Wafflism

[NameIess]

This thread is for everyone who thinks waffles are a way of life. Here, we defy @Boomerang Guy's authority as self-proclaimed god of waffles and leader of Chortlism, and instead devote ourselves to the way of the Waffle.

There are no rules required to join Wafflism. The only requirement is that you love waffles, and wish to spread that love around the world.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

YOU may defy me. But not all. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I love waffles and have repeatedly defied @Boomerang Guy. Waffles are the best.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I love waffles, but I thought you were the High inquisitor of Chortlism, or something.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

They betrayed me. 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Just now, Boomerang Guy said:

YOU may defy me. But not all. 

we do not deify you, that is the point of this thread.

[NameIess]

Just now, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

I love waffles, but I thought you were the High inquisitor of Chortlism, or something.

I was, but I have since seen the light. Chortlism takes away from the incredibleness of waffles by it's emphasis on *chortling* 

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

I was, but I have since seen the light. Chortlism takes away from the incredibleness of waffles by it's emphasis on *chortling* 

Yet I had fixed this dilemma. BIT STILL YOU COMMIT HERESY

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

I was, but I have since seen the light. Chortlism takes away from the incredibleness of waffles by it's emphasis on *chortling* 

okay. I shall sic the Shadow creature on @Boomerang Guy.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy must y’all needlessly torture meeeeee

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Boomerang Guy said:

Yet I had fixed this dilemma. BIT STILL YOU COMMIT HERESY

You claim dominion over waffles, yet I know that no one can rule over waffles. Since you have lied in one thing, your authority as to Chortlism cannot be trusted either.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

And how would a MERE MORTAL KNOW OF THE THINGS OF GODS

[NameIess]

Can you show proof as to your godhood? No? Then in that case, I'll eat my waffles in peace.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Well, nonetheless, despite your rebellion on yours truly. I request a high ranking position in Wafflism. For if you do not recall it was MY WAFFLE that “enlightened you to the truth.”  
 

And alas I do wish to spread the love of waffles around the world. Nay! THE COSMOS!

 

I request an alliance. 

Edited June 1, 2022 by Boomerang Guy

[NameIess]

Just now, Boomerang Guy said:

Well, nonetheless, despite your rebellion on yours truly. I request a high ranking position in Wafflism. For if you do not recall it was MY WAFFLE that “enlightened you to the truth.”  
 

And alas I do wish to spread the love of waffles around the world. Nay! THE COSMOS!

You can have the rank of member, if you wish to spread the love of waffles throughout everywhere.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

*hmf*

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Quick, @Nameless, Hire me in the capacity as The Essence, here is the form:

Spoiler

This Document certifies that

                        

has hired

The Essence

To deal with legal matters, 

foolish non-divines,

and, on request, semi-Divine distracting Entities

Signed: 

                                                                                                                                                      T̸̨̢͔̖̤̥͇̤̤̠̲̩͔̳͙̹̟̓̈͐̄͊̓̊͌̏̑̈́̇̓̒̉̆̈́̆́̔̈̇̈́̏̄͐̄̀̽̚̚͝ͅh̸̢̡͓̝̥̙̜̼̲͈̲͙̩̤̙͓̙̥̝̥͈̞̫̰̜͖͖͈͛̈̂̒͋̅̂̀̈̅ẻ̶̢̧̧̮̲͇͈̩̠̟͉̳̞̣̝̙̯̺̣̖͎̻́̓̉̅͂́͂̈́̂́̕ ̷̡̢̛͍̘̝͍̠͙̘̩̲̲̠͍̙̤̺̔̈̅̀̂̋̏͗̓̀̇͊̍̄͆̾̊͒̕͝ͅĔ̷̢̢̛͈͙̯͍̹͉̟̹̗͕̺̤̘̱̹͎̱̒̎̄́̈́̊͗̋̈͗̈́͒̄̓̀̀͋̉͘͘͝ͅͅͅs̴̤̜̲̺͙̳̭̫̯̫̱͍̖̗̭̟̥̼͈͓̘̭̖͖̙͇̗̬̘̼̥̠̿̎̐̍̍̈́̈́́͆̈́̃̈͋͑̐̋̇̈́̓̍̄̆̓͐̆̐͂̊͑̕̚͝͝͝s̷̡̢̡̧̡̗̘̙̺̙̬̬̜͓̣̻̬͚̥͓͔̯̯͎̣̼̮̭͋ë̶̡̡̨̧̛̮̹̪̻͓̳̬͍͙̲̰̱͚̠̤͙̫̝̬̹͉̲̹̼͕̠̎͊̀͐̽̈́̚͜͠ͅͅͅn̷̡̨̢͉̞͎̤̪̰̣̲͍̞̗̉̋͑̈́̇̉̋̍̔͂̐̓́̕̕͠ç̸̨̨̧̧̡̲̘̣̘̘̠͙̭̳̺̦̻̤̝̥̳̪̗̳̺̘͍͙̍͋͗̉́̿͠͝ȩ̴̧̖̱̥̜̤̣̥̭̪̖͈̙̣͔͚͖̜͓̱̝̭͖͓̹̺͖̬͑̃̔͋͆̋̃̈́̌̔̈́͆͆̈̿̎̑̌̋̂̀͌̔͒̌͝͝

 

Edited June 1, 2022 by EmulatonStromenkiin

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

May I be the Gyorn of Wafflism to "protect" the lovers of waffles?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

May I be the Gyorn of Wafflism to "protect" the lovers of waffles?

you are the gyorn of Chortlism

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

I wish to join if nothing else to be representing Chortlism and our alliance. 

[NameIess]

2 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

Quick, Nameless, Hire me in the capacity as The Essence, here is the form:

  Reveal hidden contents

This Document certifies that

                        

has hired

The Essence

To deal with legal matters, 

foolish non-divines,

and, on request, semi-Divine distracting Entities

Signed: 

                                                                                                                                                      T̸̨̢͔̖̤̥͇̤̤̠̲̩͔̳͙̹̟̓̈͐̄͊̓̊͌̏̑̈́̇̓̒̉̆̈́̆́̔̈̇̈́̏̄͐̄̀̽̚̚͝ͅh̸̢̡͓̝̥̙̜̼̲͈̲͙̩̤̙͓̙̥̝̥͈̞̫̰̜͖͖͈͛̈̂̒͋̅̂̀̈̅ẻ̶̢̧̧̮̲͇͈̩̠̟͉̳̞̣̝̙̯̺̣̖͎̻́̓̉̅͂́͂̈́̂́̕ ̷̡̢̛͍̘̝͍̠͙̘̩̲̲̠͍̙̤̺̔̈̅̀̂̋̏͗̓̀̇͊̍̄͆̾̊͒̕͝ͅĔ̷̢̢̛͈͙̯͍̹͉̟̹̗͕̺̤̘̱̹͎̱̒̎̄́̈́̊͗̋̈͗̈́͒̄̓̀̀͋̉͘͘͝ͅͅͅs̴̤̜̲̺͙̳̭̫̯̫̱͍̖̗̭̟̥̼͈͓̘̭̖͖̙͇̗̬̘̼̥̠̿̎̐̍̍̈́̈́́͆̈́̃̈͋͑̐̋̇̈́̓̍̄̆̓͐̆̐͂̊͑̕̚͝͝͝s̷̡̢̡̧̡̗̘̙̺̙̬̬̜͓̣̻̬͚̥͓͔̯̯͎̣̼̮̭͋ë̶̡̡̨̧̛̮̹̪̻͓̳̬͍͙̲̰̱͚̠̤͙̫̝̬̹͉̲̹̼͕̠̎͊̀͐̽̈́̚͜͠ͅͅͅn̷̡̨̢͉̞͎̤̪̰̣̲͍̞̗̉̋͑̈́̇̉̋̍̔͂̐̓́̕̕͠ç̸̨̨̧̧̡̲̘̣̘̘̠͙̭̳̺̦̻̤̝̥̳̪̗̳̺̘͍͙̍͋͗̉́̿͠͝ȩ̴̧̖̱̥̜̤̣̥̭̪̖͈̙̣͔͚͖̜͓̱̝̭͖͓̹̺͖̬͑̃̔͋͆̋̃̈́̌̔̈́͆͆̈̿̎̑̌̋̂̀͌̔͒̌͝͝

 

Oh good, a lawyer! Perfect. You're hired.

2 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

May I be the Gyorn of Wafflism to "protect" the lovers of waffles?

You may protect Wafflism, but I feel a rank such as Gyorn may cause too much division among followers. We all love the waffle, and are all equals.

1 minute ago, Boomerang Guy said:

I wish to join if nothing else to be representing Chortlism and our alliance. 

Very well. (Please understand that no such alliance exists) You may join.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I accept the offer of protecter of Wafflism

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

4 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Oh good, a lawyer! Perfect. You're hired.

you have to sign the contract before my powers as The Essence are activated.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

you have to sign the contract before my powers as The Essence are activated.

This Document certifies that

                        

has hired

The Essence

To deal with legal matters, 

foolish non-divines,

and, on request, semi-Divine distracting Entities

Signed: 

                                                   Nameless                                                                                  T̸̨̢͔̖̤̥͇̤̤̠̲̩͔̳͙̹̟̓̈͐̄͊̓̊͌̏̑̈́̇̓̒̉̆̈́̆́̔̈̇̈́̏̄͐̄̀̽̚̚͝ͅh̸̢̡͓̝̥̙̜̼̲͈̲͙̩̤̙͓̙̥̝̥͈̞̫̰̜͖͖͈͛̈̂̒͋̅̂̀̈̅ẻ̶̢̧̧̮̲͇͈̩̠̟͉̳̞̣̝̙̯̺̣̖͎̻́̓̉̅͂́͂̈́̂́̕ ̷̡̢̛͍̘̝͍̠͙̘̩̲̲̠͍̙̤̺̔̈̅̀̂̋̏͗̓̀̇͊̍̄͆̾̊͒̕͝ͅĔ̷̢̢̛͈͙̯͍̹͉̟̹̗͕̺̤̘̱̹͎̱̒̎̄́̈́̊͗̋̈͗̈́͒̄̓̀̀͋̉͘͘͝ͅͅͅs̴̤̜̲̺͙̳̭̫̯̫̱͍̖̗̭̟̥̼͈͓̘̭̖͖̙͇̗̬̘̼̥̠̿̎̐̍̍̈́̈́́͆̈́̃̈͋͑̐̋̇̈́̓̍̄̆̓͐̆̐͂̊͑̕̚͝͝͝s̷̡̢̡̧̡̗̘̙̺̙̬̬̜͓̣̻̬͚̥͓͔̯̯͎̣̼̮̭͋ë̶̡̡̨̧̛̮̹̪̻͓̳̬͍͙̲̰̱͚̠̤͙̫̝̬̹͉̲̹̼͕̠̎͊̀͐̽̈́̚͜͠ͅͅͅn̷̡̨̢͉̞͎̤̪̰̣̲͍̞̗̉̋͑̈́̇̉̋̍̔͂̐̓́̕̕͠ç̸̨̨̧̧̡̲̘̣̘̘̠͙̭̳̺̦̻̤̝̥̳̪̗̳̺̘͍͙̍͋͗̉́̿͠͝ȩ̴̧̖̱̥̜̤̣̥̭̪̖͈̙̣͔͚͖̜͓̱̝̭͖͓̹̺͖̬͑̃̔͋͆̋̃̈́̌̔̈́͆͆̈̿̎̑̌̋̂̀͌̔͒̌͝͝

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

8 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Please understand that no such alliance exists)

Why not! We both want to spread waffles!