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  1. Jo and the Bush
    Temperature affects the speed of Mach one? I thought t was a constant. Someone needs to make a new Wish.
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    The orange matches all specification s, but is moving at mach 1 when it appears above your palm.
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    I broke my face grinning so wide. this is exactly what I wanted to happen. I. . . I don't think that works. I mean, all that does is completely turn the game on it's head, making it a game of people getting whatever they want. . . I don't know what to do with this wish.
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    Is there a maximum amount of investiture a spike can hold?
  5. Jo and the Bush
    This game ia a lot like the Nightwatcher Boon/Bane game, but this time the giver of the wish has to obey the wording of the wish exactly. But, the wording is up to the giver's interpretation. So if I wish for A million dollars, the giver can choose to bury me in one million dollars worth of pennies. But he can't as an example, give me a million dollars in paper than make a wind blow it all away. I didn't ask for a wind, so he cannot affect it. The genie is out to get you. You win by making a perfectly worded wish. EDIT: Enough Meta wishes about changing the rules or the genie. You can't do that any more. I'll start. I wish for a pancake, cooked fully, with a diameter of 8 inches and a quarter inch tall, on a plate.
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    People who say violence isn't the answer just aren't willing to use enough of it.

    1. Kaymyth

      Kaymyth

      Rough day, Joe? :P

    2. Jo and the Bush

      Jo and the Bush

      That and the current Game of SE.

  7. Jo and the Bush
    In the case of killing inactives, they're neither. If too many on one side or the other fo inactive, I'll ensure continued balance through additional items. So no. You don't get to learn silver's alignment.
  8. Jo and the Bush
    I may or may not have bought two Zootopia stuffed animals immediately after seeing it.
  9. Jo and the Bush
    I've never seen it. Is it better worse than the book?
  10. Jo and the Bush
    Lynch vote. Only if the medkit blocks a dagger.
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    On my phone right now. Can someone upvote this for me. Was trying to scroll.
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    It was pointed out though, about 12 hours ago, that the corrupt need to kill or arrest everyone, and once there's less players than medkit, it will be all but impossible to kill anyone.
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    All Role PM's have been sent out. Alvron is Not the Governor. (Just one more vote was needed.) IMPORTANT NOTE: Medkits, starting now, are one use. There are more of them than daggers, but the daggers need a chance of working.
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    Alv did give warning, which was nice. Writeup is live, PM's are being sent.
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    T5: Fakery in the Senate “Sir? I think you need to see this.” Yosef exhaled softly, pushed his paperwork to the side, and looked up at Constable Wilson. “See what Constable?” It’s senator Worge sir, He’s, well. I want you to see for yourself.” Yosef raised an eyebrow, but stood and followed Wilson from the room She lead him to the senate hall. Most of the senators were gone, making deals and plots in other rooms, but Worge was sitting alone in his chair, motionless. “What’s wrong with him Constable?” Wilson just shook her head and gestured for him to go to them. He walked towards them, stopping with in arms reach of Worge. He didn’t react. “Sir? Are you okay?” He remained motionless. Yosef reached out and placed a hand on Worge’s shoulder, and froze. He squeezed, and felt his fingers puncture the man’s shoulder. He reached out and put his other hand on the mans neck, then heaved, ripping the arm off completely. No blood came out. He peered inside the arm, noting that it, like the body, was hollow. “Wilson?” “Yes sir?” “Why is there a cardboard cut-out of a senator where a senator should be?” The mood in the senate hall was reserved. After the failures of yesterday, no one seemed willing to commit to anything. Everyone merely looked around, hoping that the events of yesterday were simply a joke. The presence of two ripped up cardboard cutouts only worsened matters. Eventually though, Alexandria Rotec achieved the resolve necessary to start a dialogue “So, I suppose that means Liram is corrupt? He brought the evidence against Momney after all.” “Actually, I didn’t Oromis did.” “Oh, I see.” Another long pause as everyone sat, hoping someone would make the next move. Finally, Elentari, Palpatine and Nowko slowly rose to their feet. Palpatine and Nowko shoved Elentari forward. “Er, right. We’ve been discussing amongst ourselves, and have decided that Oromis was right when he voted for Trump. Yes, We believe Trump is corrupt.” Alron hesitated, looking around as if expecting opposition. Only Trump himself stood up. “Please, you’re only voting for me because You're jealous. It’s obviously Sanderson. Who’s with me!?” No one stood, or even acknowledged his statement. Trump stared out at them, his triumphant grin fading to a scowl. “Fine. Prison won’t stop me though. No wall not built by me and paid for by the South Scadrilains will ever contain Trump! You’ll all see! I’ll be the—” His tirade was cut off as he slumped over the table, revealing Senator Liram standing behind him, massaging his hand. He glanced around the room, “Anyone gonna get mad at me for that? No? Cool." More to be added. Silverblade was never alive! Phattemer and Curious Anixmande were stabbed to death! DeathClutch was a Senator! Votes: DeathClutch: 3 : Elbereth, Lopen, Wonko Alvron: 1 : Amanuensis Wonko: 1 : Mailliw Amanuensis: 1 : DeathClutch Stink: 1 : Stink Curious Anamaximder: 1 : Alvron Living/Unarrested Players Turn 5: Arrested players: Dead Players: Prisoner PM's to be added soon. Alv Might be Governor. I'll have that posted within the hour, but there's some counting to be done, and some talking to be done.
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    Shardamn it Mailliw! People, if you're planning on making literal last minute votes, please send me a PM. Write up will be up in ten minutes.
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    Time!
  18. Jo and the Bush
    Not really eragon spoilers, but replying to eragon spoilers.
  19. Jo and the Bush
    What do you mean? There never was a movie of Eragon. NEVER.
  20. Jo and the Bush
    Aaahhhhhh!!! Yes! Don't worry, you've seen the most disturbing things already, nothing else is as disturbing in the rest of the show. (In general, some people with specific phobias and fears will be very diaturbed by some things) The worldbuilding in the show is spectacular, especially after episode 16 (I think it's 16). And all the implications made by calling the leader of the country Fuher are intentional.
  21. Jo and the Bush
    Blocked attacks aren't outright stated in the writeup, but will be in there. In this case, read the tags. There was a blocked attack. For the first question, the Medkit is not expended. I'm thinking of changing that if it proves too easy to block kills and makes the game drag on. If I do change it, I will warn you guys. (There are currently more Medkits in the game than Daggers.) Also, If you get attacked, I will tell you. you can choose to identify yourself or not.
  22. Jo and the Bush
    Yay! i was going to have to kill you tomorrow. All PM's have been sent out. I can't repeat this enough. All results are accurate. I did Not perform any april Fool's prank.
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    NO. I told you guys, I will not do an april fool's joke. Hellscythe is a Senator! Alvron got 5 votes for governor. (that will be revelaed in the writeup, so I'm okay with stating it here to avoid confusion.) No secret Rules were used to make either of those results happen.
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    Turn 4: Failure in the Senate “Ladies and Gentleman of the Senate! If I may have your attention please?” Slowly, the Noise in the Senate hall quieted as senators took their seats and waited for Senator Alron to begin. “I’m sure by now you’ve all heard of my deeds. I personally slew one of the corrupt senators who murdered our former governor, leaving us leaderless when we need a leader more than ever. We need a capable leader, and I’m willing to be him. Gentlemen, Ladies, Ritt Momney, I need your votes for the Governorship!’ “Hey, why don’t I count as a Gentleman?” “What was that?” “You said my name separately, after gentleman, implying I wasn’t one!” “Senator Momney, please, come forward where we can all hear you.” The crowd watched as Ritt Momney made his way down the aisle to the Governor’s desk, where Alron stood. “So, why don’t I count as a gentleman Alron?” Alron smirked, then turned back to the senators. “Gentleman, Ladies, all of you know of the impeccable character of Senator Oromis, who was unfortunately arrested. He has found irrefutable proof, that this man, Senator Momney, is one of Chantelle’s allies against Machmuller! He assisted in the poisoning of our beloved governor in an attempt to hide his own wrongdoing! Great people of the Senate, I ask you, What should be done with this man?!” “What. No, I’m not corrupt.” His voice wasn’t heard over the yells of the rest of the senate. “Throw him behind bars!” “Give him what Chantelle got!” Get rid of him!” “Constable-General Yosef!” Alron called out over the yells of the crowd. “You can hear the will of the senate, can you not? Take this man to prison, and let him rot ‘till he’s forgot!” “You guys seriously think I’m corrupt? That’s the most hilarious thing I've heard since Trump got elected senator.” Momney folded his arms and smirked. “But I’ll play along. The cells are probably safer than out here.” A group of constables, lead by the general, approached the desk. “Senator Momney, you are under arrest for crimes against the city of—” “Wait sir!” Constable Claincy said. “I was with Senator Momney before the meeting. We’re old friends. He never had a chance to murder Machmuller.” Yosef frowned, then turned back to Momney. “Is that true?” ‘Indeed sir, but I still want to be arrested.” “Alright, Claincy, escort him to the cells. I guess he’s innocent of the crime. Carry on Senators.” The Constables walked out of the room with Senator Momney, leaving behind a considerably deflated Alron. “Oh, well, I guess he’s not a murderer.” He waved his hands in front of him, as if trying to clear the scene away. “But that doesn’t matter, I still killed a corrupt senator, and deserve to be made governor for it. Who’s with me?” Several hands shot into the air, and Alron grinned as he began to count. “One, two, three, four, uh, anymore?” Another hand slowly raised itself. “There’s five! Um. . . What about the rest of you?” He looked around the hall, attempting to make eye contact, but everyone was looking away uncomfortably. “Well, I see. I will, well. This hasn’t gone very well.” Hellscythe was a Senator! Votes: Hellscythe: 8 : Amanuensis, Hellscythe, Kynedath, Mailliw, Mark IV, Master Elodin, phattemer, Wonko Elodin: 1 : Alvron Living/Unarrested Players Turn 4: Arrested players: Dead Players: Prisoner PM’s: Hellscythe, Mailliw, and Phattemer spoke to ThatTinyStrawMan Mailliw spoke to Adamir
  25. Jo and the Bush
    Time is up! Pfffffttt! You guys are fun.
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