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I am angry at you for setting my cake on fire, so i make a bunch more pineapple upsidedown cakes and then keep them all for myself. They were all delicious.

(speaking as someone who is currently eating a slice of cake)

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Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

I argue that our products are different enough as to legally avoid copyright issues

I point out that a trademark and a copyright are different things, then I prove my original technology that I used to create my gloves, proving me innocent.

Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Vyzkel said:

I point out that a trademark and a copyright are different things, then I prove my original technology that I used to create my gloves, proving me innocent.

Shoot. Oh well.

I tame the Vindow Viper and ride off on it into the sunset, eating flaming pineapple cake as I go.

Edited by TwinStorm
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2 hours ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

I call a Viper to scare you all off, then get him to clean my Vindows, as he is a Vindow Viper. I also grab the Sandwich from whoever has it.

I teleport to your shadow (after replacing my mask [don’t wanna go make even more ghosts]) and punch you. I take the The Sandwich.

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I, still a ghost from Glass' shenanigans, float by idly and watch the ensuing chaos.

Posted
1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I, still having no idea why you died, float with you.

You thought that Wrath killed me instead and so I just went with it (plus it does a lot increasing my mischievous witch vibes hehehe).

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22 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I, awed, ask you to teach me your ways.

I make you my apprentice, and I teach you over the span of many long minutes, in way that words cannot describe. You then graduate as a full Triangle Spinner. Tears well in my eyes, as I am very proud of you. You throw your graduation hat in the air, concluding this plot.

You then receive many letters in the post congratulating you on your accomplishment. I then recommend that you join the workforce with your incredible skills and knack for spinning in triangles.

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3 minutes ago, The H said:

I make you my apprentice, and I teach you over the span of many long minutes, in way that words cannot describe. You then graduate as a full Triangle Spinner. Tears well in my eyes, as I am very proud of you. You throw your graduation hat in the air, concluding this plot.

You then receive many letters in the post congratulating you on your accomplishment. I then recommend that you join the workforce with your incredible skills and knack for spinning in triangles.

For the rest of my non-life, I am grateful to you for teaching me all those long minutes. I use my amazing abilities to better the world around me and end all human suffering.

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Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

For the rest of my non-life, I am grateful to you for teaching me all those long minutes. I use my amazing abilities to better the world around me and end all human suffering.

"You are strong and wise, and I am very proud of you."

I hold a celebratory party for you, inviting our fellow Sandwich battlers along.

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1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

For the rest of my non-life, I am grateful to you for teaching me all those long minutes. I use my amazing abilities to better the world around me and end all human suffering.

…as a ghost?

1 minute ago, The H said:

"You are strong and wise, and I am very proud of you."

I hold a celebratory party for you, inviting our fellow Sandwich battlers along.

I accept, making sure to hide away the Sandwich in a secure vault before attending.

Posted
2 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

…as a ghost?

But of course.

 

2 minutes ago, The H said:

"You are strong and wise, and I am very proud of you."

I hold a celebratory party for you, inviting our fellow Sandwich battlers along.

"I had a good teacher," I say, then help you host the party.

Posted (edited)
37 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"I had a good teacher," I say, then help you host the party.

"Stop, stop, we all know that it was your natural aptitude for these things that helped you succeed!" I laugh off. I bake some muffins for the rest of the gathering.

Edited by The H

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