Mistrunner

I did tell you what my trumpet is named, right?

Random Castiel is random. What? Are you sad? DO I HAVE TO MURDER SOMEONE? (O-o)/

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Maybe. Does anyone have a .45 I can borrow?

I've been watching too much Supernatural lately, and there was this super weird lightning storm last night. I bet you can tell where this is going.

I have returned to the greatness of thread after having discovered the existence of a thread about people disliking Wayne. *shivers* I'll stay in this corner of Wayne appreciation, thank you. In all seriousness, I think it's Wayne's flaws that really make his character. He's terribly flawed- he steals, drinks, cheats, swears, lies- but under all that he's a genuinely good person, and somehow the contradiction of what he is makes him a very compelling character. Plus, he's awesome.

Ah. Well, you will. Trust me. Oh, and just wait until you meet Toph.

Have you memorized the opening monologue yet? The fact that they took this off Netflix still stings, even after all this time. *sniffles*

Aw, c'mon, we should at least get the whole taco. You know. Compensation.

Aw. For some reason I thought you were younger than me. Apparently not.

You get all the feels. *inserts pickle*

Fred is originally from America. He's named Fred. He just moved to Sweden for the healthcare (though he refuses to pay taxes). He also has a dimensional double who is currently living in America, fulfilling that other requirement.

You get an oil well leak while somebody pokes you in the face. *inserts Captain America*

The candidate I support for president is Fred, one of the monsters under Morzathoth's bed. He's composed of old meatballs and stale chips. Campaign slogan: "I'm a villainous monster. Vote Fred."

Mostly I'm just confused by it, honestly. I'm halfway convinced they're all joking. But they ask so seriously...People are generally pretty nice when it comes to religion. I think people are generally pretty nice about most stuff, really, but there's just that handful of mean people and crazies that yell louder than everybody else.

And we can read Sanderson books by using Morzathoth's money to buy them on Kindle! ...that sounded less criminal in my head.

Can I join you? I love meatballs.

There... There's a lot of spear-related feels in Sanderson books, aren't there? Coyote

I've never wanted to stick a "support ________ candidate" sign into my lawn until now.I think we can all agree that Dalinar would be Best Candidate.

Pretty much.My mantra for this entire thing has been "Where's Romney when you need him?"

It was Honor. She's cooler than I am. But we are brain sisters. I mean, look. Brain. Sisters. And hoorah! Slowswift and I have corrupted you! (Or, you know, kind of the opposite, because Owl City is amazing. And that song is giving me feelings.)

We really need to take that road trip.

More proof of the twin theory!

For adorable Syl avatars and being my brain/forum twin.

Me normally: *slowly peels foil off paper of gum wrapper* *painstakingly organizes pennies by luster* *checks dates on coins to see if they're from before 1960* *reads for seven hours straight* *sweats over code for an hour trying to find the mistake* *carefully reshapes candy wrappers to look like there's candy still inside* Me writing essays: "Focus, what's that?" Thank you, brain, for being such a fickle beastie. Hey, it's raining out! Gotta go, I need to watch the drops on the window race.