An RPer’s Nightmare

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

This is what it sounds like: an RPer’s fever dream. Enjoy your stay.

I hesitate to put this in the Roleplay forums, as this basically goes against everything the guidelines over there stand for. We of course won’t be using explicit language or actions, as per usual, but to sum up in one word why this is sacrilege to the god of RP,

Godmodding. Godmodding everywhere.

You will use whatever sort of character sheet you like, but I recommend you come up with it. You will make it as powerful as possible, unless you just don’t want to. You should play to have fun! But the thing I’m going to be doing (and the thing that I recommend) is channeling my inner 7yo and not caring when you’re older brother tells you you can’t be invincible.

“But,” you say, “what about godmodding? This is just overpowering your character.” I say to you, “Well, you can do that too. If you want.”

So, join and have fun. Or join and don’t have fun. Or don’t join! It’s probably not worth your time!

 I’m open to making an “OP Characters Only” RP at some point if this goes well, but it wouldn’t have the level of disrespect, which you personally, you should never take.

My Character

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Name: Voltrix

Species: Voltrix. Voltrix is the only voltrix. He is a floating ball of electricity.

Powers Granted from being a Voltrix: The abilities to: control lightning; teleport by creating a lightning strike where he desires to appear; survive in space, water, and fire; change size at will; inhabit bodies, making their eyes appear like miniature versions of himself; and of course, invincibility

Powers He has Learned on His Own: Telepathy, both reading and speaking into minds; all ten Surges; and a few others that may appear at convenient times

Personality: Personality? Who needs personality when you’re stronger than a titan? This will fluctuate frequently.

Other: I don’t know, may add later

 

[Aeoryi she/her]

Oh god modding?

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Absorption:

He transfers damage and Injuries to things. He is... Invincible. 

He can also kill you from any distance 

Voltrix walked down the street and saw an alligator 

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

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I’m assuming your character’s name is Absorption

Voltrix teleported inside the alligator, and a deafening wave of sound exploded from within it. The alligator morphed into Absorption, because I can. 

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 minute ago, TheAlpha929 said:

Voltrix teleported inside the alligator, and a deafening wave of sound exploded from within it. The alligator morphed into Absorption, because I can. 

The wave of sound morphs into a man named morphy, who has absolute control over the universe.

He flicks Voltrix off the planet and sends absorption after him. They end up on roshar

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

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I believe the thread you're looking for is TLT

 

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

1 minute ago, Aeoliae said:

The wave of sound morphs into a man named morphy, who has absolute control over the universe.

He flicks Voltrix off the planet and sends absorption after him. They end up on roshar

Voltrix scoffed at the pitifully weak and mortal humans and parshendi yeeting each other off of plateaus. He will also decide that he can switch between tenses mid-sentence if he chose. He teleports back to Wherever The Heck They Were, where morphy was eating a tomato. Caught off guard, he and Absorption kneel down at the might of Voltrix. They then become super bouncy. 

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

 

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We can exist together in harmony!

 

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 minute ago, TheAlpha929 said:

Voltrix scoffed at the pitifully weak and mortal humans and parshendi yeeting each other off of plateaus. He will also decide that he can switch between tenses mid-sentence if he chose. He teleports back to Wherever The Heck They Were, where morphy was eating a tomato. Caught off guard, he and Absorption kneel down at the might of Voltrix. They then become super bouncy. 

 

They both fall into a bottomless vortex and are spat out in hell 

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

8 minutes ago, Aeoliae said:

They both fall into a bottomless vortex and are spat out in hell 

Luckily, morphy is super bouncy, so Voltrix grabs hold of him as he bounces out.

Absorption bounces into hell’s ceiling, and receives a concussion.

[Aeoryi she/her]

The concision concussion gets redirected into Voltrix and then Cerebus comes out from Hades hellhole

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

Voltrix does not have a head, so the concussion got sent to morphy instead. Cerebus stomps on absorption.

[Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

The world goes dark