Aetherbound he/him Posted August 15, 2023 Report Share Posted August 15, 2023 (edited) Information The chosen sandwich person™️ finders(tcspf) are an organization dedicated to finding the chosen sandwich person™️ and giving them the sandwich, to do this, we make trials to test worthiness. Oath I [insert name here] promise to give the sandwich to the chosen sandwich person™️, whoever that turns out to be. I will not take the sandwich unless I am giving it to the chosen sandwich person™️, protecting it from those who would take it for themselves, or using it for a trial. Members Leader/philosopher: @[Redacted] Trial maker/head of recruiting: @Aetherbound Protectors of the sandwich: @Frissyn, @That1Cellist The chosen sandwich person™️ trials The trials exist to help our leader decide who the chosen sandwich person™️ is, but do not overrule his judgment. Thaidakar the ghostblood: 1 (the current chosen sandwich person™️) Edited October 5, 2023 by Aetherbound 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Redacted- he/him Posted August 15, 2023 Report Share Posted August 15, 2023 Thank you for this great honor! Perhaps this could also be a forum where the chosen sandwich person™️ finders discuss the philosophy of the sandwich as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted August 15, 2023 Report Share Posted August 15, 2023 Hello loyal followers, you’ve found me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aetherbound he/him Posted August 15, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2023 9 minutes ago, Edema Ruh said: Hello loyal followers, you’ve found me We don't follow the chosen sandwich person™️, and we have not found them yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Redacted- he/him Posted August 15, 2023 Report Share Posted August 15, 2023 (edited) I believe she is referring to the fact that I stole the sandwich to give to her before this organization started Edited August 15, 2023 by [Redacted] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted August 15, 2023 Report Share Posted August 15, 2023 Naaaaahhh I just wanted an excuse to always have the sandwich (I’m a she) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Redacted- he/him Posted August 15, 2023 Report Share Posted August 15, 2023 Respectable 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Redacted- he/him Posted August 15, 2023 Report Share Posted August 15, 2023 What if the Sandwich is to Whimsy what the Well of Ascension was to Preservation? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted August 15, 2023 Report Share Posted August 15, 2023 I would try even harder to keep the sandwich in my possession at all costs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeternum they/them Posted August 15, 2023 Report Share Posted August 15, 2023 Are you open to new members 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Redacted- he/him Posted August 16, 2023 Report Share Posted August 16, 2023 (edited) Of course! Edited August 16, 2023 by [Redacted] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Redacted- he/him Posted August 16, 2023 Report Share Posted August 16, 2023 23 hours ago, Aetherbound said: I [insert name here] promise to give the sandwich to the chosen sandwich person™️, whoever that turns out to be. I will not take the sandwich unless I am giving it to the chosen sandwich person™️, protecting it from those who would take it for themselves, or using it for a trial. That's perfect! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aetherbound he/him Posted August 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2023 8 hours ago, Frissyn said: Are you open to new members What sort of role do you want 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist he/him Posted August 16, 2023 Report Share Posted August 16, 2023 I, That1Cellist, promise to give the sandwich to the chosen sandwich person™️, whoever that turns out to be. I will not take the sandwich unless I am giving it to the chosen sandwich person™️, protecting it from those who would take it for themselves, or using it for a trial. Are we sure this shouldn't be an RP? Okay, so what shall I help with? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeternum they/them Posted August 16, 2023 Report Share Posted August 16, 2023 13 hours ago, Aetherbound said: What sort of role do you want ALL ROLES uhhh which ones exist? OH AND That1Cellist reminded me: I, Frissyn, promise to give the sandwich to the chosen sandwich person™️, whoever that turns out to be. I will not take the sandwich unless I am giving it to the chosen sandwich person™️, protecting it from those who would take it for themselves, or using it for a trial. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted August 16, 2023 Report Share Posted August 16, 2023 I rebel against you all. The sandwich is mine. I, the great and powerful undead caterpillar, have been chosen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeternum they/them Posted August 16, 2023 Report Share Posted August 16, 2023 NOOOOOO PROTECT THE SANDWICH FROM THE CATERPILLAR 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist he/him Posted August 16, 2023 Report Share Posted August 16, 2023 12 minutes ago, Edema Ruh said: I rebel against you all. The sandwich is mine. I, the great and powerful undead caterpillar, have been chosen. This is a grievous sin. As one sworn to the protection of the sandwich, I demand that you must prove yourself as the chosen one before we allow you to proceed any further with this notion of grandeur you have instilled in yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted August 16, 2023 Report Share Posted August 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Frissyn said: NOOOOOO PROTECT THE SANDWICH FROM THE CATERPILLAR I swear if you change the oath to include “keep the sandwich away from caterpillars” I’ll be incredibly mad 1 hour ago, That1Cellist said: This is a grievous sin. As one sworn to the protection of the sandwich, I demand that you must prove yourself as the chosen one before we allow you to proceed any further with this notion of grandeur you have instilled in yourself. Why of course. The Caterpillar is deeply insulted that you even need to ask. It has lived for a long, long time. It has attended many lunches with Nerdy and Platypus. At one such lunch, it met the original chosen one: The Sentient Mushroom. They fell deeply in love and went on a honeymoon into a bucket of nails, which was thrown at an opponent in an attempt to take the sandwich. The Sentient Mushroom knew that the sandwich was meant for It from the moment It smelled it. Unfortunately, the young lovers were killed as they fell from the bucket of nails. But their story does not end there. After a long and tedious journey, a necromancer came on their corpses. The necromancer saw their love and knew their truest desire: the sandwich. They were raised from the dead, but not at the same time. The Sentient Mushroom came first. It knew that the sandwich was meant for It, and It strove to collect what was due. But it was killed, a final death, in its attempts to gain it. With Its last breath, the Sentient Mushroom bestowed the sandwich to the newly Undead Caterpillar. Since then, the Undead Caterpillar has unceasingly striven to gain its sandwich. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Redacted- he/him Posted August 16, 2023 Report Share Posted August 16, 2023 The caterpillar's strivings do not go unnoticed, perhaps you can prove you are the chosen sandwich person™️. Until you do, however we cannot help you much in your quest! What sort of roles do you all think there should be? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted August 17, 2023 Report Share Posted August 17, 2023 I am, quite obviously, the person who the prophesy foretold of all those years ago... I, after all, was the Hulk in the thread, was in the barbershop, almost ate the sandwich, rode into the distance with it before it was taken... I am the chosen one! I am the King of the Sandwich! All bow before my sandwich-full-ness. All rejoice! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted August 17, 2023 Report Share Posted August 17, 2023 Absolutely not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeternum they/them Posted August 17, 2023 Report Share Posted August 17, 2023 7 hours ago, Edema Ruh said: I swear if you change the oath to include “keep the sandwich away from caterpillars” I’ll be incredibly mad We shall not let any caterpillars have the sandwich!!! BEGONE FOOL 3 hours ago, [Redacted] said: What sort of roles do you all think there should be? Keeper of the sandwich Protector of the sandwich Person-who-keeps-the-caterpillars-away of the sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aetherbound he/him Posted August 17, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2023 13 hours ago, That1Cellist said: I, That1Cellist, promise to give the sandwich to the chosen sandwich person™️, whoever that turns out to be. I will not take the sandwich unless I am giving it to the chosen sandwich person™️, protecting it from those who would take it for themselves, or using it for a trial. Are we sure this shouldn't be an RP? Okay, so what shall I help with? It is an RP, this exists inside the battle for the sandwich(which is technically a forum game) You and @Frissyn can be protectors of the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted August 17, 2023 Report Share Posted August 17, 2023 15 minutes ago, Frissyn said: We shall not let any caterpillars have the sandwich!!! BEGONE FOOL Keeper of the sandwich Protector of the sandwich Person-who-keeps-the-caterpillars-away of the sandwich O-ouch? HOW DARE YOU CALL THE CATERPILLAR A FOOL! (On a related note, I assume @Being of Cacophony volunteers for that last one) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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