shortycake she/her Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 Heeey everybody! My name's Hailey! I've been a huge Brandon Sanderson fan ever since I devoured read Mistborn in high school. I've never truly joined a forum in my life, so forgive me if I royally fudge something up (the likelihood is...pretty high). My friend--he goes by Erai on here--convinced me to sign up, so maybe he can get brownie points for that. Haha. I've read all of Sanderson's Cosmere books besides Elantris & Alloy of Law. Elantris somehow got dropped like a year ago and I'm right in the middle of AoL now!! (Wayne?? Wayne. Just. Wayne is perfect.) Not much to say about me besides I'm a gigantic fan of fiction, particularly fantasy and YA, I'm a senior in college, and I think seahorses are way too cute to be real life things. I guess I'm hoping to meet lots of fellow Cosmere friends because not having many people to gush over these books is kind of wreaking havoc on my happiness. So please don't hesitate to chat me up because I already think you guys are super amazing!! My question to you: if you could go on a super stellar date with a Brandon Sanderson character, who would it be and where would you go? 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 Any friend of Erai is a friend of mine, seeing as how we're brothers in arms under Queen Elsa. In answer to your question....maybe Lift once she's a little older. Or wait, no. THE STICK!!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 Hello and welcome! We'll be sure to give Erai brownie points. Super stellar date? Not really a "date" person myself. Can I just babysit Nightblood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erai Sedai he/him Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 You did it! Don't worry, you'll be treated nicely that is until someone declares war on your and starts attacking. hahaA date with a character.. That's actually a difficult question! They'd all put me to shame with their wits and what not. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 Welcome to 17th Shard!!! A date with a character....... Steelheart maybe?... if he wasnt evil 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 Welcome to 17th Shard!!! A date with a character....... Steelheart maybe?... if he wasnt evil Good Steelheart? If wishes were Hemalurgic spikes, Elsa, we'd all be bloodied caricatures of our past selves stacked with arcane power. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortycake she/her Posted June 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 Any friend of Erai is a friend of mine, seeing as how we're brothers in arms under Queen Elsa. In answer to your question....maybe Lift once she's a little older. Or wait, no. THE STICK!!!! THE STICK. definitely the perfect answer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 Good Steelheart? If wishes were Hemalurgic spikes, Elsa, we'd all be bloodied caricatures of our past selves stacked with arcane power. what is hemalurgic spikes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 Very, Very dangerous metal spikes M'Queen. Basically you take a magical person and stab them, in the right spot, with said spike. You then proceed to stab yourself with it. People like Swimmingly and Kurkistan go around doing it all the time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 Very, Very dangerous metal spikes M'Queen. Basically you take a magical person and stab them, in the right spot, with said spike. You then proceed to stab yourself with it. People like Swimmingly and Kurkistan go around doing it all the time. Oh wow. Thanks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly he/him Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 Hail, Hailey/Shorty/Shortycake/Cake (whichever you would prefer)! Welcome to the 17th Shard (the numeral is important) It's also the first forum I've joined, and I've really enjoyed it. So how much do you know about the Cosmere? There is really a lot of stuff going on behind the scenes there. Pertaining to your question: I am thinking Shallan, in Shadesmar. Again, a warm welcome! I hope that you truly enjoy yourself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 It's also the first forum I've joined, and I've really enjoyed it. And yet he's managed to get the highest rep behind only Brandon and Peter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 (edited) And yet he's managed to get the highest rep behind only Brandon and Peter. I've never been on a forum either before this one. Shortycake, is this the first forum you've joined? Edited June 7, 2014 by Elsa Steelheart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortycake she/her Posted June 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 Hail, Hailey/Shorty/Shortycake/Cake (whichever you would prefer)! Welcome to the 17th Shard (the numeral is important) It's also the first forum I've joined, and I've really enjoyed it. So how much do you know about the Cosmere? There is really a lot of stuff going on behind the scenes there. Pertaining to your question: I am thinking Shallan, in Shadesmar. Again, a warm welcome! I hope that you truly enjoy yourself! Hello there! Any one of those monikers is fine, haha. I'm not super knowledgeable about the Cosmere, but I think I understand most of the basics since I've read almost all of the books. I'm not about to spout any super crazy intense theories just yet. I definitely want to learn more !! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 I've never been on a forum either before this one. I wonder if this is why I've had to work so hard to get close to top 50. This is my second forum. And my first one I'm a moderator.... I understand now. Hailey, your in luck. Your first forum is also the best. You shall go far. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortycake she/her Posted June 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 I wonder if this is why I've had to work so hard to get close to top 50. This is my second forum. And my first one I'm a moderator.... I understand now. Hailey, your in luck. Your first forum is also the best. You shall go far. Ahhh Leftinch this is wonderful, wonderful news...I understand like 8.5% of this forum stuff but I think I can totally go the distance on pure Cosmere love alone 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 Ahhh Leftinch this is wonderful, wonderful news...I understand like 8.5% of this forum stuff but I think I can totally go the distance on pure Cosmere love alone Or do what I do and make cheap jokes on every thread you come across. You'll be in the top ten list before most people even know who you are. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly he/him Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 The rules boil down to - don't rude, or discrimatory. Use proper grammar. Have fun. There are details, but that's the essence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 If I had the Opprutunity to Date anyone Cosmere Person, In a Location of Our Choosing. Rysn, To a Cool Restaraunt in T'Telir. Or Jasnah in the Highbrary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 Haha, yeah. People here can be real grammer nazi's. Oh and cosmere swears are generally used. Also a tip: close to the top, by the search box, is a button with a bunch of horrizontal lines on it. If you hover it you'll see the option "View New Content". This button is your friend. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erai Sedai he/him Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 Haha, yeah. People here can be real grammer nazi's. Oh and cosmere swears are generally used. Also a tip: close to the top, by the search box, is a button with a bunch of horrizontal lines on it. If you hover it you'll see the option "View New Content". This button is your friend. When forums don't have that option it's a real pain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 Erai you lucky... How come you are the only one of us that have a girl friend? Welcome to the fun club, shorty. I recommend joining a "faction", since there's going to be a RP war coming soon (an RP war is pretty much a word war we like to have) You could also join the (Next) Sanderson Elimination Game. It's like Mafia, but with Items and Roles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 I wonder if this is why I've had to work so hard to get close to top 50. This is my second forum. And my first one I'm a moderator.... I understand now. Hailey, your in luck. Your first forum is also the best. You shall go far. Gasp! I just Passed Satsuoni! I'm number 43 Now! Also, Also a tip: close to the top, by the search box, is a button with a bunch of horrizontal lines on it. If you hover it you'll see the option "View New Content". This button is your friend. I have never seen this Button. Thank you So much. This will be useful in my attempt to pass all the catquisitors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly he/him Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 Erai you lucky... How come you are the only one of us that have a girl friend? Welcome to the fun club, shorty. I recommend joining a "faction", since there's going to be a RP war coming soon (an RP war is pretty much a word war we like to have) You could also join the (Next) Sanderson Elimination Game. It's like Mafia, but with Items and Roles. That's not fair... Just look at me! I don't, the case is not indicative of the whole, so there's a fair chance that the others do. Logic! Logic is your friend! Excuse me I need to go cry now. Seriously, though, we get people from all walks of life.There's just a small bias. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 (edited) Joe..... Your 43 and didn't know..... I'm going to cry for a while guys. Panda, we just finished the chaos war, what's next another crusade against the shroomies. There are a couple married folks, but there are very few people here that have REAL girl/boyfriends. Edited June 7, 2014 by Leftinch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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