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[Mags she/they]

On 5/24/2024 at 6:41 AM, The Stormfather said:

Do you understand this joke?

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No I don't get it . . . I'm sorry I'm not very smart 

On 6/15/2024 at 8:01 PM, Anguished_One said:

You have two people in the same room as you.

They are both staring at you awkwardly.

You have a black shoelace and a yellow ballpoint pen.

There is a white Silkie chicken in one corner of the room.

It looks slightly angry.

The room is a perfect square, 10ft x 10ft x 10ft x 10ft.

The door is bright pink and locked from the outside.

There are no windows.

There is no furniture.

What do you do?

Tell really bad puns until the Chicken realizes I'm not a threat, then I will employ it's services to befriend the other two people. After we're all besties, I'll use my shoelace and ball point pen to do that . . . string stick thing that people do to make a fire. After the the building burns down, I'll take my new buddies to Wendy's for lunch because I really like Wendy's.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

You are offered a ticket for a single show of any musical artist you want. Who do you go to see?

(The ticket is magical, so you can go see inactive or dead artists. Let us not be bound by something as flimsy and weak as reality.)

 

How long did you sleep last night?

[The Stormfather He/Him]

What is your favorite type of squirrel?

[Mags she/they]

On 10/4/2024 at 1:14 AM, Just a Silvereye said:

You are offered a ticket for a single show of any musical artist you want. Who do you go to see?

(The ticket is magical, so you can go see inactive or dead artists. Let us not be bound by something as flimsy and weak as reality.)

 

How long did you sleep last night?

hmmmmmm

Probably The Oh Hello's, they're a Christian folk band I really like. I have no idea if they do shows actually . . . If there was ever an Epic The Musical Live show I'd totally go to that too.

As for last night . . . probably 5 ish hours? It's hard to tell sometimes.

On 10/4/2024 at 6:05 AM, The Stormfather said:

What is your favorite type of squirrel?

flying squirrels are very silly

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

do you actually keep track of how many times Elan has misgendered people???