Five word story

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quintillion years. Unbeknownst to me,

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I am a gummy bear.

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This makes it quite difficult

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

to harm tigers and sticks.

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So I am happy! They

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all explode in an amazing

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harmless thingamajigathings of confetti animals!

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[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

"They" being the stick haters!

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This didn’t include the tigers.

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For approximately twenty one seconds. 

Edited July 26, 2025 by Ashkaloda

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until those seconds passed and

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tigers were safe and sound.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

They again tried to take

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all the tigers to the

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safehouse but they didn’t cooperate.

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And instead ate them all

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the entire world was horrified

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but they quickly forgot because 

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bread just tastes better. This

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caused global warming to become

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nonexistent. Yay! We aren't gonna

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go swim with the fishies!

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This calls for a ceeeeeellllleeeebrrraaaatiiiooonnnn!!!!

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Wahoo yippie yay yay wheeeeee!