The Battle for the Sandwich

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Did you fix the hole in my head

I really want to terrorize Vyz . . .

Yes, I fixed the hole in your head and your heart and your left ear!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

Yes, I fixed the hole in your head and your heart and your left ear!

"Dang," I sigh, looking down at my hands.

"Wait, my heart? . . . Are you being mean or do I need to go beat up Vyz because he shot me more than once?"

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"Dang," I sigh, looking down at my hands.

"Wait, my heart? . . . Are you being mean or do I need to go beat up Vyz because he shot me more than once?"

No it’s where I got the Spike from.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"Dang," I sigh, looking down at my hands.

"Wait, my heart? . . . Are you being mean or do I need to go beat up Vyz because he shot me more than once?"

"I could tell you were sad! So I fixed it for you!" 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

No it’s where I got the Spike from.

Dude I was already a ghost at that point

You spiked my ghost.

lol

2 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

"I could tell you were sad! So I fixed it for you!" 

Awwwww Halyyyyyyy

"Oh. Thanks." I run off to go find Vyz.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I become Stephen Leeds and yell at Spirit, or Wrath, or Of, or whatever for being a phony and how I'm the one with the cool schizophrenia stuff.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I rub a lamp and ask the genie to bring me the sandwich as my first wish.

[The H]

I am the genie, and bonk you on the head with the Sandwich, then run as far away as I can.

Edited October 21, 2024 by The H

[Unintelligenius he/him]

After @The H finishes dreaming about being the genie, the actual genie snaps his fingers and the sandwich appears in them and he hands it to me. Then I wish for some candy and for him to be free so no one else can use the genie. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

3 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

He's the best

awwww you guys

3 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Did you fix the hole in my head

I really want to terrorize Vyz . . .

Nvm

I cut off Genius’ hands, taking the Sandwich from him and I tell him to next time wish to control matter because that would make you unstoppable. Unfortunately, all other genies have been freed by me so that never happens.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

I cut off Genius’ hands, taking the Sandwich from him and I tell him to next time wish to control matter because that would make you unstoppable. Unfortunately, all other genies have been freed by me so that never happens.

I suddenly, for absolutely no reason, become a genie.

3 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

awwww you guys

Well you are.

 

3 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

Nvm

Grr.

You still are.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I suddenly, for absolutely no reason, become a genie.

Well you are.

 

Grr.

You still are.

*sigh*

*sigh*

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

@Through The Living Glass

"Genie, I wish to control matter"

Edited October 21, 2024 by kpShadowFox

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I see my hands back on, slap Vyz and take the sandwich back. Then I assemble a Jedi army to be my bodyguards and I fly off to Tatooine. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 hour ago, kpShadowFox said:

@Through The Living Glass

"Genie, I wish to control matter"

I duct tape your mouth shut so you can’t speak, I used a whole roll.

38 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

I see my hands back on, slap Vyz and take the sandwich back. Then I assemble a Jedi army to be my bodyguards and I fly off to Tatooine. 

I think you meant sew your hands

I rub the new handprint on my cheek. 

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

Just now, Vyzkel said:

I duct tape your mouth shut so you can’t speak, I used a whole roll.

"mfffmfmffff, mmmmmmffffmfmfmfff fmfmfm" I control the matter on the duct tape and un duct tape the duct tape.

"DONT do things like that!" pulls a captain marvel *swoosh* I blast off and zoom to tatooine

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 hours ago, kpShadowFox said:

@Through The Living Glass

"Genie, I wish to control matter"

"Your wish is granted. And so is mine." I suddenly am no longer a genie, but a new F-22 appears just for me.

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

I fly back from tatooine to @Vyzkel and steal his shoes, *YOINK,* and then proceed to deliver them to @The Halcyon Girl. Then fly back towards tatooine to resume the fight for the sandwich.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, kpShadowFox said:

I fly back from tatooine to @Vyzkel and steal his shoes, *YOINK,* and then proceed to deliver them to @The Halcyon Girl. Then fly back towards tatooine to resume the fight for the sandwich.

YAY SHOES 

I don’t have a clue what these shoes are for or if they’re special at all, so I decided to have a little tea party with them. 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

18 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

YAY SHOES 

I don’t have a clue what these shoes are for or if they’re special at all, so I decided to have a little tea party with them. 

I join you with my panda, absently eating lunch.

now don’t you go attacking me

yoou remember what happened last time someone interrupted my panda lunch

[Vyzkel He/Him]

39 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

YAY SHOES 

I don’t have a clue what these shoes are for or if they’re special at all, so I decided to have a little tea party with them. 

The shoes smell horrible.

I steal the Sandwich and give it to Glass.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

The shoes smell horrible.

I steal the Sandwich and give it to Glass.

I stare at in in shock.

"Wait, really?"

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

I stare at in in shock.

"Wait, really?"

I nod enthusiastically, then run away.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Vyzkel said:

I nod enthusiastically, then run away.

I run and tackle hug you. "This is why you're the best."

Awww how nice

[Vyzkel He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I run and tackle hug you. "This is why you're the best."

Awww how nice

Yep…

I smile