People you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley

[Edgedancer he/him]

You doubt the amount of cookies available to the Dark Side?

 

You doubt the amount of cookies available to doctor Funtimes?

[Kobold King he/him]

You doubt the amount of cookies available to doctor Funtimes?

 

References to the Oregon RP keep spreading across the forum.

 

Why isn't there a "Freaks of Oregon" social guild yet?

[Quiver he/him]

Huh.

 

I know Doctor Funtimes is your Epic character in the Orgon campaign, but this is the first thing I came to mind on reading that particular job title

Edited August 29, 2014 by Quiver

[Edgedancer he/him]

References to the Oregon RP keep spreading across the forum.

 

Why isn't there a "Freaks of Oregon" social guild yet?

We already have the Question.

 

Huh.

 

I think Doctor Funtimes is your Epic character in the Orgon campaign, but this is the first thing I came to mind on reading that particular job title

She´s from the RP, yes but she isn´t my character. Mine even scare away the denizens of the dark alley.

[Left he/him]

You know..........I already did all the "join the darkside" stuff   I actually got a convert through my add campaign

[Edgedancer he/him]

You know..........I already did all the "join the darkside" stuff   I actually got a convert through my add campaign

That´s why I´m recruiting for the Funside.

[Quiver he/him]

In that case, perhaps your character wouldn't mind being paid out as a bodyguard for the Herd.

 

Our Royal Ambassador entered the Dark Alley to open diplomatic relations.

 

It ended poorly.

[Kobold King he/him]

In that case, perhaps your character wouldn't mind being paid out as a bodyguard for the Herd.

 

Our Royal Ambassador entered the Dark Alley to open diplomatic relations.

 

It ended poorly.

 

...Nighthound working for the Herd?

 

I'll just hide behind this cloud if it's all the same to you.

 

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Huh.

I know Doctor Funtimes is your Epic character in the Orgon campaign, but this is the first thing I came to mind on reading that particular job title

That...

That is what would happen if Doctor Funtimes ever taught physics. Or math. Or English. Or lunch.

[Left he/him]

Sorry, I feel like that would go against my oath. That would be something that I hold dear

[Edgedancer he/him]

In that case, perhaps your character wouldn't mind being paid out as a bodyguard for the Herd.

 

Our Royal Ambassador entered the Dark Alley to open diplomatic relations.

 

It ended poorly.

Which one do you want to hire.

I would recommend Voidgaze, the last one, not only strong and adorable but also the one with the least Nightmare-fuel, relatively speaking.

[Left he/him]

That's a pretty outdated hair cut on voidgaze

[Edgedancer he/him]

That's a pretty outdated hair cut on voidgaze

Limitations of the pony-creator and I wanted to avoid giving her and Lucentia the same hair.

[Fatebreaker he/him]

 

She´s from the RP, yes but she isn´t my character. Mine even scare away the denizens of the dark alley.

 

Nothing really scares the Denizens, except maybe our mothers. 

[Quiver he/him]

Nightmare-fuel, you say?

 

Yes, this meeting should go most well!

[Edgedancer he/him]

Nothing really scares the Denizens, except maybe our mothers. 

That´s not what Voidus said.

 

Nightmare-fuel, you say?

 

Yes, this meeting should go most well!

So do you want to hire her or someone that could deliver more Nightmare-fuel?

[Quiver he/him]

Oh, the scariest one you have for sure.

 

Twill match their charge.

 

Together, the nightmares shall be doubled!

 

EDIT: Better Luna Krueger picture. And here's another, because I find it funny.

  

 

Edited August 29, 2014 by Quiver

[Edgedancer he/him]

Oh, the scariest one you have for sure.

 

Twill match their charge.

 

Together, the nightmares shall be doubled!

So Nighthound it is afterall. You poor fellow.

Disclaimer: Edgdancer Inc. does not take responsibility, if the selected Epic kills, maims, enslaves or trolls anyone, while out on a contract. All of this is very likely to happen, you have been warned.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

So Nighthound it is afterall. You poor fellow.

Disclaimer: Edgdancer Inc. does not take responsibility, if the selected Epic kills, maims, enslaves or trolls anyone, while out on a contract. All of this is very likely to happen, you have been warned.

Um, are you sure? Maybe you should start with someone less creepy, like Ted Bundy.

[traceria she/her]

Oh, the scariest one you have for sure.

Agreed.  Give us the scariest of the lot!

[Edgedancer he/him]

Um, are you sure? Maybe you should start with someone less creepy, like Ted Bundy.

I told them to pick Voidgaze but dis they listen to me? Of course not!

 

Anyway here´s his resume and his last mission report.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

I told them to pick Voidgaze but dis they listen to me? Of course not!

 

Anyway here´s his resume and his last mission report.

 

Those poor people. 

 

Everyone who reads those, let me know if you need something to recover from that. I have pug pictures aplenty!  

[traceria she/her]

I don't know... Nighthound seems like he could have a nice team of additional bodyguards under his control at any time.  If Voidgaze were the Herd bodyguard, she'd probably be too occupied with whatever she likes to do back in her mansion to actually serve properly.

 

Nighthound is definitely scary, but he's got the right skills.  Besides, don't underestimate the power of friendship...and magic.  Don't forget the magic.  

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

I don't know... Nighthound seems like he could have a nice team of additional bodyguards under his control at any time.  If Voidgaze were the Herd bodyguard, she'd probably be too occupied with whatever she likes to do back in her mansion to actually serve properly.

 

Nighthound is definitely scary, but he's got the right skills.  Besides, don't underestimate the power of friendship...and magic.  Don't forget the magic.  

 

The magic of friendship doesn't work on Nighthound. Doctor Funtimes tried to be friendly. It didn't end well.

[Edgedancer he/him]

The magic of friendship doesn't work on Nighthound. Doctor Funtimes tried to be friendly. It didn't end well.

In the fractured state Magic is evil, so yeah complete opposite of principles here but to be fair Lightwards started that fight.