Insanity Clinic: Season Two

[Through the Living Hope]

11 minutes ago, Ookla of Ravens said:

jar man totters forwards. "ILL FIGHT THE BA-" and promptly face plants. "ow" then he gets up. 

Aventine helped him up. "He said 'weird stuff' would be happening with this Elan that are best avoided, so don't do anything you'll regret." She turned to DGJM. "That goes for you, too."

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

"fine"

[Exotic Almond he/him]

22 minutes ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

Elan nods. "To explain, the room contains a multiversal device which will pull the clinic out of it's place. After that we can easily return it to it's universe." They round the corner, and run into a mass of people. Two sides each of them fighting brutally. One of them looks exactly like Elan. "Oh no..." Elan says. "Well... avoid the crossfire, and DEFINITELY avoid that me."

"Yeesh. Why does this planet/alternate dimension have to be so horrible." Exol nervously eyes this new Elan. "Is this version of you bad Mr. Guidey?"

[Canada Lover]

7 hours ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

“But we’d lose the clinic…” Elan said. “And everyone too weak…”

"If only we had enough power..."

7 hours ago, Ookla of Ravens said:

jar man shrugs. "i got high again to catch Luna"

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And no one is wondering where she is, lol.

5 hours ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

Elan nods slowly, confused. "Uh... yeah..." He doesn't understand any of it. "Anyway, we're transporting to universe EO1759827, planet LTT9779b, MTF, 1840 ADE. Going in 3... 2... 1..." Elan says. The group of people fuzz, and then fade away.

Then they reappear somewhere else. They start burning, the light on the planet is blinding. "LET'S GET INSIDE!" Elan says. "WE'LL ALL DIE IF WE DON'T!"

Ezrium simply made an illusion to make everything dark around him. He followed the others.

He stared at the EO1759827 Elan. He wondered what it was like to have another version of yourself. He had strangely never ran into another version of himself. He shrugged it off, though it still bothered him.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

2 hours ago, Ookla the Entropic said:

"Yeesh. Why does this planet/alternate dimension have to be so horrible." Exol nervously eyes this new Elan. "Is this version of you bad Mr. Guidey?"

"This is... well, this is OG me. The first. In about..." Elan checks his watch, "Five minutes, he's going to be hit by a weapon that splits him across the multiverse. That's where I come from." He sighs. "You don't even know how horrible this place was..." Elan whispers. He shudders.

2 hours ago, Ookla of Hope said:

Aventine helped him up. "He said 'weird stuff' would be happening with this Elan that are best avoided, so don't do anything you'll regret." She turned to DGJM. "That goes for you, too."

 

6 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

"If only we had enough power..."

Ezrium simply made an illusion to make everything dark around him. He followed the others.

He stared at the EO1759827 Elan. He wondered what it was like to have another version of yourself. He had strangely never ran into another version of himself. He shrugged it off, though it still bothered him.

"Anyway... any ideas to get across without... ya know... getting our heads blown off?"

[Canada Lover]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

"This is... well, this is OG me. The first. In about..." Elan checks his watch, "Five minutes, he's going to be hit by a weapon that splits him across the multiverse. That's where I come from." He sighs. "You don't even know how horrible this place was..." Elan whispers. He shudders.

 

"Anyway... any ideas to get across without... ya know... getting our heads blown off?"

"Well, is there any Stormlight here?"

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Canada Lover said:

"Well, is there any Stormlight here?"

"Nope. This place obeys all natural laws of physics, no magic, only technology." Elan says. "Extremely advanced tech, yes, but no magic."

[Canada Lover]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

"Nope. This place obeys all natural laws of physics, no magic, only technology." Elan says. "Extremely advanced tech, yes, but no magic."

"Storms. So... no teleportation?"

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Canada Lover said:

"Storms. So... no teleportation?"

"Well, yes, but not here." Elan says, "They've got loads and loads of things to prevent that, to keep their... experiments from escaping."

[Canada Lover]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

"Well, yes, but not here." Elan says, "They've got loads and loads of things to prevent that, to keep their... experiments from escaping."

"Ugh... I guess we pretty much have to fight our way through..."

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Would shardblades work?

 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

"Ugh... I guess we pretty much have to fight our way through..."

 

"We don't want to kill anyone here." Elan says, gesturing to the battleground. "They're relevant to... what happens. To me." He pauses. "So... sneak across using corpses as human shields?" 

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I don't think so? Could they even leave roshar? I dunno how that'd work... I guess if you want it to you can!

 

[Canada Lover]

7 minutes ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

"We don't want to kill anyone here." Elan says, gesturing to the battleground. "They're relevant to... what happens. To me." He pauses. "So... sneak across using corpses as human shields?" 

 

"Well, theoretically we could wait for the original you to explode, then go across then? Or I could draw their line of fire while you and the others sneak across. You wouldn't recognize me yet."

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

"Well, theoretically we could wait for the original you to explode, then go across then? Or I could draw their line of fire while you and the others sneak across. You wouldn't recognize me yet."

"I mean... sure? I'm not sure what happens after I explode. This is the only me-less universe."

[Canada Lover]

Just now, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

"I mean... sure? I'm not sure what happens after I explode. This is the only me-less universe."

"So, wait until after you explode, or I distract them? Wait, when you explode, it might affect us."

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, Canada Lover said:

"So, wait until after you explode, or I distract them? Wait, when you explode, it might affect us."

"Yeah... probably. So... DISTRACT MY FRIEND!" Elan whisper-shouts.

[Canada Lover]

Just now, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

"Yeah... probably. So... DISTRACT MY FRIEND!" Elan whisper-shouts.

"Oh well then..." Ezrium ran out onto the battlefield, very clearly distracting OG Elan.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

"Oh well then..." Ezrium ran out onto the battlefield, very clearly distracting OG Elan.

OG Elan merely shoots at Ezrium.

[Canada Lover]

Just now, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

OG Elan merely shoots at Ezrium.

Ezrium dodged, and threw a rock at OG Elan, annoying him.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Canada Lover said:

Ezrium dodged, and threw a rock at OG Elan, annoying him.

OG Elan furrowed his brow. Then he dives at Ezrium. His eyes begin glowing, and he curls his hand into a fist. Then he slams it down at Ezrium.

[Canada Lover]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

OG Elan furrowed his brow. Then he dives at Ezrium. His eyes begin glowing, and he curls his hand into a fist. Then he slams it down at Ezrium.

Ezrium's shardplate appeared, shielding him from the attack.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

Ezrium's shardplate appeared, shielding him from the attack.

The shardplate fuzzes as the fist hits it. Then it turns black and falls into a pile of ash. The whispering screams of windspren fill the air for a second before getting cut off. OG Elan grabs Ezrium by the neck and lifts him off the ground. Then he begins squeezing.

[Canada Lover]

5 minutes ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

The shardplate fuzzes as the fist hits it. Then it turns black and falls into a pile of ash. The whispering screams of windspren fill the air for a second before getting cut off. OG Elan grabs Ezrium by the neck and lifts him off the ground. Then he begins squeezing.

"Well that's never good..." Ezrium gasped for air, then stabbed OG Elan with a shardblade.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Canada Lover said:

"Well that's never good..." Ezrium gasped for air, then stabbed OG Elan with a shardblade.

The shardblade goes through his body. OG Elan glances down, cocks his head, and then grabs the blade. Screams begin filling Ezrium's head, that of a spren. OG Elan doesn't seem to be dying though.

[Canada Lover]

5 minutes ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

The shardblade goes through his body. OG Elan glances down, cocks his head, and then grabs the blade. Screams begin filling Ezrium's head, that of a spren. OG Elan doesn't seem to be dying though.

"No..." Ezrium kneed OG Elan in the face, then kicked him in the private parts, and began to slightly glow.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

19 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

"No..." Ezrium kneed OG Elan in the face, then kicked him in the private parts, and began to slightly glow.

OG Elan flinches backwards. He narrows his eyes, then rips the shardblade out of Ezrium's hands. Then he snaps it in half, glow in it flickering out.