The chosen sandwich person™️ finders

[aetherbound he/him]

Information

The chosen sandwich person™️ finders(tcspf) are an organization dedicated to finding the chosen sandwich person™️ and giving them the sandwich, to do this, we make trials to test worthiness.

Oath

I [insert name here] promise to give the sandwich to the chosen sandwich person™️, whoever that turns out to be. I will not take the sandwich unless I am giving it to the chosen sandwich person™️, protecting it from those who would take it for themselves, or using it for a trial. 

Members

Leader/philosopher: @[Redacted]

Trial maker/head of recruiting: @Aetherbound

Protectors of the sandwich: @Frissyn, @That1Cellist

The chosen sandwich person™️ trials

The trials exist to help our leader decide who the chosen sandwich person™️ is, but do not overrule his judgment.

Thaidakar the ghostblood: 1 (the current chosen sandwich person™️)

Edited October 5, 2023 by Aetherbound

[-Redacted- he/him]

Thank you for this great honor! Perhaps this could also be a forum where the chosen sandwich person™️ finders discuss the philosophy of the sandwich as well?

[Edema Rue she/her]

Hello loyal followers, you’ve found me  

[aetherbound he/him]

9 minutes ago, Edema Ruh said:

Hello loyal followers, you’ve found me  

We don't follow the chosen sandwich person™️, and we have not found them yet.

[-Redacted- he/him]

I believe she is referring to the fact that I stole the sandwich to give to her before this organization started 

Edited August 15, 2023 by [Redacted]

[Edema Rue she/her]

Naaaaahhh I just wanted an excuse to always have the sandwich  

(I’m a she)

[-Redacted- he/him]

Respectable

[-Redacted- he/him]

What if the Sandwich is to Whimsy what the Well of Ascension was to Preservation?  

[Edema Rue she/her]

I would try even harder to keep the sandwich in my possession at all costs.

[Aeternum]

Are you open to new members 

[-Redacted- he/him]

Of course!

Edited August 16, 2023 by [Redacted]

[-Redacted- he/him]

23 hours ago, Aetherbound said:

I [insert name here] promise to give the sandwich to the chosen sandwich person™️, whoever that turns out to be. I will not take the sandwich unless I am giving it to the chosen sandwich person™️, protecting it from those who would take it for themselves, or using it for a trial. 

That's perfect!

[aetherbound he/him]

8 hours ago, Frissyn said:

Are you open to new members 

What sort of role do you want

[That1Cellist he/him]

I, That1Cellist, promise to give the sandwich to the chosen sandwich person™️, whoever that turns out to be. I will not take the sandwich unless I am giving it to the chosen sandwich person™️, protecting it from those who would take it for themselves, or using it for a trial.

Are we sure this shouldn't be an RP?

Okay, so what shall I help with?

[Aeternum]

13 hours ago, Aetherbound said:

What sort of role do you want

ALL ROLES uhhh which ones exist?

OH AND That1Cellist reminded me:

I, Frissyn, promise to give the sandwich to the chosen sandwich person™️, whoever that turns out to be. I will not take the sandwich unless I am giving it to the chosen sandwich person™️, protecting it from those who would take it for themselves, or using it for a trial. 

[Edema Rue she/her]

I rebel against you all. The sandwich is mine. I, the great and powerful undead caterpillar, have been chosen.

[Aeternum]

NOOOOOO PROTECT THE SANDWICH FROM THE CATERPILLAR

[That1Cellist he/him]

12 minutes ago, Edema Ruh said:

I rebel against you all. The sandwich is mine. I, the great and powerful undead caterpillar, have been chosen.

This is a grievous sin. As one sworn to the protection of the sandwich, I demand that you must prove yourself as the chosen one before we allow you to proceed any further with this notion of grandeur you have instilled in yourself.

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 hour ago, Frissyn said:

NOOOOOO PROTECT THE SANDWICH FROM THE CATERPILLAR

I swear if you change the oath to include “keep the sandwich away from caterpillars” I’ll be incredibly mad

1 hour ago, That1Cellist said:

This is a grievous sin. As one sworn to the protection of the sandwich, I demand that you must prove yourself as the chosen one before we allow you to proceed any further with this notion of grandeur you have instilled in yourself.

Why of course. The Caterpillar is deeply insulted that you even need to ask. It has lived for a long, long time. It has attended many lunches with Nerdy and Platypus. At one such lunch, it met the original chosen one: The Sentient Mushroom. They fell deeply in love and went on a honeymoon into a bucket of nails, which was thrown at an opponent in an attempt to take the sandwich. The Sentient Mushroom knew that the sandwich was meant for It from the moment It smelled it. Unfortunately, the young lovers were killed as they fell from the bucket of nails. But their story does not end there. After a long and tedious journey, a necromancer came on their corpses. The necromancer saw their love and knew their truest desire: the sandwich. They were raised from the dead, but not at the same time. The Sentient Mushroom came first. It knew that the sandwich was meant for It, and It strove to collect what was due. But it was killed, a final death, in its attempts to gain it. With Its last breath, the Sentient Mushroom bestowed the sandwich to the newly Undead Caterpillar. Since then, the Undead Caterpillar has unceasingly striven to gain its sandwich.

[-Redacted- he/him]

The caterpillar's strivings do not go unnoticed, perhaps you can prove you are the chosen sandwich person™️. Until you do, however we cannot help you much in your quest! 
 

What sort of roles do you all think there should be? 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I am, quite obviously, the person who the prophesy foretold of all those years ago...

I, after all, was the Hulk in the thread, was in the barbershop, almost ate the sandwich, rode into the distance with it before it was taken...

I am the chosen one! I am the King of the Sandwich! All bow before my sandwich-full-ness. All rejoice!

[Edema Rue she/her]

Absolutely not.

[Aeternum]

7 hours ago, Edema Ruh said:

I swear if you change the oath to include “keep the sandwich away from caterpillars” I’ll be incredibly mad

We shall not let any caterpillars have the sandwich!!! BEGONE FOOL

3 hours ago, [Redacted] said:

What sort of roles do you all think there should be?

Keeper of the sandwich

Protector of the sandwich

Person-who-keeps-the-caterpillars-away of the sandwich

[aetherbound he/him]

13 hours ago, That1Cellist said:

I, That1Cellist, promise to give the sandwich to the chosen sandwich person™️, whoever that turns out to be. I will not take the sandwich unless I am giving it to the chosen sandwich person™️, protecting it from those who would take it for themselves, or using it for a trial.

Are we sure this shouldn't be an RP?

Okay, so what shall I help with?

It is an RP, this exists inside the battle for the sandwich(which is technically a forum game)

You and @Frissyn can be protectors of the sandwich.

[Edema Rue she/her]

15 minutes ago, Frissyn said:

We shall not let any caterpillars have the sandwich!!! BEGONE FOOL

Keeper of the sandwich

Protector of the sandwich

Person-who-keeps-the-caterpillars-away of the sandwich

O-ouch? HOW DARE YOU CALL THE CATERPILLAR A FOOL!

(On a related note, I assume @Being of Cacophony volunteers for that last one)