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It got on everyone's clothes and skin and refused to come off. It got into agnostics' eyes and made them believe there is deliverance.

That gave birth to butterflies.

The happy vibes gave the shark indigestion.

Creating the Ghanderflaffle Donut.

But it only served to hasten it.

Quitty laughed maniacally as she saw Truthless flee while the toque floated to her head where it belonged. 

Which really doesn't do anything for his image at all, since he has to wear Quitty's toque, which is much too small for his big head. 

She also had to wait in line, because Quitty currently holds the Waffle Throne, and was happy enough crafting better noodles. 

As he fell, he was rescued by a passing flying bus.

Dun dun dun .....

His bad jokes had power to annihilate even the most optimistic.

Which was perfectly natural for the Waffleborn. They always preferred to choose their own hosts.

Meanwhile, Quitty came back to the kitchen to find all the waffles gone and consumed. She was concerned as there was Wafflerasium in those waffles that made them sentient. She shrugged, made another batch, and left it there for the hungry and unsuspecting.

Quitty took the acid to the kitchen for cleaning the Waffle irons, which unfortunately changed its shape and now created triangular prism-like waffles. 

The Ghanderflaffle won.

Welcome Percy! 

Maybe you should take the Knight Radiant quiz!

12 hours ago, Lunamor said:

Luna noted that she didn’t wish to be a tyrant, rather an elected president of sorts.

Luna was flabbergasted at the obvious tyranny of the campaign manager dragonman-ish, and fired him. 

He was never happy with his slogans and continually burn them after writing them - "We need names! We need truth! We need more - LunaMor!"

Quitty looked at Truthless. Then at Nameless. Then at the retreating back of Kel. She smiled at Nameless and said, "I'm due for a spa treatment. That's perfect! You have my vote!"

Quitty stood her ground as Jasnah moved toward her and was surprised to see Nameless move between them to block Jasnah from harming her person. She looked longingly at the all-expenses paid Nalthian vacation and then at the  instant noodles and wondered why Nameless didn't offer her the vacation instead.

4 minutes ago, Jaywalk said:

Kel flashed her a grin. Jasnah slapped him.

Quitty winked and smiled back and stuck out her tongue at Jasnah.

Quitty is still waiting for someone to bribe her.

Some of the turnips had personalities that matched their names and creators - Turnhipster (young gun), Turncoat (traitor gun), Turnitin (security gun), Turnobyl (nuclear powered), Turnippon (japanese made)

The Godfodder said, "A great name for a turnip. I invented that long ago when I got tired of the word turnip." 

The Godfodder was pleased.