Five word story

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

He set off on a

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Aaaaa tigers

again.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

1 minute ago, DAVEY said:

Aaaaa tigers

again.

It will always be about tigers, until it’s not

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

18 minutes ago, DAVEY said:

Aaaaa tigers

again.

It will be about tigers till I say so

Spoiler

I'm not one to let a joke die

Spoiler

You can expect tigers in this forum for years to come

Epic quest to destroy the 

[Shatter He/Him]

tigers because he was crazy

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

And wanted friends to kill

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Tigers. The tigers were not

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

1 minute ago, DAVEY said:

Tigers. The tigers were not

Ready for the attack so

[Shatter He/Him]

they all died. Unresurectably. Sad.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Ah, if they had only

[Shatter He/Him]

kept TIGER Shattered. Ah well...

Edited February 24, 2025 by The Shattered Cosmere

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

So TIGER resurrected them using

Divine tiger resurrection counter: 7.5

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

A divine intervention that wouldn’t 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

actually work, as there was

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

an ice cream TIGER had to

dont worry penguin we're gonna tiger till this place burns

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

To go to get the

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Pie first, but after TIGER

Oh yeah Doomslug, let's do it 

 

Edited February 24, 2025 by IcedOutPenguin
Ninja'd

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Died a tragic death, everyone 

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Prayed to the God beyond

@Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug I could use your help rn

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

But the god said no

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

, so a tiger ate him.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

The tigers were back!!!! so

divine tiger resurrection counter: 8.5

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

31 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

Prayed to the God beyond

@Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug I could use your help rn

i was eating dinner

This holy action resurrected TIGER

divine tiger resurrection counter: 8.5?

Edit:

oh waitaminute I got ninja'd

oh well, still works

ALSO

I'm making a list:

Spoiler

Team TIGER: @IcedOutPenguin @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

Bad guys >:\ @Everybodyelse

 

Edited February 24, 2025 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

And also started a war

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

against the bad guys >:/