coward,” he mutters under his breath. He sees an extremely cute sparkly hamster next to him, which disappears before he can eat it. He feels his urge to fight lessen and he feels more sane then before. Shame. He’d have to eat more of those mushrooms if he wanted to preform better. But not now, when he had to be on his guard.

He shoots several more times at where he last saw Junior.

Posted
10 minutes ago, Ookla thePresentParticiple said:

Bob curses as Junior flies away. “Scudding coward,” he mutters under his breath. He sees an extremely cute sparkly hamster next to him, which disappears before he can eat it. He feels his urge to fight lessen and he feels more sane then before. Shame. He’d have to eat more of those mushrooms if he wanted to preform better. But not now, when he had to be on his guard.

He shoots several more times at where he last saw Junior.

Junior swerved through the bullets best he could, but two lodged into the poco below the wing. It threw the ship off balance.

How much damage can I take?

He wouldn't have time to find out.

He had to act quickly.

So he rushed in above Bob, flying at high speeds and with acceleration pointing his ship directly down at him, about to pindrop, before releasing more destructors and circling higher.

Is that enough?

How will his shields hold?

How will mine?

Will it ever be enough?

Will I ever be enough?

How would I know?

Without having the time to doubt himself, he released an even stronger second wave of destructors. His wing still tipped the ships aim.

Posted
13 minutes ago, Ookla the Lotus said:

Junior swerved through the bullets best he could, but two lodged into the poco below the wing. It threw the ship off balance.

How much damage can I take?

He wouldn't have time to find out.

He had to act quickly.

So he rushed in above Bob, flying at high speeds and with acceleration pointing his ship directly down at him, about to pindrop, before releasing more destructors and circling higher.

Is that enough?

How will his shields hold?

How will mine?

Will it ever be enough?

Will I ever be enough?

How would I know?

Without having the time to doubt himself, he released an even stronger second wave of destructors. His wing still tipped the ships aim.

Bob happily pressed the bang-bang-shoot-shoot button on the ship’s dashboard until a bleeping sound was heard by his ears. An alarm.

Scud. The shields were down.

Still, he could survive, maybe. Probably. Maybe a…

Bob was no good at math, he didn’t know the chances.

To help him survive, he jumped from the seat to under the chair, noting his luck as a bullet went through his malfunctioning shields and hit the chair in a place that would have killed him a few seconds before. There, courageously cowering in fear, he realized that he would need to go back up to the dashboard to shoot at the other ship.

Why should he need to go up there and shoot? He perhaps shouldn’t, perhaps violence wasn’t—

DO NOT SCUDDING THINK ABOUT IT! Bob reminded himself.

He could never think about it, not if he wanted to survive. That much he knew.

Posted
10 minutes ago, Ookla thePresentParticiple said:

Bob happily pressed the bang-bang-shoot-shoot button on the ship’s dashboard until a bleeping sound was heard by his ears. An alarm.

Scud. The shields were down.

Still, he could survive, maybe. Probably. Maybe a…

Bob was no good at math, he didn’t know the chances.

To help him survive, he jumped from the seat to under the chair, noting his luck as a bullet went through his malfunctioning shields and hit the chair in a place that would have killed him a few seconds before. There, courageously cowering in fear, he realized that he would need to go back up to the dashboard to shoot at the other ship.

Why should he need to go up there and shoot? He perhaps shouldn’t, perhaps violence wasn’t—

DO NOT SCUDDING THINK ABOUT IT! Bob reminded himself.

He could never think about it, not if he wanted to survive. That much he knew.

Another round of bullets hit the back of Junior's ship, setting off a minimal alarm. He would have to deal with is later. This was the climax of the battle. This was where he had to make decisions. Important decisions. Lifesaving decisions. He couldn't heal the wounded, count the dead. No. Not yet. He couldn't rest. A grin spread across his face, despite the damage on his ship.

He circled in tighter, lowering his ship gradually to where Bob's ship lay. He could tell that it had been hit.

As long as his own ship wasn't on fire, Junior would survive. His ship was tilting now, and unstable in the air after the damage it had taken, but it could still shoot. So that's what he did.

He aimed the target on the radar.

He closed his eyes.

And he released the next wave of destructors.

So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

- William Shakespeare

So long.

So long.

Too long.

Life is far too long.

So long.

Posted
7 minutes ago, Ookla the Lotus said:

Another round of bullets hit the back of Junior's ship, setting off a minimal alarm. He would have to deal with is later. This was the climax of the battle. This was where he had to make decisions. Important decisions. Lifesaving decisions. He couldn't heal the wounded, count the dead. No. Not yet. He couldn't rest. A grin spread across his face, despite the damage on his ship.

He circled in tighter, lowering his ship gradually to where Bob's ship lay. He could tell that it had been hit.

As long as his own ship wasn't on fire, Junior would survive. His ship was tilting now, and unstable in the air after the damage it had taken, but it could still shoot. So that's what he did.

He aimed the target on the radar.

He closed his eyes.

And he released the next wave of destructors.

So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

- William Shakespeare

So long.

So long.

Too long.

Life is far too long.

So long.

Death came remarkably fast to an outside observer. A bright bullet aimed well enough, larger than Bob himself, killing him upon impact. Yet to Stitch, it took all the time in the world.

And as the bullet approached him, Bob did the thing that was forbidden to him, the thing that he had not done for far too long. For as he realized that this was it (Bob believed that there was nothing after death) he finally thought about it.

(spoilered for length)

Spoiler

It all started when Punchy Bob was eleven. He had been the runt of the friend group, younger then all the others and so much smaller too. Almost all of them were humans, it was really just Punchy Bob, Scary Bob, and Gooey Bob that weren’t, which set them apart from the rest of the friend group. Yet despite their visible differences, they were all close with the others. Scary Bob, the Fused, had been very close with Smart Bob, the Viewer of Truth, from a very young age. And Gooey Bob, the kandra, preferred to keep to himself. And Punchy Bob had made good friends with Dumb Bob.

Who really wasn’t that dumb.

But when Punchy Bob was eleven, he had the Reaping to attend. He wad quite nervous, as there were so many of the Bobs that it was near impossible for none of them to get chosen. They had been lucky the past few years, their numbers had not been depleted. But everyone had a bad feeling about this one, including Oracle Bob, who could guess the future with pretty good accuracy.

And indeed, Metal Bob had been chosen.

Of all the Bobs that it could have been, Metal Bob wasn’t a bad one, for Punchy Bob at least. Of course, he would rather it be nobody in his friend group, nobody among the Bobs. But Punchy Bob had barely known Metal Bob, and so it hurt less than it could have when he died. It was a similar story with Smart Bob.

But it really hurt last year, when Dumb Bob was chosen.

After that, Punchy Bob became less and less present among his friends. He faded to the background of conversations, and for the first month he didn’t speak at all, instead choosing to be alone in his grief. It wasn’t enough, though.

Punchy Bob had come very close to committing suicide during that time. After Smart Bob had done it, it seemed les…taboo. And the sadness, the grief…it never left him. It was always there, ever-present, and it made life not worth living, in his mind.

But after about a month, Punchy Bob discovered something. he had been reading a book for school (he hated it, reading was one of his least favorite things to do) and he had noticed something about one of the characters. She had started, after a very similar situation to Punchy Bob’s, to selectively forget painful memories to keep her mind off of her sadness. So Punchy Bob had decided to do the same thing.

He trained himself to lock away all thoughts of Dumb Bob to the back of his head. To distract himself, he began to learn how to fly spaceships. One of the first things that he had been taught after he began to forget, by a teacher of his, was “Assume everybody is trying to hurt you, take life from you. And always do the same to them.”

Punchy Bob had taken this advice to heart. He thought that this was where Dumb Bob had gone wrong. He had assumed that the Shades wouldn’t hurt him, and then…

And then…

So Punchy Bob made it his personal duty to hurt everybody else, to take everything from them like everything had been taken from him when Dumb Bob had died. For it was everybody for themselves, and if one person felt this way, then it was their duty to make everybody else feel that way. Of course, Punchy Bob had made it so that he wouldn’t remember his line of reasoning for feeling this way.

So it wasn’t until now that he realized how messed up it was.

And then the bullet hit him. And then his heart stopped, his life ended. These words were the last thing that he thought, coming through his mind:

THE END.

Posted
2 minutes ago, Ookla the Lotus said:
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oh wow

that was quite the memorable death

well, i apologize to bob

he made a valiant effort

that story was very depressing

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He…had a pretty depressing life. I’m proud of him as a character, he’s the first one of the Bobs that I actually tried to make a fleshed out character around.

 

Posted (edited)
10 hours ago, Ookla of Ravens said:
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sooooo... bob is dead. ill take him off the wheel.

 

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and red :( 

maybe junior should slow down

Edited by Ookla the Lotus
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