Darnation

[Edema Rue she/her]

52 minutes ago, Lotus Blossom said:

"I don't think I have the power to make that decision."

“Poor dear,” Eddie crooned.

[Lotus Blossom she/her]

28 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

“Poor dear,” Eddie crooned.

"I don't believe anyone does," Amyra corrected.

[Edema Rue she/her]

30 minutes ago, Lotus Blossom said:

"I don't believe anyone does," Amyra corrected.

“And why not?”

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Sya showed up out of nowhere.

“Hey!” she said. “Watch what you’re doing with that sword!”

She looks around. “Huh. Guess he killed me. I wonder if my portals still work in the afterlife…?” She experimentally tried making a portal to an area five feet away and it worked without a hitch. But then she tried to teleport herself into the mortal realm.

Twenty seconds later, she fell out of the sky onto Aymara’s head.

@Lotus Blossom

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For context, Sya was my character from the unfair RP. She is about nine, can open portals with limitations, but nobody is certain what those limitations are, and uses the portals to break into bank vaults and get moneys because she likes moneys. But all anybody knows is that a nine-year-old girl came into existence and fell onto Aymara.

 

[Lotus Blossom she/her]

18 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

“And why not?”

"Why would we?"

11 minutes ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

Twenty seconds later, she fell out of the sky onto Aymara’s head.

Amyra stepped away.

"Nice one," she muttered.

[Canada Lover]

"Quick! Sage! Use your Emotional Damage!" Ezrium said for no reason, pointing at Eddie and Naran.

@The Honorable One

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

17 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

"Quick! Sage! Use your Emotional Damage!" Ezrium said for no reason, pointing at Eddie and Naran.

@The Honorable One

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Sage started telling a story. (Spoilered because its long and slightly dark):

Spoiler

So, I was born in Roshar District 12, which is the poorest district, right? Anyways, my dad abandoned me and my mom when I was five. He would have done it sooner, but he wanted me to be old enough to remember him when he left, so I would have more emotional damage, right? Well it worked. And then when I was 8, my mom got sick, and I had to provide for her because she couldn't work. So I worked in the mines starting when I was 8. Then, when I was 9, I accidentally used the dynamite at the wrong time in the mines, and somehow blew everyone up, including my only friend, Geoff. I survived though.

After I accidentally murdered, like, 100 people, I went home to my mom. She had heard what happened, and hated me for killing all those people, even though I was 9 and it was an accident. I mean, what do you expect from giving a child dynamite? Anyways, my mom was SUPER mad, and she tried to kill me. However, I somehow attracted Wren, my spren, who made me an Edgedancer. I was very angry at my mom for trying to kill me, and I had cool new powers, so...

There was a big red carpet in our house that night.

It was once white.

Oops.

When I realized my entire family and friends were dead, I realized I was probably the only nine year old to ever make Priority Target No. 1. So I ran away from civilization and lived in the woods until I was reaped into the Hunger Games at age 15.

One day, when I was around 13, I said to my spren: 'Wren, why did you pick a completely unstable nine year old to become a Radiant so he could kill a bunch of people?' The spren pondered for a moment, then answered: 'I dunno.'

And then I realized that that was the only thing I was good at.

Killing.

And having Emotional Damage.

Sage took a deep breath when he finished, then smiled.

"Wow, it was so nice to let all of that out! You were such a good audience, everyone!"

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Lol, I don't know how accurate Sage has been to this "lore."

 

[Canada Lover]

7 hours ago, The Honorable One said:

Sage started telling a story. (Spoilered because its long and slightly dark):

  Reveal hidden contents

So, I was born in Roshar District 12, which is the poorest district, right? Anyways, my dad abandoned me and my mom when I was five. He would have done it sooner, but he wanted me to be old enough to remember him when he left, so I would have more emotional damage, right? Well it worked. And then when I was 8, my mom got sick, and I had to provide for her because she couldn't work. So I worked in the mines starting when I was 8. Then, when I was 9, I accidentally used the dynamite at the wrong time in the mines, and somehow blew everyone up, including my only friend, Geoff. I survived though.

After I accidentally murdered, like, 100 people, I went home to my mom. She had heard what happened, and hated me for killing all those people, even though I was 9 and it was an accident. I mean, what do you expect from giving a child dynamite? Anyways, my mom was SUPER mad, and she tried to kill me. However, I somehow attracted Wren, my spren, who made me an Edgedancer. I was very angry at my mom for trying to kill me, and I had cool new powers, so...

There was a big red carpet in our house that night.

It was once white.

Oops.

When I realized my entire family and friends were dead, I realized I was probably the only nine year old to ever make Priority Target No. 1. So I ran away from civilization and lived in the woods until I was reaped into the Hunger Games at age 15.

One day, when I was around 13, I said to my spren: 'Wren, why did you pick a completely unstable nine year old to become a Radiant so he could kill a bunch of people?' The spren pondered for a moment, then answered: 'I dunno.'

And then I realized that that was the only thing I was good at.

Killing.

And having Emotional Damage.

Sage took a deep breath when he finished, then smiled.

"Wow, it was so nice to let all of that out! You were such a good audience, everyone!"

 

Ezrium stumbled back, crying.

"No... too much... emotional damage..." he fell on the floor.

Emotional Damage was super-effective!

[Edema Rue she/her]

11 hours ago, The Honorable One said:

Sage started telling a story. (Spoilered because its long and slightly dark):

  Reveal hidden contents

So, I was born in Roshar District 12, which is the poorest district, right? Anyways, my dad abandoned me and my mom when I was five. He would have done it sooner, but he wanted me to be old enough to remember him when he left, so I would have more emotional damage, right? Well it worked. And then when I was 8, my mom got sick, and I had to provide for her because she couldn't work. So I worked in the mines starting when I was 8. Then, when I was 9, I accidentally used the dynamite at the wrong time in the mines, and somehow blew everyone up, including my only friend, Geoff. I survived though.

After I accidentally murdered, like, 100 people, I went home to my mom. She had heard what happened, and hated me for killing all those people, even though I was 9 and it was an accident. I mean, what do you expect from giving a child dynamite? Anyways, my mom was SUPER mad, and she tried to kill me. However, I somehow attracted Wren, my spren, who made me an Edgedancer. I was very angry at my mom for trying to kill me, and I had cool new powers, so...

There was a big red carpet in our house that night.

It was once white.

Oops.

When I realized my entire family and friends were dead, I realized I was probably the only nine year old to ever make Priority Target No. 1. So I ran away from civilization and lived in the woods until I was reaped into the Hunger Games at age 15.

One day, when I was around 13, I said to my spren: 'Wren, why did you pick a completely unstable nine year old to become a Radiant so he could kill a bunch of people?' The spren pondered for a moment, then answered: 'I dunno.'

And then I realized that that was the only thing I was good at.

Killing.

And having Emotional Damage.

Sage took a deep breath when he finished, then smiled.

"Wow, it was so nice to let all of that out! You were such a good audience, everyone!"

 

“I’m sorry, my son. But you have changed and grown because of your pain.”

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

48 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

“I’m sorry, my son. But you have changed and grown because of your pain.”

"I am not your son!"

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

ryn punches eddie in the face again.

[Canada Lover]

4 minutes ago, The Honorable One said:

"I am not your son!"

Ezrium was still sobbing. He considered telling his story.

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

4 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

Ezrium was still sobbing. He considered telling his story.

Sage looked over at Ezrium. Sometimes his Emotional Damage ability backfired on allies.

[Edema Rue she/her]

18 minutes ago, The Honorable One said:

"I am not your son!"

Eddie laughed softly. “Your story says otherwise.”

13 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

Ezrium was still sobbing. He considered telling his story.

Eddie put a comforting hand on his shoulder. “I’m here now, my boy.”

[Canada Lover]

21 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Eddie laughed softly. “Your story says otherwise.”

Eddie put a comforting hand on his shoulder. “I’m here now, my boy.”

Ezrium broke Eddie's nose.

[Edema Rue she/her]

49 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

Ezrium broke Eddie's nose.

It popped back into place, exactly as it had been before. “Using your anger on me won’t help.”

[Argenti he/him]

Alder waves  

[Canada Lover]

2 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

It popped back into place, exactly as it had been before. “Using your anger on me won’t help.”

Ezrium teleported her away.

30 minutes ago, Argenti said:

Alder waves  

Ezrium waves back. 

[Argenti he/him]

3 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

Ezrium teleported her away.

Ezrium waves back. 

"Is this Hell? Last I remember I was turning to dust?"

[Canada Lover]

7 minutes ago, Argenti said:

"Is this Hell? Last I remember I was turning to dust?"

"I dunno."

[Argenti he/him]

2 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

"I dunno."

"Very helpful" Alder rolls his eyes

[Canada Lover]

3 minutes ago, Argenti said:

"Very helpful" Alder rolls his eyes

"... Wait, do none of any of you get resurrected on a daily basis?"

Edited November 24, 2023 by Canada Lover

[Argenti he/him]

7 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

"... Wait, do none of any of you get resurrected on a daily basis?"

"No this is a first... Other than that shade thing...."

[Edema Rue she/her]

49 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

Ezrium teleported her away.

Ezrium waves back. 

Eddie shrugged and started building an evil palace. Her children needed a new home, after all.

[Canada Lover]

10 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Eddie shrugged and started building an evil palace. Her children needed a new home, after all.

Ezrium wondered if Xi's human form was here, since she was a shade after all.