Quiver he/him Posted June 11, 2014 Posted June 11, 2014 Because SEVEN EIGHT NINE. Thank you, I'll be here all week! Sweet Harmony am I in a good mood right now. Not only did I get to arguably Best Rank, my efforts at weight loss are starting to pay off. Computer problems and word count aside, I'm pretty damnation happy right now. 5
Quiver he/him Posted June 11, 2014 Author Posted June 11, 2014 (edited) Geeze Baine, you're gonna make me ruin my perfect word count to explain the joke? Plebian. Okay, so... follow closely. SEVEN= Seventh Knight Radiant Order= Elsecallers EIGHT= The number of letters in Shinovar. And who do we know comes from Shinovar? Szeth. NINE= Ninth book. We know Jasnah has a book in the Back Five, and the ninth episode of Game of Thrones is always the big action packed one with the twist in it. Why is Game of Thrones important? Because Brandon published a cosmere short story in GRRM's anthology. So obviously, in the Ninth Book of the Stormlight Archive, Szaeth is going to kill an Elsecaller. And that makes me sad. Edited June 11, 2014 by Quiver 14
Delightful Posted June 11, 2014 Posted June 11, 2014 Did you think all that out before or after making the thread? ....you realize this could start a whole new branch of old jokes re-interpreted to Cosmere? Why did the chicken cross the road? What's a chicken? All hail the wet piece of slime and the disgusting crab thing with 17 legs! 12
Popular Post Kobold King he/him Posted June 11, 2014 Popular Post Posted June 11, 2014 Miles Hundredlives walks into a bar. Being a Gold Compounder, he quickly heals from all damage and demands to know who put it there. 21
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted June 11, 2014 Posted June 11, 2014 A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Sorry, I always saw that after the walking into a bar joke. 2
Left he/him Posted June 11, 2014 Posted June 11, 2014 (edited) A kid trips over a branch. "I am a stick" Its funny, because.... STICK! Edited June 11, 2014 by Leftinch 6
Popular Post Dellexe he/him Posted June 11, 2014 Popular Post Posted June 11, 2014 What happens when a drummer is taken by the Shaod?He can draw cymbals in the air. 20
Ashiok Posted June 11, 2014 Posted June 11, 2014 What do you call a night light that spins? a Storm-night-light 1
Quiver he/him Posted June 11, 2014 Author Posted June 11, 2014 You guys hear about Shallan's spinning wheel? She wanted to try a bit of light- weaving. 12
Chaos he/him Posted June 11, 2014 Posted June 11, 2014 It is so tempting for me to downvote all the terrible that is in this thread 5
Quiver he/him Posted June 11, 2014 Author Posted June 11, 2014 Wanting to spike comedians for bad jokes? Talk about a temper flaring up! 1
Ashiok Posted June 11, 2014 Posted June 11, 2014 wrong thread Quiver. We are not the Cosmere Puns thread 2
Dellexe he/him Posted June 11, 2014 Posted June 11, 2014 Why did the Windrunner join Boy Scouts?I'll be here all week.He wanted to learn some Basic Lashings. 11
Baine he/him Posted June 12, 2014 Posted June 12, 2014 How do Windrunners punish disobedient Squires? 40 Lashings! 3
Quiver he/him Posted June 13, 2014 Author Posted June 13, 2014 (edited) What do you call someone who watches Agents of Shield and doesn't like the main relationship? A SkyeWard Breaker! Edited June 13, 2014 by Quiver 11
FeatherWriter she/her Posted June 13, 2014 Posted June 13, 2014 Did someone say Agents of SHIELD characters on Roshar? Hello friends, I am here. I mean... I haven't extensively plotted that or anything. I've also got another one of these with the rest of the MCU people floating about, but Quiver specifically mentioned AoS, so. Someone needs to stop me from making Stormlight AUs pls. 1
Popular Post Quiver he/him Posted June 13, 2014 Author Popular Post Posted June 13, 2014 What's that, Feather? You want more Stormlight AUs? Well, how about a 007-inspired spy tale? The leads name? "Smith. Bond Smith." 21
Quiver he/him Posted June 13, 2014 Author Posted June 13, 2014 Best reaction I've ever gotten. I am a comedic GOD. Hey, why wasn't Vstim's apprentice in bed? Cause she was Rysn! 8
Left he/him Posted June 13, 2014 Posted June 13, 2014 *The floor groans and then dies, sending it down even farther, with Feather's corpse spasming from the eternal pain.* 4
Quiver he/him Posted June 13, 2014 Author Posted June 13, 2014 (edited) Does Sleeping Beauty take place on Nalthis? Cause I think Prince Charming is Awaken her! Edited June 13, 2014 by Quiver 5
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