SandersonsToes Posted February 17, 2022 Posted February 17, 2022 Idk how many people here know much about football, but I was bored today and wondered what a Stormlight football team would look like. This is basically off the top of my head so let me know what y'all think. Offense: HOF QB with amazing weapons. QB: Wit / Hoid. He's been in the league forever and has countless tricks up his sleeve. Literally not a single con in his gameplay except maybe pocket presence, since he likes to move around a lot. Easy lock for first ballot HOF. Pro comp is Aaron Rodgers. RB: Lift. Do I even need to explain this one? Not gonna be trucking over defenders, but is literally impossible to tackle. Imagine her sliding on her stomach out of the backfield. WR1: Kaladin. No brainer here. Man can fly and his only flaw is his mental game. First team all pro. WR2: Fleet. Outran a highstorm. Game changing speed. He's the teams deep threat. Basically Tyreek Hill. WR3: Teft. This one's debatable. He's the crafty veteran that works from the slot and a team captain. He's also there to keep Kaladin in check. Pro comp Julian Edelman. TE: Zahel Definitely a great blocker / route runner. Might not be the most athletic on the team, but he knows the game well. OL: Dont care enough to pick five offensive linemen, so I'm just making it 5 Rocks. Defense: Greatest front seven of all time. Four Shardbearers at Linebacker DL: Also don't care enough, so it's 3 Talns. Definitely getting to the quarterback constantly. MLB: Young Dalinar (Blackthorn): Man was an absolute beast in his prime. Combine his Sharplate with the Thrill, and he's prime Ray Lewis. Favorite for DPOY. MLB: Young Gavilar Complete the dynamic duo with another Shardbearer. He calls the plays and facilitates the defense. OLB: Warform Eshonai Definitely hits people like a brick wall. Could make a splash play at any given moment. OLB: Adolin Kholin Great fundamental player. Underappreciated at times compared to some of his teammates but he's a great team player. CB1: Szeth Capable of manning up any wideout. Generational type talent if he can get his head straight. CB2: Moash Ruthless defender who might give up some big plays, but will make up for them with interceptions. Pro comp Trevon Diggs. SS: Shallan Can really create confusion for the QB with her illusions. Not gonna be making open-field tackles, but her pros outweigh the cons. FS: The Pursuer Imagine sending him on a safety blitz when he's in his little streak thing. OL and QB will never see him coming. Plays the game tough. Pro comp Jamaal Adams. And finally, the Head Coach is Taravangian for obvious reasons. 4
KaladinWorldsinger Posted February 18, 2022 Posted February 18, 2022 2 hours ago, SandersonsToes said: And finally, the Head Coach is Taravangian for obvious reasons. He just so happens to be an idiot on the day of the match, and tearfully encourages the team to lose since the other side needs the win more and conflict is not good 2
SandersonsToes Posted February 18, 2022 Author Posted February 18, 2022 26 minutes ago, KaladinWorldsinger said: He just so happens to be an idiot on the day of the match, and tearfully encourages the team to lose since the other side needs the win more and conflict is not good Risk vs reward baby
Brgst13 Posted February 24, 2022 Posted February 24, 2022 Lirin has to be OL. Stone stubborn and won't budge plus focused on protecting people. I would swap out Shallan for Jasnah at SS. Jasnah would be like Ryan Clark and be the on-field play caller as well as being tough as nails. Also she could Soulcast your cleats into smoke if she got beat deep. I would switch the defense to a 4-3 and have Gavilar and Dalinar as the defensive ends. They would create pure havoc in the backfield. Taln would be one DT and Ash could play the other. Just have a Lightweaver project an image of her on the opposing QB's helmet. I would put young Sadeas in MLB. He would watch the play develop and strike where he could do the most harm. My second choice would the Mink. The OL would never be able to find him to block him. For OL I like Rock at left tackle. Teft is definitely the center and leading the line. Renarin is at right tackle. How do you get past someone who literally sees the moves coming? For the guards I like Lopen and another Windrunner.
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