Five word story

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So they collectively decided not

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So they became the government 

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

A horrible one that collapsed 

Sticks must feel pain

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And became fire. The fire

>:) 

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Giving them more fiery powers 

ha

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but the sticks  incinerated themselves 

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Before anything could happen. Also

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The incineration gave them godhood

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But tigers shattered them all

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Before they could react. Finally

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TIGER banned all the sticks 

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Causing the third stick war

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TIGER made Tiger heralds ending

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the war between Odium and

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Tigers, and stick, and others

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Forvever and ever. this suddenly 

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trapped all the sticks on

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Scadrial, which everyone should remember

Edited February 26, 2025 by Me Insane

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43 minutes ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

But tigers shattered them all

, or, at least attempted to

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And it worked very well

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until Windows Update popped up

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but the divinely sticks reshattered

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Forever and ever and ever.

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Until it did not work 

stick resurrection 3.0

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But TIGER’s tiger radiants fought