The Battle for the Sandwich

[TwinStorm He/Him]

51 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*becomes a car salesperson*

*slaps roof of car*

This bad boy can fit so many Sandwiches in it.

*buys car*

45 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

*Hires you to sell stuff for the Park.*
I take the Sandwich purely through eldritch brute force.

*offers a much more lucrative contract to sell stuff at Vindow Viper Vorld*

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

3 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

*buys car*

*offers a much more lucrative contract to sell stuff at Vindow Viper Vorld*

*Crashes your nontestdriven stock market. Grins at my new and improved stocks*

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

*Crashes your nontestdriven stock market. Grins at my new and improved stocks*

*t-bones your stock market and punches in you in your grinning teeth. Smiles more*

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

On 11/5/2024 at 8:00 PM, TwinStorm said:

I send Vyz the Vindow Viper and the Ginger Special Forces after Doomslug.

I quit my job

I also threaten to start another cult war, which I remind you that the *Gingers lost

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13 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I split our companies again. I had forgotten about your… convictions.

I offer Doomslug a position.

I ask Doomslug to attack TwinStorms

@Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

I sigh in relief, and ask you what the position is

Ok.

3 hours ago, TwinStorm said:

Viola the Vindow Viper

I wonder if that was meant to praise the viola or to insult it

[TwinStorm He/Him]

25 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

I quit my job

I also threaten to start another cult war, which I remind you that the *Gingers lost

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I sigh in relief, and ask you what the position is

Ok.

I wonder if that was meant to praise the viola or to insult it

Getting named after is the highest form of praise.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I steal the Sandwich and get away using my fancy new Sandwich-mobile.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I race after you in my fancy car that you deceived me into trading the sandwich for.

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

I jump through the open window and grab the sandwich, and then come out the other window in a spiderman style crouch, because it turns out i am spiderman

i then start swinging away on my webs, through the city of new york.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I, being ironman, deactivate your suit midswing and you splat on the ground. I fly over, pick up the sandwich, and fly to Stark tower.

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

my best friend, being Loki, stole the tesseract and used it to summon an ailien army that attacked Stark Tower. I then create a new suit, independant of Stark Tech, and sneak in with my whole Spidy-team, and then we nab the sandwich, while loki distracts you with the army.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

6 hours ago, LIV_SB-DustBringer said:

my best friend, being Loki, stole the tesseract and used it to summon an ailien army that attacked Stark Tower. I then create a new suit, independant of Stark Tech, and sneak in with my whole Spidy-team, and then we nab the sandwich, while loki distracts you with the army.

Vyz the Window Viper, immune to Loki's powers, eats him.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

20 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

Vyz the Window Viper, immune to Loki's powers, eats him.

I eat Vyz. All of them. Including @Vyzkel.

Using my *cough* eldritch powers.

 

 

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Actually, have you newbies seen me most… extreme… eldritch episodes?

 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I eat Vyz. All of them. Including @Vyzkel.

Using my *cough* eldritch powers.

 

 

 

I mean I spent something like three pages fighting Adtae.

Vyz the Vindow Viper's ghost (vhost?) appears by my side, hungry for vengeance.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I eat Vyz. All of them. Including @Vyzkel.

Using my *cough* eldritch powers.

 

 

 

*shudder*

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

2 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

I mean I spent something like three pages fighting Adtae.

Vyz the Vindow Viper's ghost (vhost?) appears by my side, hungry for vengeance.

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No. That’s my Death self. Not my Eldritch self.

I think maybe you saw… perhaps in your earliest days.

 

I give Glass a cup of hot chocolate for the chill she just had.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I give Glass a cup of hot chocolate for the chill she just had.

I gratefully accept

*sippity sip sip*

Yum, thanks!

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

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I found it! 225 is when I joined… and when it started.

 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

6 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

 

that is.... something else.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, TwinStorm said:

that is.... something else.

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It goes on.

 

 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I patiently stare at @SpiritOfWrath, waiting for him to tell me what the position is.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

7 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

I patiently stare at @SpiritOfWrath, waiting for him to tell me what the position is.

You have been hired as leader of the Board of Sales.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

You have been hired as leader of the Board of Sales.

Oh ok. Cool!

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

1 hour ago, TwinStorm said:

Vyz the Window Viper, immune to Loki's powers, eats him.

you have just given me depression.

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again.

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, LIV_SB-DustBringer said:

you have just given me depression.

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again.

 

I hug you *hug*

I re-alive everyone and they appear next to me

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I hug you *hug*

I re-alive everyone and they appear next to me

LOKIIII!!!!!!

yay!!!!!!

( he is best marvel. then spiderman. then tony.)

SPOILERS MARVEL

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(sobs gently)