NameIess Posted April 27, 2022 Posted April 27, 2022 Nameless decided to make a very intelligent decision. He threw himself towards the chickens and began attempting to chop them to bits.
Morningtide she/her Posted April 27, 2022 Posted April 27, 2022 On 4/26/2022 at 10:12 AM, Doomslug The Destroyer said: "Ah, Morningtide! As you've probably noticed, we've been through some changes!" "Yes... It's highly confusing." She shrugged. "I'll get used to it."
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted April 28, 2022 Posted April 28, 2022 13 hours ago, Nameless said: Nameless decided to make a very intelligent decision. He threw himself towards the chickens and began attempting to chop them to bits. the lightsaber bounced off the Shardplate like it did the Shardblade. The chickens began to peck at him. Hard.
Frustration Posted April 28, 2022 Posted April 28, 2022 "Use the Force Nameless." Frustration whispered in his ear.
Trutharchivist he/him Posted April 28, 2022 Posted April 28, 2022 Trutharchivist knocked the door of the facility. "Hello? I'm mildly afflicted with Brandofandonitis, with a more severe case of Random Obsessions Disorder. Can I come in?"
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted April 28, 2022 Posted April 28, 2022 58 minutes ago, Frustration said: "Use the Force Nameless." Frustration whispered in his ear. this confused people, as he was whispering in his own ear.
Going_North_cal Posted April 28, 2022 Author Posted April 28, 2022 18 minutes ago, Trutharchivist said: Trutharchivist knocked the door of the facility. "Hello? I'm mildly afflicted with Brandofandonitis, with a more severe case of Random Obsessions Disorder. Can I come in?" Doctor Doomslug answered the door. "Welcome! You're here at a good time, we just went through some revamping for admin and the way it works here! Come in, enjoy your stay. Your dosage is in your room, Block G room 56."
Trutharchivist he/him Posted April 28, 2022 Posted April 28, 2022 39 minutes ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said: Doctor Doomslug answered the door. "Welcome! You're here at a good time, we just went through some revamping for admin and the way it works here! Come in, enjoy your stay. Your dosage is in your room, Block G room 56." "Thanks. Hmm... 56, you say? As in, eight times seven? Oh, this cursed number... I always forgot it in multiplication tables. Oh, well. I'll go on to settle in the room." He enters with a bag that seems suspiciously full of books, and a weird, round sidebag. Quote Though I guess the anti-books rules might not be this severe now...
Going_North_cal Posted April 28, 2022 Author Posted April 28, 2022 Quote We've gotten pretty lenient. "Enjoy your stay!"
NameIess Posted April 28, 2022 Posted April 28, 2022 5 hours ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said: the lightsaber bounced off the Shardplate like it did the Shardblade. The chickens began to peck at him. Hard. Nameless laughed. "You think your pecks can hurt me? Your claws and beaks would have to be as sharp as shardblades to do any damage!
Liahona Posted April 28, 2022 Posted April 28, 2022 Liahona cackled a bit to herself, enjoying the chaos she was watching. Perhaps this is a symptom of my Brandonfandonitis, she thought about the possibly evil cackling. She decided not to worry about it.
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted April 28, 2022 Posted April 28, 2022 4 minutes ago, Nameless said: Nameless laughed. "You think your pecks can hurt me? Your claws and beaks would have to be as sharp as shardblades to do any damage! The Chickens were an irritant, and were swiftly destroying his clothing. He was now so covered in Chickens that it was hard to move, and feathers were getting up his nose and in the remnants of his clothes.
NameIess Posted April 28, 2022 Posted April 28, 2022 Nameless decided to take Frustration's advice and blasted all the chickens away from his with the force.
Trutharchivist he/him Posted April 28, 2022 Posted April 28, 2022 7 minutes ago, Nameless said: Nameless decided to take Frustration's advice and blasted all the chickens away from his with the force. Trutharchivist just happened to pass by at the moment, and a chicken to the face made him stumble. "What the glank is going on here?" He asked.
NameIess Posted April 28, 2022 Posted April 28, 2022 2 minutes ago, Trutharchivist said: Trutharchivist just happened to pass by at the moment, and a chicken to the face made him stumble. "What the glank is going on here?" He asked. Nameless looked up from attempting to crush a Shardplate-covered chicken with the force. "These chickens are trying to kill me! Don't worry, I have it- OhstormsthatonehasaShardbeak!"
Trutharchivist he/him Posted April 28, 2022 Posted April 28, 2022 2 minutes ago, Nameless said: Nameless looked up from attempting to crush a Shardplate-covered chicken with the force. "These chickens are trying to kill me! Don't worry, I have it- OhstormsthatonehasaShardbeak!" "Say what? A naturally occurring... Oh, no, I see. How did it get a shardplate? Can chickens become Radiants now?"
NameIess Posted April 28, 2022 Posted April 28, 2022 Just now, Trutharchivist said: "Say what? A naturally occurring... Oh, no, I see. How did it get a shardplate? Can chickens become Radiants now?" Nameless screamed and attempted to make a break for it, horde of chickens swarming after him.
Going_North_cal Posted April 28, 2022 Author Posted April 28, 2022 "Emula! No bloodthirsty Shardbearing chickens!" Dr. Doomslug snapped his fingers, and the chickens became normal, docile, Shardless chickens.
Liahona Posted April 28, 2022 Posted April 28, 2022 8 minutes ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said: "Emula! No bloodthirsty Shardbearing chickens!" Dr. Doomslug snapped his fingers, and the chickens became normal, docile, Shardless chickens. Liahona raised her eyebrow at this. "You're more powerful than I assumed," she said.
Going_North_cal Posted April 28, 2022 Author Posted April 28, 2022 Dr. Doomslug turned to Liahona with a sly smile. "I'm Head Supervisor of the facility. This position grants me abilities."
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted April 28, 2022 Posted April 28, 2022 The Chickens remained, with their shardplate. the Shardbeaks had been a figment of Nameless's imagination. The Chickens continued to Chase Nameless, now mostly because he seemed to be trying to speak to them(he was squawking). Quote nameless gave them shardbeaks, they just want to attack him. Also, It's comedic relief.
Liahona Posted April 28, 2022 Posted April 28, 2022 Liahona's cackling grew. Yes, she thought she'd like this place.
NameIess Posted April 28, 2022 Posted April 28, 2022 Nameless continued fleeing, running out of sight along the corridors.
Going_North_cal Posted April 28, 2022 Author Posted April 28, 2022 A bag of chicken feed suddenly appeared in Nameless' hands. "You're welcome," A voice that sounded eerily like the Doctor's voice said in his ear.
Trutharchivist he/him Posted April 28, 2022 Posted April 28, 2022 That was a quick succession of weird things, but Trutharchivist tried to stay calm. Those chickens have shardplates, why not? And he was pretty sure that the guy running away from them had a lightsaber, of all things. And he was still running. He continued towards his room and entered it, looking suspiciously at the number. A moment later, he poked out of his room. "Is the medicine kosher? I'm a Jew, can't take it otherwise."
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