Shivertongue he/him Posted October 27, 2011 Posted October 27, 2011 You read that right, Shardudes and Shardettes. It is confirmed. For reals. After so much research, so many read-throughs, so much speculation, I am happy to tell you that I have it confirmed, for certain, beyond a shadow of a doubt. Yes, there ARE waffles on Scadrial. Everything else in the book makes so much more sense now. ^^ That is all. 14
Comatose he/him Posted October 27, 2011 Posted October 27, 2011 Do you have a link to where this information was confirmed I'm not sure if Davinna counts as a reliable witness. 1
firstRainbowRose she/her Posted October 27, 2011 Posted October 27, 2011 No links since it was an oral confirmation, but while at the Sam Weller's signing I asked and Brandon basically said yes. 1
Chaos he/him Posted October 27, 2011 Posted October 27, 2011 You read that right, Shardudes and Shardettes. It is confirmed. For reals. After so much research, so many read-throughs, so much speculation, I am happy to tell you that I have it confirmed, for certain, beyond a shadow of a doubt. Yes, there ARE waffles on Scadrial. Everything else in the book makes so much more sense now. ^^ That is all. *Scadrial. 2
Shivertongue he/him Posted October 27, 2011 Author Posted October 27, 2011 *Scadrial. Yes, there are waffles on Scadrial too. Waffles are, I am increasingly convinced, universal. 1
lordofsoup Posted October 27, 2011 Posted October 27, 2011 Im not sure, people on Roshar seem to be living in stone huts still.
Shivertongue he/him Posted October 27, 2011 Author Posted October 27, 2011 Im not sure, people on Roshar seem to be living in stone huts still. But they have WAFFLES!
Zas678 he/him Posted October 28, 2011 Posted October 28, 2011 Are you sure? I don't know if they're ready- culturally, culinarily, or religiously, for waffles yet. Although perhaps Shallan could Soulcast one up for you if you're desperate enough. I'm sure Hoid could teach her. 2
Kelek he/him Posted November 1, 2011 Posted November 1, 2011 Hoid should add a title for himself - Bringerer of waffles to the Cosmere! I am convinced it is his fault.
Quantum Toast he/him Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 And the Seventeenth Shard are chasing him because they want some?
happyman he/him Posted November 12, 2011 Posted November 12, 2011 And the Seventeenth Shard are chasing him because they want some? But of course! Now everything makes so much more sense! The Seventeenth Shard are chasing Hoid for his waffles. Bavadin and Rayse clearly stole Hoid's waffles some time in the distant past, and the resulting anger shattered the powers of creation itself, leaving them free to carry out their waffle-vendetta with ease. 5
KChan she/her Posted November 12, 2011 Posted November 12, 2011 Does that mean that the epic culinary war between Aona's waffles and Skai's pancakes is what caused the Reod? 2
Chaos he/him Posted November 12, 2011 Posted November 12, 2011 But of course! Now everything makes so much more sense! The Seventeenth Shard are chasing Hoid for his waffles. Bavadin and Rayse clearly stole Hoid's waffles some time in the distant past, and the resulting anger shattered the powers of creation itself, leaving them free to carry out their waffle-vendetta with ease. I agree, but only if somewhere along the line they knocked over a vase. 2
KChan she/her Posted November 12, 2011 Posted November 12, 2011 Of course they did. Endowment was furious: there were flowers spilled everywhere. They still haven't managed to clean up the mess. 2
Shivertongue he/him Posted November 12, 2011 Author Posted November 12, 2011 Of course they did. Endowment was furious: there were flowers spilled everywhere. They still haven't managed to clean up the mess. Now that is just ridiculous! Endowment is a Shard of the vase that was Adonalsium. He did not exist until Hoid knocked it over. Tsk tsk, people, get your theories straight. Everything happened AFTER Hoid knocked over his wife's priceless vase. 1
KChan she/her Posted November 12, 2011 Posted November 12, 2011 Excuse me for not knowing the name of Endowment's Shardholder.
FeatherWriter she/her Posted November 13, 2011 Posted November 13, 2011 Gah! Where did I get the idea that Endowment was a girl? Has that been confirmed one way or another? Also, Sazed is totally the one sitting in the corner with a glue gun trying to put it all back together, but he's only got two pieces. Sazed: If we don't get this thing back together, Hoid's wife will never make us waffles again! 5
Quantum Toast he/him Posted November 13, 2011 Posted November 13, 2011 (edited) And Odium is smashing up other people's pieces because he hates them, vases, and waffles. Well, maybe not waffles. But he wants to stop everyone else getting any. Edited November 13, 2011 by Quantum Toast 3
CrazyRioter she/her Posted November 13, 2011 Posted November 13, 2011 Nah, Odium's mad cause Hoid's wife already banned him from having any waffles.
Necronos he/him Posted November 13, 2011 Posted November 13, 2011 (edited) I always has the distinct impression that Hoid, in his appearance in HoA, was holding a waffle *edit for correction of emoticon Edited November 13, 2011 by Necronos
Thyrllann he/him Posted November 17, 2011 Posted November 17, 2011 (edited) I always has the distinct impression that Hoid, in his appearance in HoA, was holding a waffle But of course! What self-respecting worldhopper, with an entire army of other worldhoppers chasing them, would go anywhere without their mystical waffle of power? Edited November 17, 2011 by Levi
Aldric he/him Posted November 17, 2011 Posted November 17, 2011 Holy crap! The absolute best title ever is Wafflebringer. That so totally owns Worldbringer from HoA. At least I think they were called that Back In The Day. Regardless... The Wafflebringer is now my favorite title ever. I can only aspire to one day be known as one. 3
Shivertongue he/him Posted November 17, 2011 Author Posted November 17, 2011 Holy crap! The absolute best title ever is Wafflebringer. That so totally owns Worldbringer from HoA. At least I think they were called that Back In The Day. Regardless... The Wafflebringer is now my favorite title ever. I can only aspire to one day be known as one. This is something that is simple to achieve. All you have to do is BRING ME WAFFLES!
CrazyRioter she/her Posted November 17, 2011 Posted November 17, 2011 This is something that is simple to achieve. All you have to do is BRING ME WAFFLES! if you are ever in Vancouver, come out for brunch with me and I'll buy you some waffles.
happyman he/him Posted November 17, 2011 Posted November 17, 2011 Now we just need to ask Brandon to make a magic system centered around waffles. Quick, somebody find a way to get that posted on Writing Excuses. Maybe a public appearance with user questions?
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