PyroPhile Posted October 9, 2023 Report Share Posted October 9, 2023 Nestled between two buildings that can’t quite be made out, The Compute Shop stands. On its window, a poster proclaims, “Every CPU Socket from AM5 and LGA1700 to TPL2 and *$null!” Inside, a young boy no older than ten flips on a PC with its transparent side panel displaying a variety of components, each with lights on them, coming together to form the word OPEN. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted October 9, 2023 Report Share Posted October 9, 2023 Can you fix Nintendo Switches the voice from Without 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyroPhile Posted October 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2023 (edited) “Yes, Ethereal Voice, we can fix anything with a processor in it,” the boy says. Edited October 9, 2023 by PyroPhile 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted October 9, 2023 Report Share Posted October 9, 2023 I Know All Things; I have Seen All Things. The Universe, Time, Reality - it is all laid bare before me... save the foolish Nintendo Switch! To reasons yet unknown, its structure remains hidden from my sight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyroPhile Posted October 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2023 (edited) “Well, if you put your Switch on the counter here, I can get to work on it right away.” Quote should he make it overpowered too? @Channelknight Fadran Edited October 9, 2023 by PyroPhile ping 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canada Lover Posted November 6, 2023 Report Share Posted November 6, 2023 Quote Noooooo!!! The compute shop is dead... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_Fan Posted November 6, 2023 Report Share Posted November 6, 2023 (edited) Quote watch this! A bucket rolls in, and gordon freeman hops out. "hey, uhhh... long story, but my friend's dog broke... could you fix it?" sunkist, the "perfect" dog, whom happens to be a sentient .jpeg appears next to him. sunkist appears to have lost his texture and is now a purple and black checkerboard. @PyroPhile Edited November 6, 2023 by Just_a_Fan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyroPhile Posted November 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2023 Quote My school starts right now… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_Fan Posted November 6, 2023 Report Share Posted November 6, 2023 (edited) "what does "sardonic" mean, i'd look it up, but I'm being focused on the 17th shard by a bug with my school's anti-distraction system. lol." stated gordon. sunkist spewed static-y borks. "wait nevermind. peer looked it up on his phone." -gordon a halo elite walks in. "wort wort wort. el pozole." "aug, rubber duck!" "wort wort wort" but, happy now. Edited November 6, 2023 by Just_a_Fan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Posted November 6, 2023 Report Share Posted November 6, 2023 Arch brings in an abacus. “Can you fix this?” He asks. @PyroPhile 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyroPhile Posted November 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2023 6 hours ago, Just_a_Fan said: sunkist, the "perfect" dog, whom happens to be a sentient .jpeg appears next to him. sunkist appears to have lost his texture and is now a purple and black checkerboard. “Oof, did his metadata get corrupted?“ The boy stuck a probe into the black and purple, then pressed a button behind the counter. It turned back into a dog. “That’s better.” 1 hour ago, Ancient Elantrian said: Arch brings in an abacus. “Can you fix this?” He asks. “What appears to be broken with it?” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Posted November 6, 2023 Report Share Posted November 6, 2023 3 minutes ago, PyroPhile said: “What appears to be broken with it?” Arch shakes the abacus, and the beads move. When he’s finished, they spell out “You’re dead.” “I think it’s haunted.” Arch says. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Posted November 10, 2023 Report Share Posted November 10, 2023 On 11/6/2023 at 4:09 PM, Ancient Elantrian said: Arch shakes the abacus, and the beads move. When he’s finished, they spell out “You’re dead.” “I think it’s haunted.” Arch says. @PyroPhile 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyroPhile Posted November 10, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2023 2 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said: PyroPhile Quote oops sorry “Hmmm…” The boy took the abacus and tried to compute 2+2. It came out as π, somehow. He shook it as well, and the words “You’re also dead” appear. “Have you tried reseating the RAM?” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Posted November 10, 2023 Report Share Posted November 10, 2023 1 minute ago, PyroPhile said: “Hmmm…” The boy took the abacus and tried to compute 2+2. It came out as π, somehow. He shook it as well, and the words “You’re also dead” appear. “Have you tried reseating the RAM?” "No. How do I do that?" Elan says. The abacus begins humming to the tune of Psycho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyroPhile Posted November 10, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2023 16 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said: "No. How do I do that?" Elan says. The abacus begins humming to the tune of Psycho. The boy pulls a screwdriver out of his pocket and takes off the wooden side bar of the abacus, revealing RAM sticks that look like tiny abacuses. He pushes on the clips holding them in place, takes them out, and puts them back in. “Let’s see if it works this time.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Posted November 10, 2023 Report Share Posted November 10, 2023 41 minutes ago, PyroPhile said: The boy pulls a screwdriver out of his pocket and takes off the wooden side bar of the abacus, revealing RAM sticks that look like tiny abacuses. He pushes on the clips holding them in place, takes them out, and puts them back in. “Let’s see if it works this time.” Elan computes 3+3 with the abacus, and it comes out like normal. No more death threats. "Thank you so much!" he says. "I'll never summon an evil demon by trying to divide by zero on an abacus again!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter a username Posted November 11, 2023 Report Share Posted November 11, 2023 Sparks flew from a broken robot in the corner at the mention of dividing by zero. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canada Lover Posted November 11, 2023 Report Share Posted November 11, 2023 Someone walked into the store. "Hi, I am the new intern here!" @PyroPhile 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argenti Posted November 13, 2023 Report Share Posted November 13, 2023 A bird hits the window and slumps down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Redacted- Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 "Did someone mention dividing by zero?" A man said as he walked in. "I need to fix this plant. It's a gif, that doesn't know how to say gif correctly. Help!" @PyroPhile 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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