Wits instant noodles he/him Posted April 28, 2023 Author Posted April 28, 2023 im not a spam bot people just cant comprehend my massive brain 1
The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow! Posted April 28, 2023 Posted April 28, 2023 Notice, he never says he is not an Asha'man. So that he must be. A wielder not just of the One Power, but of tainted saidin.
Immortal Platypus Posted April 28, 2023 Posted April 28, 2023 10 minutes ago, Wits instant noodles said: im not a spam bot people just cant comprehend my massive brain thats exactly what I'd expect a spambot to say!
I'mNotNotARobot he/him Posted April 28, 2023 Posted April 28, 2023 He's a spambot advertising for top ramen's genuine chicken flavor.
Edema Rue she/her Posted April 28, 2023 Posted April 28, 2023 51 minutes ago, cheeseman said: Notice, he never says he is not an Asha'man. So that he must be. A wielder not just of the One Power, but of tainted saidin. Kill him.
Immortal Platypus Posted April 28, 2023 Posted April 28, 2023 (edited) 45 minutes ago, Edema Ruh said: Kill him. So he's a spambot that's also an Asha'man, witch, waerloga, enchantress, sorceress, and aes sedai that is also a Kandra pretending to be an insect centaur. I bet he isn't even a Shard! Edited April 28, 2023 by Being of Cacophony
Wits instant noodles he/him Posted April 30, 2023 Author Posted April 30, 2023 Wow wow I'm not a Asha'man don't be ridiculous
Immortal Platypus Posted April 30, 2023 Posted April 30, 2023 39 minutes ago, Wits instant noodles said: Wow wow I'm not a Asha'man don't be ridiculous we're not being ridiculous, we're being logical
Wits instant noodles he/him Posted April 30, 2023 Author Posted April 30, 2023 Just now, Being of Cacophony said: ridiculous No you are very very ridiculous
Immortal Platypus Posted April 30, 2023 Posted April 30, 2023 i am, but right now we're being logical
aetherbound he/him Posted May 2, 2023 Posted May 2, 2023 On 4/30/2023 at 3:17 PM, Wits instant noodles said: Nope your not Incorrect grammar, he's a witch!
Immortal Platypus Posted May 3, 2023 Posted May 3, 2023 3 hours ago, Aetherbound said: Incorrect grammar, he's a witch! See Noodles? It's simple logic.
Immortal Platypus Posted May 3, 2023 Posted May 3, 2023 we need the trial first. and we have an executioner chosen already. sorry
aetherbound he/him Posted May 3, 2023 Posted May 3, 2023 17 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said: we need the trial first. and we have an executioner chosen already. sorry when is the trial?
Immortal Platypus Posted May 3, 2023 Posted May 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Aetherbound said: when is the trial? whenever @Kajsa :) gets back to us on the roles for the different offices.
kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her Posted May 3, 2023 Posted May 3, 2023 Just now, Being of Cacophony said: whenever @Kajsa :) gets back to us on the roles for the different offices. Right... my bad. Jury: Spoiler The jury is one of the most crucial pieces to the case. They decide the fate of the Defendant. There should be 6-12 jury members. ABOUT: The jury must know nothing about the case before the actual trial. They are unbiased and must use logic to find the accused either guilty or not guilty. Since this is a criminal case, the vote must be unanimous. If the jury cannot come to a consensus within the arranged time period, the judge will declare a Hung Jury and the case will be closed. DOs: Jurors are allowed to take notes (at least for this case) and create LOGICAL AND RATIONAL opinions during the presentation of the opening statements, direct and cross examination of the witnesses, and the closing statements. DON'Ts: Jurors are not allowed to speak to another during the trial. They cannot look up background information on the Defendant or the Attorneys. The only time they may speak to one another is during the designated deliberation period, which usually lasts up to 6 hours. If you cannot come to a consensus, the judge may or may not grant you another hour or two. If, after the said amount of time, you cannot reach a consensus, the judge will declare a Hung Jury, and the case will be closed. THE JURORS MUST REMAIN UNBIASED. Witnesses: Spoiler The witnesses of a case are very important. They are basically what make the case possible. ABOUT: The witnesses are those who witnessed the crime or personally know the Defendant. There are usually 3 witnesses for the Prosecution and three for the Defense. That means we need six people total, three who are willing to vouch for Wit and three who can go against him. They are the ones who are questioned by the Attorneys, direct and cross (so they'll have two different questioning sessions though they never leave the stand, even though in this case that's invisible). In direct examination, they will give long, open responses to open ended questions from the attorneys. In cross examination, they will either state 'yes' or 'no'. If they give more than that, the attorney can object and the judge would have to sustain that. DOs: Answer direct examination with information that will help your side. This should be a longer response. Answer cross examination with a "yes" or a "no". If you offer more and the attorney objects, it could make you and your side look bad. Be careful when in both direct and cross examination. Lay out your story as flawlessly as you possibly can in direct examination so that when it comes time for cross examination it is harder for the other side to pull your story to shreds. DON'Ts: WITNESSES ARE FORBIDDEN BY LAW TO LIE IN COURT. So don't lie. Also don't withhold information. If you are being questioned, you cannot say "I can't tell you that" or "Why would I tell you?". If you are unsure of the answer to a question, you can say "I'm not sure" or "I don't remember". If in direct examination, the attorney will point out the lines in your Witness Addendum where the answer to the question lies. You will then be allowed to read those lines of your Witness Addendum (which y'all're gunna need to write and send to me--this is basically everything you remember about the "crime") and your memory will be refreshed. The question will then be restated, you will answer, and the attorney will move on. If in cross examination, the attorney will read the lines of your Addendum out loud and ask, "Did I read that correctly?". If they did, you must answer "yes". NO LYING!!!!!!! (not that I think it's gonna be a problem ) Attorneys: Spoiler There's a lot that happens with attorneys, I'll dm the people who are attorneys after everyone is selected and all that jazz. Judge: Spoiler The judge basically oversees the case and makes sure nothing goes wrong. They have the power to sustain objections, call order to the court, grant permission for the attorneys to approach the jury and witness stand (which won't be plausible for this online case ), and accept exhibits into evidence. They have the final word. Don't argue. Defendant: Spoiler You, @Wits instant noodles, have been charged with witchcraft. You will stand as one of the witnesses for the defense, so make sure you are very careful how you lay out your story while also not lying. If you can DM me an Addendum, that would be awesome. If you have no clue what that is go read the witnesses section. If you guys have any questions, let me know! As soon as attorneys are selected (I'd be happy to serve as one for the Defense or Prosecution), I can give them their different roles and the case can begin! BAHAHAHAHA! *clears throat* Um... yeah. Kajsa --> out
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