Five word story

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

that ended by rebel tigers

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

, Awakeners from Nalthis using Breath

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

so they escaped to join

Edited February 28, 2025 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Stick but got nuked. After

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

TIGER taught everyone how to

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Assemble bio-weapons TIGER ordered

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

The mass genocide of sticks.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Finally ending them. So now

Stick extinction counter: 9

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Tigers live stick-free forevermore

Spoiler

How many stick wars and mass murders have we had?

 

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

4 minutes ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

Tigers live stick-free forevermore

Like at least 4

And we mean it!!!!! So

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

no more sticks in here

Edited February 28, 2025 by सत्य हेर्ने
Grammar

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

alright, now we need another conflict. 

 

Suddenly a magic army of

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Cows, and other farm animals

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Such as Godzilla chicken and

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

@सत्य हेर्ने's pet cremling stampeded the

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

tigers killing them all tragically 

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

except one. This tiger was

[Entr0pic He/him]

Named Smaug, and loved treasure.

 

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Like gold and fancy jewelry 

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And all things alike. Now,

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

@सत्य हेर्ने's cremling wanted to defeat

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

This tiger but died sadly

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Taking the tigers with it

[Entr0pic He/him]

And truly killing all tigers.

 

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Until TIGER resurrected them again.

divine tiger resurection counter: 10.5