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Yeah, true. Also the baguettes in the U.S are very different from the ones in France Edit: how is the artwork coming along?

Why not? I was craving long bread

“I don't understanding, so I'm just going to go eat a concerning amount of unidentifiable meat”- @Conure1243 Tired Conure is something else

You seem to be incapable of coherent thought again… I throw a croissant at you like a throwing star, but I miss, and it comes back like a boomerang and hits star Seriously though, I just ate a whole baguette in a concerning amount of time

Yeah, I don’t know what happened

Not much, actually… TLPL stayed silent for 5 hours today

6 Storm it

Also the Mishram part of the name is the Rosharan symmetry naming, I think

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Who is Gregor Samsa? Hello? This thread staying silent for 3 hours?? What happened that I missed?!?!?!

thanks, Grub! 375

During WaT, Shallan combines her surges, Transformation and Illumination, by Soulcasting her lightweavings. My question is why it’s forbidden and if it hadn’t been forbidden before. On the Coppermind page for the Order of Lightweavers, it says that the ability was forbidden to humans. I want to know why. Was it just forbidden on Roshar after the Oaths, because on Ashyn, Odium allowed people to surgebind unoathed. Also, are there any other forbidden surgebinding techniques for other Orders of Radiants?

I don’t think anyone can, and we all love this thread

Thanks! A few were inspired by previous deaths, but most were original(I think). Star is kind of like a star, strong gravity, and pulls other people together

@Through The Living Star I am SO sorry, but at least it's mostly in one place, if that makes it easier. Also I don't think anyone here could hate you, to be honest.

What’s TLT? Here, Star, I'll make your life just a bit more painful with some extra-whimsical deaths: Crushed beneath an avalanche of enchanted baguettes Mistook a dragon for public transportation Challenged a tornado to a dance battle and lost Drowned in an aggressively sentient bowl of soup Turned into a constellation after eating a suspiciously glowing blueberry Vaporized by a wizard’s “minor inconvenience” spell Fell into a bottomless pit that was clearly labeled “Bottomless Pit” Pecked to death by extremely determined hummingbirds Exploded into confetti after saying “watch this” Slipped on a banana peel and accidentally entered another dimension Devoured by a taxidermied moose that briefly came alive Flattened by a piano dropped by a time-traveling mime Perished in single combat against a haunted grandfather clock Got folded into origami by a rogue magician Accidentally wished themselves out of existence with a cursed birthday candle Run over by a parade float shaped like a shrimp Defeated by thirty-seven feral librarians wielding dictionaries Turned into soup by moonlight for reasons never explained Fatally inconvenienced by an angry cloud Trampled by a flock of airborne alpacas wearing roller skates This took me WAY too long to think of and write down...

First of all, Welcome back, Fizz!!!! Where were you?? Grub, I am sorry for ruining your suit… I buy you a new one(which grants you one Invested art(you get to choose which one)) @CoderDrag0n8, I approve of your law I do wonder when this thread will become a non-canon planet on the cosmere with a new Invested Art and Shard…

Yay!!! I'll use Grub's blood, as he still owes me his death for saying the forbidden number

Okay… Thanks! That law doesn’t exist, so can people please sign the petition of GG0z’s law?

Yep… I’ll call that GG0z’s law: no matter what anyone or anything does, Star will absolutely find a way to die.(this might be an already existing law. If it is, I apologize)

I’m back, show went well, looks like the potato is back, and we are conducting more scientific experiments!! I decide NOT to kill Star right now, causing her to die of shock and me to spontaneously combust

That causes a skin flake to fall onto a fly, crushing it, which, in turn, causes Star to instantly be crushed Edit: Sorry it took so long to respond, I am running the spotlight for the school play right now.

Oooh, it’s either a new Star-physics law, or a weird implementation of Fizz’s law! After recovering from that small failure, I borrow one of Conure’s anvils, and throw it at you

AAAAAAAAAAAAĄAAAÁÂ I get a running start, and stab Grub

NOOOOOOO!!!! sorry, my orchestra teacher likes to hit us with pool noodles Sure, why not? I’ll sign too, using the ink from @Ink and Embers’s name. (That causes them to die, obviously)