Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ Posted August 10, 2023 Posted August 10, 2023 Does anyone have any good one armed Hazardian jokes? I’m sure the possibilities are endless, but I can never seem to think of any besides the ones in the book. So if you have any, please share!
Stormgate he/him Posted August 10, 2023 Posted August 10, 2023 I think Sanderson told one not in the books: how do you get a one armed Herdazian out of a tree? Wave
JohnnyKaizen he/him Posted August 10, 2023 Posted August 10, 2023 (edited) A one-armed Herdazian goes to apply as a bouncer at a bar in the Breakaway. Barkeep asks, "How are you going to break up fights?" Herdazian smiles and says, "Easy goncho, single-handedly!" **** A one-armed Herdazian walks into a pub, orders a drink, and happily tells the server, "I just bought my first house today!" Server asks, "Really? How much did it cost?" Herdazian looks at his missing arm and says, "About half as much as I expected!" Edited August 10, 2023 by JohnnyKaizen Adding to post 4
boolamoo Posted August 11, 2023 Posted August 11, 2023 A one-armed Herdazian walks out into one of his fields to see that a harvest of lavis has gone bad. He says, "it's a good thing I'm not a one-farmed Herdazian." 2
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