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Fellow brethren of The Church of the Stick! Multiple Factions march to war, spread their own doctrines and establish their own truths! But we know who the True Idol is!

Stick. In all his Glory. Who shall answer my call?

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Oh no, I feel the church calling....But I can't leave The Twin Thrones..... I guess I'll act as main emissary for the court.

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A stick has no need to march to war. Stick is, was, and shall be Stick

Exactly. Let others evangelize, squabble, and war. Stick has no need for that. Stick is stability. Stick is eternal. Stick is a stick. Why would a stick wish to fight? It does not need followers. It is a stick, and is content.

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Not saying we need to march to war ourselves, exactly. We just need to be Sticks! We must be strong. Resolute. Unyielding. Show them that their other Factions are meaningless entities and their battles but meaningless squabbles compared to the Eternal Glory of Stick.

With only one sentence uttered, you too can become enlightened. To quote the holiest of scriptures:


I am a Stick.
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Of all the factions, I fit this one best.

 

I expect I'll emulate the Stick, though, and not get involved much.

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"I am a stick."

 

"would you like to destroy some evil today?"

 

When you immediately recognize this a quote from Peter.

Oh wait wrong thread. Its still funny though.....

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A stick has no need to march to war. Stick is, was, and shall be Stick

 

I'm sorry but it's in the signature.

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Ever hear of the proverb, "Speak softly but carry a big stick"?

Exactly.

(And that image above is storming fantastic.)

Remember, we must be adamant! What do we say when people try to sway us?
"I am a Stick!"

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I'd try to convince you all to become Lords of Chaos, but somehow I can guess what your collective response would be.

Wait, we can become Nyarlathotep?

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You can become Nyarlathotep? Since when?

 

Shaggai... there are many strange and esoteric perks of belonging to the Wafflesworn. You know not what eldritch recipes have flowed like vile acid from the cyclopean depths of our kitchens.

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Shaggai... there are many strange and esoteric perks of belonging to the Wafflesworn. You know not what eldritch recipes have flowed like vile acid from the cyclopean depths of our kitchens.

Remind me never to eat at your house. Especially if you happen to be Nyarlathotep at that point.

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Shaggai... there are many strange and esoteric perks of belonging to the Wafflesworn. You know not what eldritch recipes have flowed like vile acid from the cyclopean depths of our kitchens.

Last night I went to a friend's house.  I opened the freezer, to get some ice cream, but the strangest thing is that she was apparently keeping Ithaqua the Wind-Walker and Lord of the Frozen Wastes prisoner there.  He is now free, roaming the Earth again and killing everyone and everything, and the worst part is that I didn't even get my ice cream because he ate it all.  

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Last night I went to a friend's house.  I opened the freezer, to get some ice cream, but the strangest thing is that she was apparently keeping Ithaqua the Wind-Walker and Lord of the Frozen Wastes prisoner there.  He is now free, roaming the Earth again and killing everyone and everything, and the worst part is that I didn't even get my ice cream because he ate it all.  

 

Ithaqua the Wind-Walker is such a selfish git.

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