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I was thinking more animals that already have pointy things. But a panda or other seemingly soft/friendly animal would make a good construct.

Red pandas for sure, they look much cuter.

What about unicorns? They already have a spiked horn.
Posted

I think I have already gone over that, making one would have more spiking baking involved, so more fun for everyone!

Narwhals!

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I think I have already gone over that, making one would have more spiking baking involved, so more fun for everyone!

Narwhals!

Yes! Narwhals for the win! Edited by Queen Elsa Steelheart
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Yes! Narwhals for the win!

Steel Narwhisitors.

Hmmm... Who's free to work on R & D?

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I would like to apply for transportation director and shipping. I promise to spread the spikes cookies worldwide. 

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Hmmm... Who's free to work on R & D?

 

Yeah, I could always use assistants.

 

 

Cool, I feel as if there is alot of untapped potential for animals with spikes cookies. For example the platypus, no one would see it coming.

 

Thought of that one. Platypi have venomous spurs on their hind legs, which have been can be substituted with spikes. If only it was in the budget. I guess we'll never see it come to pass. Australians are completely safe from Hemalurgic monotremes. 

 

 

I would like to apply for transportation director and shipping. I promise to spread the spikes cookies worldwide. 

 

splendid, we need a shipment of baked goods delivered to Iceland. They're having a sugar shortage and these tasty treats will be heartily appreciated.

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Thought of that one. Platypi have venomous spurs on their hind legs, which have been can be substituted with spikes. If only it was in the budget. I guess we'll never see it come to pass. Australians are completely safe from Hemalurgic monotremes. 

Well echidnas are kind of sharp, but no one would want to go near it like a platypus

 

Is zoohemalurgy a thing? because if it isn't it needs to be.

Edited by Redbird3000
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Well echidnas are kind of sharp, but no one would want to go near it like a platypus

Is zoohemalurgy a thing? because if it isn't it needs to be.

The Newcago Court supports zoohemalurgy.
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Thought of that one. Platypi have venomous spurs on their hind legs, which have been can be substituted with spikes. If only it was in the budget. I guess we'll never see it come to pass. Australians are completely safe from Hemalurgic monotremes. 

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Inquisi-chidnas

Ok, all personnel to R & D immediately, this needs to happen RIGHT SPIKING NOW!

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Inquisi-chidnas

Ok, all personnel to R & D immediately, this needs to happen RIGHT SPIKING NOW!

 

Way ahead of you. 

 

It's amazing how far we've come since the Final Empire. I bet you Ati never even imagined spiking monotremes.

 

There are so many new members, I think we should compile a new list.

 

Denizens

 

Voidus^: Original Denizen, Head of Sales

Specialties: Sales and Research

 

Traceria: First Victim

 

Fatebreaker^: Head of Research and Advertising, Creator of the Slogan

Specialties: Sales, Research, and Advertising

 

Mail-mi^

Specialties: Sales and Research

 

Killersquirrel59 

Specialties: Hemalurgic Theorizing 

 

18th Shard: Creator of the Disclaimer

Specialties: Hemalurgic Compounding Researcher

 

the Gleeman: Head of Shipping

 

Redbird3000

Specialties: Zoohemalurgy

 

 

Endorsers

Queens Elsa Steelheart, Ruler of Newcago

Lord BreathTaker, ruler of the Raven Throne

 

Honorary(non-active) Members:

King of Nowhere

Kadorok

Swimmingly

SmurfAquamarineBodies

Quitecontrary 

 

' ^ ' denotes those who have made, sales.

Active members must either sell at the intro thread, or contribute more than one post to the science of Hemalurgy.

 

 

Let me know of mistakes, omissions, and updates.

Applications are always welcome.

 

 

The Dark Alley

Baked Goodness You Can't  Trust

Edited by Fatebreaker
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If I can I would like to be added as head of Zoohemalurgy, since it seems like an interesting field.

 

And Pir2h, if you can, spike feed them first, otherwise it seems like a waste.

 

Also the ichneumon wasp has a zinc tipped stinger, do what you want with this information.

Edited by Redbird3000
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Hello, you missed me. I have to go pout and kill people bake cookies.

If I can I would like to be added as head of Zoohemalurgy, since it seems like an interesting field.

 

And Pir2h, if you can, spike feed them first, otherwise it seems like a waste.

 

Also the ichneumon wasp has a zinc tipped stinger, do what you want with this information.

 

You've both been added. However, it is recommended that you make at least one or two sales on the intro page. 

 

And I was unaware of the ichneumon wasp. This could prove useful. Well done!

Edited by Fatebreaker
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Creating General Discussion new thread. Done. Come sample the, ahem, cookies.

 

The trap is set.

Edited by 18th Shard
Posted

I just noticed something, the title is People you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley, what about those here that are not entirely human?

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I just noticed something, the title is People you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley, what about those here that are not entirely human?

I think among our fellow lurkers it's safe to say that none of us are entirely human, however owing to the forum layout whereby this forums title will be more obvious whenever new posts are made discretion is best for now.

:ph34r:

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I spiked my dad's soup.  ^_^ I'm starting a spiked Soup shop. Has that already been done? I mean, it's almost winter where I live, so people (especially the homeless ones) are starting to need soup! FREE spiked SOUP EVERYONE!

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I spiked my dad's soup. ^_^ I'm starting a spiked Soup shop. Has that already been done? I mean, it's almost winter where I live, so people (especially the homeless ones) are starting to need soup! FREE spiked SOUP EVERYONE!

Newcago would like a batch of this.

Also, should the mascot for the Dark Alley be Cookie Monster?

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It's interesting to note that the Dark Alley, one of the most recent Guilds, is also the last active one. 

 

(Sigh) Ah, where are the Glorious Days of the Feathertips? Where were the days when Newcago stood glorious and resplendent? Where were the merry days when Shivertongue's Crew sailed the seas?

Posted

It's interesting to note that the Dark Alley, one of the most recent Guilds, is also the last active one. 

 

(Sigh) Ah, where are the Glorious Days of the Feathertips? Where were the days when Newcago stood glorious and resplendent? Where were the merry days when Shivertongue's Crew sailed the seas?

I think that technically we're one of the older ones, I just didn't make a formal guild page until recently :P

The original list started in 2012

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I think that technically we're one of the older ones, I just didn't make a formal guild page until recently :P

The original list started in 2012

Newcago is the 2nd oldest. The oldest are the Feathertips

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Unlike the other guilds, we do not rely on a figure head or a leader. We only require SCIENCE!

 

We also deny any accusations that the declining activity in the other guilds is in any way linked to increases of cookie sales throughout the realms.

Edited by Fatebreaker
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Newcago is the 2nd oldest. The oldest are the Feathertips

I don't think Steelheart even existed when I first started lurking in dark alleys :P Kurks original post about it was some time in 2012

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Hey everyone, Party at Raven Castle. Bring, preferably, non-spiked cookies and your shardblades as well as your wits for some fun times. 

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