The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him Posted April 17, 2023 Posted April 17, 2023 Welcome welcome WELCOME to the Shard!!! Most of us don't bite, and the most danger you'll ever be in here will be the danger of losing your soul to the Cult of the Stick, and the occasional muffin thrown at you ( @Telrao I'm looking at you). Also, avoid cookies at all cost. Just don't take the cookie. Well, I look forward to having many great interactions with you, @VividPineConesWhich of Sanderson's books have you read? 1
Telrao she/her Posted April 17, 2023 Posted April 17, 2023 1 hour ago, VividPineCones said: Yippee Yahoo! Whalecome to the Shard :DD *throws muffins*
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted April 17, 2023 Posted April 17, 2023 Yippede do! Welcome to the shard!
Tea Leaf Posted April 17, 2023 Posted April 17, 2023 10 hours ago, VividPineCones said: Yippee The cookies are fine, @TheAlpha929 is known to take advantage of newcomers and take their cookies. Here is the Cookie. The stick does bite, stay away from them, stay away from the fire cult too, if you end up in either of them you are dead to us. So... what books have you read?
The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him Posted April 17, 2023 Posted April 17, 2023 Nononononononono don’t take the cookie The Stick, however, is as merciful as It is powerful. Join us!
Argenti he/him Posted April 17, 2023 Posted April 17, 2023 Touch not the Stick nor the Cookie. They are both blasphemous against [Insert god here]
Tea Leaf Posted April 17, 2023 Posted April 17, 2023 2 hours ago, TheAlpha929 said: Nononononononono don’t take the cookie The Stick, however, is as merciful as It is powerful. Join us! Touch not thy stick! It hath killed all who hath looked upon it. Thee Cookie (also chocolate croissants) and thee Muffin are much more edible. Hail Telrao! 22 minutes ago, Argenti said: Touch not the Stick nor the Cookie. They are both blasphemous against [Insert god here] Partake of the Cookie, cast away the Stick for it is blasphemous against the Mercenaries and @Telrao. Well... I guess this is the start of the Telrao Cult.
Immortal Platypus Posted April 17, 2023 Posted April 17, 2023 4 minutes ago, The Last Fæ said: Touch not thy stick! It hath killed all who hath looked upon it. Thee Cookie (also chocolate croissants) and thee Muffin are much more edible. Hail Telrao! Partake of the Cookie, cast away the Stick for it is blasphemous against the Mercenaries and @Telrao. Well... I guess this is the start of the Telrao Cult. I HAVE NOT DIED!!!!!!!!! THAIDAKAR THE GHOSTBLOOD HAS NOT DIED!!!!! @TheAlpha929 HAS NOT DIED!!!!!!!!! THE COOKIE IS DANGEROUS!!!!!!! IT WILL (maybe) KILL YOU!!!!!!! the muffins are okay, just don't get hit by them. @Telrao throws them quite hard after all. But it'll be fine (probably) either way. don't worry about us @VividPineCones. You go a little crazy on this site
Telrao she/her Posted April 18, 2023 Posted April 18, 2023 7 hours ago, The Last Fæ said: Partake of the Cookie, cast away the Stick for it is blasphemous against the Mercenaries and @Telrao. Well... I guess this is the start of the Telrao Cult. wut 7 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said: I HAVE NOT DIED!!!!!!!!! THAIDAKAR THE GHOSTBLOOD HAS NOT DIED!!!!! @TheAlpha929 HAS NOT DIED!!!!!!!!! THE COOKIE IS DANGEROUS!!!!!!! IT WILL (maybe) KILL YOU!!!!!!! the muffins are okay, just don't get hit by them. @Telrao throws them quite hard after all. *sniffs disdainfully* I throw them hard enough to give you a white flash. But it's okay 'cause the muffins are tasty
Tea Leaf Posted April 18, 2023 Posted April 18, 2023 12 hours ago, Telrao said: wut 20 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said: Dunno. Enjoy [Insert cryptic warning here], bye. *Leaves*
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