The Shroomies

[SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him]

This is the Smurf village stands in direct opposition to the Featherclan.

Any who wish to stand against those tricksie fanatics then come to this Smurf village where i can promise that not much in the way of Hemalurgic experimentation will happen.

Well there won't be much performed on the Smurfs inhabiting the village.

Though I will be exploring the Fourth realm the Realm that they call 'laita' ( elvish for praise, apparently ) where I shall hunt gather terrified willing Upvotes for use in Hemalurgy.

Any willing to help are more than welcome

This humble abode is my house.

If you want one come make one come and make one.

Edited May 27, 2014 by SmurfAquamarineBodies

[PorridgeBrick he/him]

*takes a bite from a kiwifruit* Aye aye, sir. Anything you command, sir. *takes another bite*

[SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him]

That's right, you read correctly, this clan is now the most terrifying thing in the Cosmere. Hemalurgic Smurfs.

[BreathTaker he/him]

Do they just turn in to mini-Koloss?... I WANT A PET ONE!!!!

Edited June 4, 2014 by BreathTaker

[SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him]

Mini-Steel Inquisitor. So much more terrifying.

[BreathTaker he/him]

Eeeeehhhhhh.... Maybe not, I want one of those too.

[Left he/him]

Be careful Lord Lager. they might be trying to place a plant. (A plant mushroom, that is) bubum dum tish!

[SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him]

"Have you no shame? Coming into another's house with such awful puns..." *shakes head* "Kids these days."

[BreathTaker he/him]

Thanks lefty, fortunately my lunch today consisted solely of microwave burritos and whole mushrooms, if they were to place a plant on me... I'd eat it.

[BreathTaker he/him]

Thanks lefty, fortunately my lunch today consisted solely of microwave burritos and whole mushrooms, if they were to place a plant on me... I'd eat it.

[Quiver he/him]

SHROOMIES!

For too long have thou been ignored by the larger clans, and to this we say - NO LONGER.

You are tiny walking spikes. This is adorable. Ponies are also adorable. There is but one conclusion to be reached:

Ally yourselves with the Herd, and together we shall conquer this forum, and celebrate with a great and glorious feast!

At the Feast there shall be kiwis, and apples perhaps.

[SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him]

I have been kicked far too many times by ponies for me to ever think the stupid things are cute. The second time I got kicked in the testicles was enough for me, now I have made it my policy to stay away from them. So there is no way I'm going to join your group, clan or whatever people calling these thingies. But thanks for the invite all the same.