Severus Snape Posted July 20, 2014 Posted July 20, 2014 Hi. I picked Severus Snape for a username here, and also at some online games. After reading the Halfblood Prince, I already could tell that Snape was working for the right side. Brandon Sanderson is awesome! I have read the Way of KIngs, and I am now reading Words or Radiance. I thoroughly enjoyed how he wrapped up Robert Jordan's huge epic, Wheel of Time, in those last 3 books. My other favorite authors are LE Modessit, Terry Goodkind, David Eddings, DavidFarland, and Terry Brooks. Just a couple hundred pages into Words of Radiance, I feel that Brandon Sanderson may become my most favored author. I hope he writes 1,000,000 pages! 7
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted July 20, 2014 Posted July 20, 2014 Snape, Snape, Severous Snape. Anyway, Welcome to the Forum! Snape was one of the better characters in Harry Potter. 2
Kellanved Posted July 20, 2014 Posted July 20, 2014 Rowling is a decent writer but one thing I felt her books lacked was worldbuilding of the kind that Sanderson and Rothfuss can provide. You can actually visualise their characters in your minds! Anyways, welcome to the forum!
Delightful Posted July 20, 2014 Posted July 20, 2014 Snape, Snape, Severous Snape. Dumbledore!! Do we call you Severus, or Snape? I'm excited for you to get further in WoR. It's one of my favourite books ever. Welcome to the fandom! 1
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted July 20, 2014 Posted July 20, 2014 (edited) Dumbledore!! Ron. Ron. Ron Weasly!! Welcome to 17th Shard! Take an upvote Edited July 20, 2014 by Queen Elsa Steelheart 1
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted July 20, 2014 Posted July 20, 2014 Ron. Ron. Ron Weasly!! Hermione! I vote we call him Sevy. 3
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted July 20, 2014 Posted July 20, 2014 Hermione! I vote we call him Harry Potter Harry Potter! Agreed. 1
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted July 20, 2014 Posted July 20, 2014 Harry Potter Harry Potter! Voldymort, Voldymort, Voldy Voldy Voldymort! Thread Hijack completed. You may now return to you regularily scheduled Introduction. 2
Delightful Posted July 20, 2014 Posted July 20, 2014 (edited) Voldymort, Voldymort, Voldy Voldy Voldymort! Thread Hijack completed. You may now return to you regularily scheduled Introduction. aww that Ruins all the fun! *ahem* SINGING A SONG, ALL DAY LONG AT HOOOOOOOGGGWWWAAARRTTS!! Edit: Severus/Snape/Sevy: Welcome to the nut house. You're welcome to join in the fun Edited July 20, 2014 by Delightful 2
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted July 20, 2014 Posted July 20, 2014 aww that Ruins all the fun! *ahem* SINGING A SONG, ALL DAY LONG AT HOOOOOOOGGGWWWAAARRTTS!! Edit: Severus/Snape/Sevy: Welcome to the nut house. You're welcome to join in the fun And you forgot...Snape Harry Snape Harry Snape Harry Snape Harry.... Dumbledore!!!! 1
Quiver he/him Posted July 20, 2014 Posted July 20, 2014 aww that Ruins all the fun! *ahem* SINGING A SONG, ALL DAY LONG AT HOOOOOOOGGGWWWAAARRTTS!! Edit: Severus/Snape/Sevy: Welcome to the nut house. You're welcome to join in the fun I think it Preserves the integrity of the thread, to be honest. 2
Delightful Posted July 21, 2014 Posted July 21, 2014 I think it Preserves the integrity of the thread, to be honest.Yes, I do believe that is a correct and Honourable statement. It's practically Endowed with Honour and honesty. 1
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted July 21, 2014 Posted July 21, 2014 Puns like this make me positively Odious. I will Ruin anyone else who makes a Cosmere Pun in this Thread. Can you use Odium as a Noun? People say things like "All of my Love". Can you say "All of my Odium?" 2
Kellanved Posted July 21, 2014 Posted July 21, 2014 C'mon guys, can't we just get along together in Harmony?
Quiver he/him Posted July 21, 2014 Posted July 21, 2014 All of my Odium sounds like a TV sitcom. Like, Odium goes back to Braize after each Desolation, and Hoid is like "Oh, Rayse! How was work?" And he's all like, "I killed nine out of ten people, but Bavadin is coming over for dinner!" And then a laugh track plays and Hoid is like "Oh Odium!" 3
Swimmingly he/him Posted July 21, 2014 Posted July 21, 2014 *Cut to blackened city, filled with corpses of thunderclasts, soldiers, etc. , pan to wounded mother clutching bundle of burnt cloth and weeping. Laugh track continues, volume & pitch ramping. Cut back to Rayse; close-up of wink. Fade out laugh track.* RAYSE: I sure left 'em CRYING for more, eh folks? HOID (chuckling): Classic Odium! Say, this is just like that time you got in a bar fight! RAYSE (sly): Nah, buddy. This time I left survivors! HOID (grins, winks): You're losing your touch, pal. RAYSE (looks at camera. Eyes burn purple, skin begins to smoke, dissolve): Well, Hoid, we'll just have to see about that, won't we. *Cue laugh track 4. The one with 'xtra screams, +15% cackle' on label. Camera holds Odium's gaze for three seconds, cuts to black. Laugh track continues for three minutes. Burst of red audiovisualstatic in approximate shape of human face for two seconds, end scene* 1
Left he/him Posted July 21, 2014 Posted July 21, 2014 (edited) YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Another Modesitt Fan!!!! Welcome mate and take a most deserved upvote. Which Modesitt's have you read? Edit: Snape, Snape, Severous Snape- Oh, they already did that.......... Edited July 21, 2014 by QuiteLeftInch 2
Kobold King he/him Posted July 22, 2014 Posted July 22, 2014 Do we call you Severus, or Snape? I would suggest you refer to him as "Professor". Five points from Newcago for showing disrespect to a teacher. Welcome to the 17th Shard, Professor Snape. Have an upvote for provoking a sentence I never thought I'd be posting here. 1
Delightful Posted July 22, 2014 Posted July 22, 2014 I would suggest you refer to him as "Professor". Five points from Newcago for showing disrespect to a teacher. Welcome to the 17th Shard, Professor Snape. Have an upvote for provoking a sentence I never thought I'd be posting here. Newcago is a royal court, not a schoolyard! What, did you appoint yourself as the Inquisitorial Squad or something? Besides, we already have a Professor from Steelheart. And our dear friend Snape actually is more likely teenage Snape than teacher Snape, because he doesn't have 'Professor' in his title. Fifty points from the Wafflesworn for being presumptious! And agents of Chaos! 3
Quiver he/him Posted July 22, 2014 Posted July 22, 2014 I would suggest you refer to him as "Professor". Five points from Newcago for showing disrespect to a teacher. Welcome to the 17th Shard, Professor Snape. Have an upvote for provoking a sentence I never thought I'd be posting here. Newcago is a royal court, not a schoolyard! What, did you appoint yourself as the Inquisitorial Squad or something? Besides, we already have a Professor from Steelheart. And our dear friend Snape actually is more likely teenage Snape than teacher Snape, because he doesn't have 'Professor' in his title. Fifty points from the Wafflesworn for being presumptious! And agents of Chaos! Newcago: -5 points Wafflesworn: - 50 points By default, that means the Herd wins the House Cup, simply be being the last ponies left standing. 2
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 Ahem. The Lords of Chaos haven't lost any of their points. Some of their members have, but as a whole, we haven't. Thus, I'm taking 51 points from Newcago, and from the Herd, both for being Wrong. Also, I take x+1 points away from whoever takes points from the LoC. 1
Delightful Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 Ahem. The Lords of Chaos haven't lost any of their points. Some of their members have, but as a whole, we haven't. Thus, I'm taking 51 points from Newcago, and from the Herd, both for being Wrong. Also, I take x+1 points away from whoever takes points from the LoC. LoC thread needs to be necroed, so at this point you have no say. I think you'll notice the contents of the hourglasses have not changed according to your point allocation. 3
Tien'sPetLurg she/her Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 (edited) Welcome. I, too, love me some Snape. (The HP puppet pals are quoted nonstop in my home. Our favorite is Harry hitting on Jenny. "You're so hot...like a stove... like a zesty pepper... beautiful like a Thomas Kinkade painting.")I don't think you will be disappointed by Words of Radiance. Stick around. I think he's just going to keep getting better and better until all of our minds are blown beyond recognition. Your free time is about to be hijacked by All of his books and stories. Edited July 23, 2014 by Tien'sPetLurg
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