Popular Post gjustice99 she/her Posted December 11, 2014 Popular Post Posted December 11, 2014 I love the Mistborn Valentine's Day Cards (they could be used as pickup lines): 30
Shardcellist Posted December 11, 2014 Posted December 11, 2014 I feel like a beautyspren 'cause I'm definitely attracted to you! 7
High prince of geeks he/him Posted December 12, 2014 Posted December 12, 2014 Are you a slider because ever Mon nth with you deals like it's over to soon. Are those braclets metleminds because your my cheek of ages. Their really is a drunk monkey choosing God titles because truly you are the real goddess of beauty Nightblood thinks your pretty, and since the only way he knows what things look like is my perception of them... 1
soulcastJam he/him Posted December 12, 2014 Posted December 12, 2014 Kaladin (singing) to Syl: Yooooouuuuuuu light up my aieeeeyes... 10
Peng the Just he/him Posted December 12, 2014 Posted December 12, 2014 J.C. Didn't tell me to kill you! 3
Kobold King he/him Posted December 12, 2014 Posted December 12, 2014 I'm not crazy. I'm just compartmentalized! 1
Fatebreaker he/him Posted December 13, 2014 Posted December 13, 2014 Horneater Pick-up Lines "I feel like an Airsick Lowlander in the peaks when you're around, breathless." "Are you an Unkaiai'lakunakuanakamor? Cause you make me crazier then a 3rd son who's dropped his hat-night." Don't get it? Hmph, airsick lowlanders. "I make you soup." One Armed Herdazian Pick-up Lines "I'd give my other arm just to be with you, Ganchita." (note, Ganchita is Herdazian for sweetheart until we hear otherwise) "Against your love I'm arm-less." "Eh Ganchita, i brought you some chout'a." 11
Twenty@20 he/him Posted January 8, 2015 Posted January 8, 2015 I feel like a Windrunner because I am falling for you.. 5
Kobold King he/him Posted January 8, 2015 Posted January 8, 2015 Firefight-derived: I'd leave the safety on for you. 12
Unhinged he/him Posted January 9, 2015 Posted January 9, 2015 You're like a potato in a minefield Hey it worked for David 13
Bort he/him Posted January 20, 2015 Posted January 20, 2015 And the best one yet... ... "I am a Stick." Or maybe.. "I am your stick." 6
Bronzeheart he/him Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 This is probably cheesy as all get out, but... "Are you a duralumin ferring, because I feel a real connection with you." 6
gjustice99 she/her Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 This is probably cheesy as all get out, but... "Are you a duralumin ferring, because I feel a real connection with you." That is kind of the point, kolo? 2
Bronzeheart he/him Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 That is kind of the point, kolo? Touche. Got any comebacks, sule?
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 Shin: Baby I'd walk on stone just to be next to you. Listener: Did you just attune to the rhythm of seduction or are you just happy to see me? Mr. T: I've seen it in the Diagram, we're meant to be together! 4
Guest Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 (edited) Zane: Doug is in my head. That's God spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it. Random dude: You must be an Edgedancer because you just swept me off my feet. Stormfather: If kisses were raindrops, I'd give you a highstorm. Adolin: Nice to meet you. I'm Kholin...Adolin Kholin. Girl: I already HAVE a boyfriend. Lopen: I have one arm. Girl: Whut? Lopen: I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter. Lopen: You're so sublime you could put the chouta vendors out of business. Edited January 25, 2015 by inexorablePanda
kinxer he/him Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 You must be a Pulser, 'cause time seems to fly when you're around.
ZeldaDad he/him Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 "I must be a fallen Elantrian 'cause my heart hasn't healed since you left." More of a get-you-back type pickup line but ayyy. 2
Guest Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 (edited) Wit: I can't think of an insulting way to describe you. Taln: I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you. Edited January 27, 2015 by inexorablePanda
BreathTaker he/him Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 Steel Inquisitor: I'd like to spike you.... 4
Guest Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 Steel Inquisitor: I'd like to spike you.... Dude, keep it clean.
BreathTaker he/him Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 Good point, no one likes people getting eviscerated and having their powers stolen. 8
Slater he/him Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 "Should have called you Wartlover the Ugly." What? You trying to tell me that wasn't Vivenna's way of trying to pick up Vasher after seeing how good of a person he really was AND his super smexy Returned form? Please. 7
Sirce Luckwielder he/him Posted February 5, 2015 Posted February 5, 2015 I wonder what my curse from the Nightwatcher is. I can already see my boon. 9
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