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Anyone got any one-armed Hazardian jokes?

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A one-armed Herdazian goes to apply as a bouncer at a bar in the Breakaway.

Barkeep asks, "How are you going to break up fights?"

Herdazian smiles and says, "Easy goncho, single-handedly!"


A one-armed Herdazian walks into a pub, orders a drink, and happily tells the server, "I just bought my first house today!"

Server asks, "Really? How much did it cost?"

Herdazian looks at his missing arm and says, "About half as much as I expected!"

Edited by JohnnyKaizen
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