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Just now, TheHalcyonGirl said:

If you were in a bowl of popcorn in front of me, how would you survive?

First of all that would have to be a big bowl of popcorn. To survive at any cost? I wouuld break the bowl and throw the shards at you. Or I would choke you on the way down...

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4 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

First of all that would have to be a big bowl of popcorn. To survive at any cost? I wouuld break the bowl and throw the shards at you. Or I would choke you on the way down...

Very creative! 
What would you do if a person made of glass walked up and asked you to shatter him

 

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Depends on the person.

If they really can't live without it, I would shatter them and try not to enjoy it but fail.

If I really hated them, I would tie them up and slowly melt them into slag.

Otherwise I would refuse or if I was feeling like Hoid insult them and ask why they hadn't found the nearest cliff.

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2 minutes ago, SymphonianBookworm said:

What is your favorite Monopoly subtype?

 

Hmmm, good question!

I recently played a animal crossing one that was a brilliant adaptation of it to monopoly. But I'd have to say the monopoly Gamer subtype probably.

1 minute ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

do I have to?

Only if you want to.

Just now, Cinnamon said:

Why aren’t you mourning Haly with us :(?

I had to wait for a while and my google account has it and now my shard one will as well. Just had to wait and mine will stay for a while longer :P

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10 hours ago, InfiniteInsanity said:

How many pennies do you think would fit in the room you are currently in?

7 million at least

10 hours ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Can you go to my ama and ask me some questions?

Also what’s your favorite number

*sigh* I suppose I can 

7

10 hours ago, TheGreatSnail said:

what is your opinion of mountain chickens?

I'd try eating one, because if people did once...it should be safe... right? :ph34r:

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Just now, TheGreatSnail said:

I mean, people still do, but it's illegal

I'll just hide those legs now.

Just now, Frank of the Emerald Axes said:

Wizard.

This is stupid. 
I spent like a good twenty minutes on this so answer EACH ONE if you have the time.

1. What do you like to eat (Cuisine) 

Lasagna, Chicken noodle soup, and fish hamburgers to only name a few.

Just now, Frank of the Emerald Axes said:

2. Have you been to a Costco

Yup! I also know where they get all their chickens from :ph34r:

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3. When was the last time you ordered something from Amazon?

Probably this year.

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4. Have you read LitRPG?

Nope, don't know what it is

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5. Will you read LitRPG (the good stuff not the weird ones that people make)

See above answer :P

Just now, Frank of the Emerald Axes said:

6. Is Wierd spelled Wierd or Weird? My computer says its Weird but that looks morally wrong.

It is spelled neither way, it is spelled Wyrd.

Just now, Frank of the Emerald Axes said:

7. If you had to get a job as an army man, and there was a way you could save the man from an opposing army (or just kill him) what would you do?

I would save him

Just now, Frank of the Emerald Axes said:

8. Do you have a dog? *cocks shotgun*

I don't but I wish that I did. I'd love basically any medium to large sized dog. I'd still love a smaller dog, but I like dogs that aren't toy dogs.

Just now, Frank of the Emerald Axes said:

9. Do you have a cat? 

I have two cats!

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10. Have you fed a bird?

Yes!

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11. Have you driven a car?

Yes!

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12. If you were a teacher, what would you teach?

Creative writing with a specialization in character trauma

Just now, Frank of the Emerald Axes said:

13. Have you watched the Mandela Catelogue?

Nope, don't know what it is

Just now, Frank of the Emerald Axes said:

14. How many Cosmere books have you read?

How ever many there are. I have read them all at least once

Just now, Frank of the Emerald Axes said:

15. What is your opinion on non-Cosmere Brandon books?

I liked them! Gathering storm is probably on of my favorite non-sanderson books, right up there with a memory of light.

Just now, Frank of the Emerald Axes said:

16. Who's your favorite Shard and why? And if you could, would you Ascend and take up their power?

Harmony, because I loved who they were before as a character and I like seeing the growth that they are going through now. No, I would not take up their power, nor any shard's power.

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