Five word story

[Shatter He/Him]

 

31 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

to eat all the cows

 

but the cows had BSE

aka Mad Cow Disease. It's fatal.

Edited March 3, 2025 by The Shattered Cosmere

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

So they just nuked them.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Like one would, the cows

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

understandably turned to gold. This

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Sparked a economy boom that

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Crashed after no bagged milk 

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Oh no! Not the stonks 

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

EMTIGERMENT did not like this

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Emtigerment empowered the economy and 

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Sent it sky rocketing and then

don’t see this going any where bad

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

it didn't crash at all

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

So the tigers were successful. 

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

And started selling the best

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Everything, dominating the Cosmere economically 

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Until the loan sharks attacked

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

They were a multinational corparation 

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

That came after rich planets

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

To try to buy them

[Entr0pic He/him]

Unfortunately, a meteor came down

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

and destroyed them, leaving the

Phew... at least you didn't look at the context first.

[Entr0pic He/him]

2 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

and destroyed them, leaving the

Phew... at least you didn't look at the context first.

Tigers exposed to meteor strike.

As long as i can meteor, i am happy.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Fortunately, EMTIGERMENT had different plans

Just don't meteor the tigers then.

[Entr0pic He/him]

Just now, IcedOutPenguin said:

Fortunately, EMTIGERMENT had different plans

Just don't meteor the tigers then.

EMTIGERMENT wanted do it themselves.

i’m not doing it. They are.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

So they meteored Scadrial destroying

[Entr0pic He/him]

2 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

So they meteored Scadrial destroying

All tigers there, and everywhere.

i will meteor the tigers.